Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Tell Oprah A Joke - Win $100


A homeless man in New York recently was given $100 by Oprah. After the man first approached Oprah she told him she had no money and even showed him her purse to show she was not lying. Well, then the homeless guy told her a great joke.

"Hey, Oprah, why is it good to date a homeless man? [Because] when you're finished, you can drop him off anywhere."

That is pretty funny. According to the homeless man, Oprah laughed and then gave him $100 in 20's. The man, Julio Bazan told the NY Post that he spent the money on booze, underwear and a steak dinner.

22 comments:

Ms Cool said...

So where was the money hiding?

BigMama said...

@Ms Cool - I was thinking the same thing

MontanaMarriott said...

In one of her rolls, ROFL
lol

Cheryl said...

Oprah keeps 20's in her Wacoal bra.

mooshki said...

And he put the money to great use!

Anonymous said...

rolls???

Maja With a J said...

"booze, underwear and a steak dinner"

Sounds like a decent Saturday night to me.

RocketQueen said...

I'm with Sylvia - rolls???

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

In her fat. That's what rolls mean I believe.


I was going to say her bra.

MontanaMarriott said...

Sorry, Sue Ellen was right, I meant her "fat rolls"

mazemerizing said...

Gayle King was holding the money in her purse.

skeeball said...

so Gail really has to work for the money???

Pookie said...

*off to go find oprah*

Green Wave Gal said...

I read somewhere that she didn't have cash and asked Steadman for the money or something like that.

PotPourri said...

She never carries cash on her.

Gayle stashes it in her.....

I mean in her purse.

MadLyb said...

I give money to these guys. I don't care if they buy drugs or booze. Once in awhile they'll buy a meal, or as in this case, underwear. Who cares? The guy is f*cking homeless and you aren't. A couple bucks ain't going to kill those of us who have our sanity, a roof over our heads and a warm bed. There before the grace of god and all...

Meg said...

Good one, Cheryl! :) Tee hee!

Aww, well, that was nice of Oprah.

MadLyb said...

And - I can't believe Oprah doesn't carry cash. Does she have a teenage daughter stashed somewhere?

MadLyb said...

MCH - I can't help but love Oprah. Though, given her track record, I hope the poor guy isn't hit by a bus soon. She gives, but it doesn't tend to turn out well.

Meg said...

@MadLyb - I don't like her BUT I respect the hell out of her for being a great businesswoman.

ChasingHeaven said...

I'm with you MadLyb...By the way, if I was homeless I'd booze it up too. Just to numb the pain.

emailchallenged said...

he looks like her bf Steadmen (sp)

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days