Ted C Blind Item
Babes, the most fun stuff going down in San Diego is never at the Comic-Con panels. Oh no, it's when the supercelebs need to unleash all their geek energy they've been storing up during the nerd fest.
Naturally, for Chubster Hunkster, this means proving to himself that he is no longer the quasi-loser guy from high school. As if. Now he is…a star! Chubster can bed practically any woman he wants now that he has A-list movie credits, not to mention an adoring, equally beautiful family. And you know the ol' story there, right? What's more attractive to the ladies than an unavailable, good-looking daddy-type?
But maybe he's not so unavailable?
Apparently not!
See, Chubby is totally doable in the offbeat kind of way. Unconventionally handsome and super charming. This is why he scored himself a Hollywood equal. But as is the case with most men (and women, really) in this business, one hot babe is never enough.
Several onlookers in San Diego were shocked when Chubster Hunkster, alone for his trip, was seen canoodling up to a blonde gal not his famous significant other while at a bar during a Comic-Con pit stop.
"If I were [Chubster's] girl I would be pissed at the way he was so touchy-feely with the random women in here," one nosy bartender told us who was witness to Hunkster's flirtfest.
Of course we're not surprised at all, being the jaded L.A. gossip reporters we are. The random blonde is not the first girl we've heard Hunkster may or may not have crossed the line with...nor the first babe he was seen escaping into an elevator with, for that matter.
Indeed, Chubs boozed it up and then left with the bimbo, so we can only imagine the party for two didn't stop at the chic hang. Where does he take them? Her room or his? Maybe the roof?
Chubby and his amazing girl are totally the perfect couple, too, but it's not out of the question that C.H. and his babe have an arrangement of some sort, because Hunky was not hiding his gropage, like, at all.
Nor, as we said, has he in the past.
Why do women put up with this in their men?
And it Ain't: Michael C. Hall, Will Ferrell, Joe Manganiello
48 comments:
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I like the Liev Schreiber guesses over at AT.
LOL@NMC
Is it someone that is chubby or was chubby??
Ryan Reynolds?
Ben Affleck?
Oh Ryan Reynolds seems like a good guess, but he's not a dad. What about Jerry O'Connell? He's a dad now, with Sci-Fi connections and a famous beautiful blond wife.
I immediately thought of Jerry O'Connell
And... He used to be chubby! Did I at least make a case for him?
Could it be Seth Rogan? Or JJ Abrams?
i think jason segel, vince vaughn, or seth rogan. not good at keeping track of sig others though
i like Jerry O'donnel guess!
Oh I hope it isn't Jerry he seems like such a stand up guy. But it really does describe him. Used to be chubby, off beat handsome. And he is very very charming and funny.
I was thinking Seth Rogen he does have a long term girlfriend but she isn't an actress.
First thought was Will Ferrell ... until I got to the Ain'ts. Then I thought Seth Rogan ... but his GF isn't famous. I do like that Jerry O'Connell guess. But what A list movie credits does he have?
Breckin Meyer? Married to a blonde producer and they have a kid together.
I think that roof comment is a big clue. Does something apply to Jerry O'Connell on a roof?
I like Jerry O'Connell:
1) he was chubby as a kid (he WAS the fat kid in "Stand By Me")
2) he has a beautiful, equally famous wife- Rebecca Romijn
3) they have a famously happy little family- two twin girls
4) unconventionally handsome- check
5) super charming and funny- check and check (did you see his Tom Cruise impression on Funny or Die?)
6) A-list movie credits:
"Stand by Me"
"Jerry Maguire"
and...well, he was in "Obsessed"
He's not A-list, but he's been in one iconic film and one very popular film, and hell- most people know him.
Liev Schreiber.
My first thought was Joshua Jackson...but it doesn't quite fit, does it?
This has to be Seth Rogen.
Wasn't Seth Rogan in the tv show Freaks and Geeks? If so its definitely him.
Seth Rogan?
The clue " he is no longer the quasi-loser guy from high school." fits with his character on Freaks and Geeks,at least to me.and Seth Rogan is chubby.
Seth Rogen doesn't have a famous S.O that I know of, and I don't think he has kids.
Jumping onto the Liev Schreiber train...
i think the Alcide reference is something....
wolf-wolverine-Liev
This has to be o'connell. All of the aint's have ll in the last name. He sure fits all of the clues!
thats a good one kevin!
One more confirmation that this is Jerry....
...all the "it ain't"s have double Ls, just like "o'connell".
I can't decide between Liev Shcreiber or Jerry O'Connell. Both are great guesses. I'm leaning towards Liev since I do think O'Connell is very good looking (though he was a chubby kid).
I'm on the Jerry O' bandwagon as well. Can someone explain why they think Liev? Am I totally missing/forgetting a chubby high school-loser role he's done?
IU think it is Jerry O'Connell (who I have never liked) or Judd Apatow (who I thought I liked until I read this blind item.) The blind says he is a star with A-list credits, but doesn't say he is an actor, which leads me to Judd.
Just to throw another name out there (even though I don't know of a chubby or high school connection), how about Thomas Jane? Famous wife and the boozing part fits, in part.
I'm overjoyed to go with the Jerry O' guess simply because Rebecca has been described as such a controlling spouse. This would easily explain how he tolerates it.
Wire Image has pics of Jerry O' with a bunch of blonde Wild Wild Girls at a Too hot for comic con party...
Joshua Jackson?
@ Ben, the way I read it Chubster was a quasi-loser guy from high school. He didn't play one. I think Liam is A list. Jerry, not so much.
I thought Seth Rogen when u read this but he isn't married, right? A-lot of other people on another board guessed Jerry O'Connell.
The only thing that I don't get about the Jerry O'C guess is, "he's no longer the quasi-loser guy from high school". But Jerry was already famous by his high school age. Unless he played a high school loser in a movie? The only movie I remember from his youth is Stand By Me, which was younger than that. But if he'd already done that, I find it hard to believe he would have been such a loser in high school.
100% Jerry O'Connell
I don't want to think it's Steve Carrell so the Jerry O'Connell guess is fine with me!
Judd Apatow? A-list credits for sure for his films. Produced "freaks and geeks." Married to Leslie Mann who is in movies, both his and others, and they have 2 cute kids who were in Knocked Up. He's producing a female version of The Hangover starring his wife (business arrangement? you cast me and I look the other way?) for the "roof" reference, and lots of overlap with people who worked on his movies and The Hangover. Produced a lot of Will Ferrell movies, too, but I think the "and the aints" just refer to high-profile actors that were at comicon this year.
Oh, and if not him, cardboard Brad Pitt, since he was there, too. :P
So it's not Joshua Jackson?
My first thought was Jack Black until I read the famous SO part and now I like both the JOCon and JAp guesses. Hmmm.....
seth rogen and jason segel are neither married nor have kids so there is no way it's either of them.
vince vaughn is married and his wife is expecting so not sure that it would be considered a 'beautiful family,' yet.
i like the liev guess. he's super adorb, especially with his boys, and naomi is gourgeous, no denying it's a beautiful family. and there has been speculation lately that he and naomi are on the outs....maybe it's just his time with other ladies?
Maybe Brian Austin Green? Recently married, is a baby daddy, played dorky David Silver in 90210 lo those many years ago...?
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