Thursday, April 25, 2013

Today's Blind Items - The Quadrangle - Easy Easy

In one of the only times I can remember seeing in celebrity land, there were four people all having affairs and all four ended up with people they wanted to be with. I was going to originally make this about the foreign born Academy Award winning/nominee B list actress who has a very interesting story to tell. Despite all of her roles and her fame, she will be the first to tell you that she is ready for the world to end tomorrow and has a stockpile of goods and an underground bunker that cost millions. Everyone thinks she is cheap or frugal, but what she does is stockpile gold for the end of times. Anyway, that is who I was going to talk about, but I thought I would talk about how the actress was with someone at the time she started sleeping with her current boyfriend who was married to a B list Academy Award winner/nominee actress who was also still married when she started sleeping with her current boyfriend the B list mostly television actor. All four of them were cheating yet all four were happy about it. The girlfriend of the B list mostly television actor was upset, but everyone else was great with it and the amazing thing is the two couples are still together.

75 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

?!?! Ok Enty honey you got to stop drinking till after you write today's blind item. I have the only headache now. Anyone want to break this down?

FSP said...

I give up.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Needed: one entyspeak translator to explain this blind item . Thanks in advance.

Fijigrrl said...

whaddha who-ah?

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

LOL...looks like we're all in agreement on the indecipherability of this one. ;)

Bluezz said...

@FSP Me, too. I just can't with this blind. Remember when we all used to complain about the twists & turns of Ted C.'s blinds? LOL

warmislandsun said...

One not cheap but strange end of the world foreign born actress.
One boyfriend of said actress who used to be married to B list actress when they started up.
That actress was fooling around with another B list actor - tv mostly.
Both couples are still together. Only one upset id the discarded girlfriend of the tv actor.

warmislandsun said...

*is not id

Northern Grrl said...

Actress - current boy friend was guy she slept with while he was married; current boyfriend is now a divorced man. She had a boyfriend back then, too.

Current boyfriend was married to B list AA winner/nominee actress - who was still married when she started sleeping with now current boyfriend.

So, one couple was married. They both started cheating. They got divorced, and are now with the ones they cheated with while married. And they are all happy now.

But I haven't got a clue who they are.

MontanaMarriott said...

-Foreign Born Actress who is noted for being cheap and frugal possible Oscar winner/Nominee

-Current boyfriend who was married to

-B list Academy Award winner/nom who was still married when she slept with current bf

-B list mostly TV Actor

Karen said...

No... idea.... but I'm throwing out Kate Winslet because it would be funny to imagine her to be an end of the world nutter.

skimpymist said...

Zooey deshanel

Tyler said...

Thanks for the translations. My brain was rebelling at the required effort :)

Anonymous said...

Easy Easy? Dafuq....

Tyler said...

^this

ethorne said...

Skimpy, she was captured & is in custody.

warmislandsun said...

A B list academy actress, foreign born, took over the husband of a B list academy actress. Who is now dating someone's ex husband?

Dena said...

Marion Cotillard is dating an actor named Gillaume Canet who used to be married to Diane Kruger who is now dating Joshua Jackson. Yes?

nevermindthat said...

?

Renoblondee said...

o_0

Unknown said...

I suck at algebra.

Agent**It said...

Enty Jr, please , get help.

Anonymous said...

@ethorne- LMAO!!!

VIPblonde said...

@Dena A thousand thank yous for solving this!!!!! It was hurting my brain

LottaColada said...

Ethorne- Ahahaha!

Gayeld said...

I'm going with Dena's because my head hurts if I even try to think about it.

megan00m said...

wha?who?wait...um no, yes..wait..wha? who?
all ive got is someone is scrooge mcducking it...
my head hurts

Tru Leigh said...

Foreign born actresses with AA Wins/Noms:
Penélope Cruz
Anna Paquin
Cate Blanchett
Tilda Swinton
Rachel Weisz
Natalie Portman
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Janet McTeer
Bérénice Bejo
Helena Bonham Carter
Saoirse Ronan
Shohreh Aghdashloo
Helen Mirren
Toni Collette
Samantha Morton
Lynn Redgrave
Rachel Griffiths
Kate Winslet
Brenda Blethyn
Marianne Jean-Baptiste
Julie Walters







Dena said...

Thanks, @VIP...I started with the B list tv actor and worked backward - much easier!

MontanaMarriott said...

HALLELUJAHHHH somebody got it, and all the pieces fit so yeah thank you so much @Dena

A RESIDENT said...

Dena is 100% correct.

Tru Leigh said...

I forgot Marion Cotillard. I think you got it. Is she "frugal?"

Martine said...

This is so confusing, I can only guess the part pertaining to the foreign actress. I don't know if she fits the rest of the blind.

Marion Cotillard is well known for her "conspiracy theories" regarding 9/11 and other events... real or imagined. She sounds really nuts, lol.

Unknown said...

This is probably a dumb question but if Dena is right, this blind is not "easy easy"

danatestingsite said...

Diane Kruger was never up for an Oscar, though.

MontanaMarriott said...

Wow I never knew that about MC @Martine

Well it is always the ones you least expect they say.

a non a miss said...

+1 ethorne

Diane Marie said...

Not sure what's going on here but I'm throwing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart into this cluster*&(@. I'm not sure what roles they played but my gut tells me they're involved. Oh God... I need to walk away from the computer.

califblondy said...

Enty can we get an Excel spreadsheet for this one?

Karen said...

Foreign born AA winning/nominee B list actress:

Her ex:

Current boyfriend (now divorced):

Current boyfriend's ex-wife/B list AA winner/nominee:

HER current boyfriend/B list mostly TV actor:

B list mostly TV actor's now ex-girlfriend:

Topper Madison said...

Excellent shot, but Diane Kruger has never been nominated for anything, and Marion is totally A list. I'm going back to Tru Leigh's list and work backwards...

Just Another HR Lady said...

I think Dena has it, simply because I don't want to try and go through the details! lol I do recall a talk show where JJ said he met DK at a Matrix 2 premiere, so they did meet while she was married. And DK saying that her and GC "lived apart but were both happy with it" during the last while of their marriage.

Not really that big of a deal if everyone is fine with the new partners. lol

Martine said...

@califblondy LOL

Since I'm not a native English speaker, I thought it was only me having this problem.

All about Eve said...

I can't even begin to guess!! I'll go with @Dena's guess which sounds good to me. Thanks to all who tried to translate that very rare language which is Entyspeak for us.

danatestingsite said...

I'm trying to make Ellen Page and Askars fit but he was never married.

FrenchGirl said...

Marion Cotillard is not frugal (she loves loves loves fashion),she lives in a Haussman building at Paris(Canet and her search a house with garden in Paris )and when Kruger and Canet broke,he was with Carla Bruni(after he dated Elodie Navarre and finally he started to date Cotillard when she broke with Sinclair)
Diane Kruger never was Oscar nominated

Sherry said...

Thanks for the breakdown FrenchGirl. I was waiting for your help on Marion Cotillard since you'd know best. We don't get much info on MC in the US unless she's at a screening.

I have no idea. I don't even understand the translation! LOL

Just Another HR Lady said...

Marion Cotillard did win an Oscar...and if you google her with conspiracy theory, you'll come up with some of her comments.

Terri said...

Actress: Foreign born, Academy award w/n, b list actress, hoards gold, has underground bunker, cheap/frugal. Had affair with married actor and still together.

Married actor: had an affair with actress. Still with actress.

Married actor’s wife: B list academy award w/n. Had affair and still with b list mostly tv actor.

Im not sure the tv actor is the one who was with the foreign born actress.

Snapdragon said...

Wait, is the end-of-days hoarder even part of the quadrangle? Quote: "Anyway, that is who I was going to talk about,..." Suggests to me it's a different person.

I need a flow chart, ha ha.

Just Another HR Lady said...

Re: MC being with Sinclair at the time...the blind says that "the actress was with someone at the time she started sleeping with her current boyfriend".

Anonymous said...

wow, my brain is chasing it's tail on this one. Why do I care about these sluts again? Cause they're attractive people? Don't care. Now if you tell me about someone circling the drain, a la lindsay or bieberbaby, I'm interested. Or someone who's good, doing good, going up in the world, talented, (RDJ and Hugh Jackman come to mind)then I'll be interested. Garden variety vow breakers aren't my thing.

Karen said...

What B list actress with an Academy Award win OR nomination is dating a B list mostly TV actor?

I think that's the key.

Momster said...

This should have been a four for friday.

I don't recall a foreign board actress hoarding for the end of the world. Maybe she should be on Doomsday Preppers.

Grey said...

Diane Kruger is not a nominated actress....this cant be her.

Hrm

Unknown said...

Got Minnie Driver in my head for some reason- if anyone can make that fit.

mizzoutiger76 said...

I hope she doesn't tell people where her stock pile is...blabbing it didn't work out very well for characters in World War Z :D

jetfuelgenius said...

think Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig fit in here somehow...but I cannot begin to work through the byzantine way this blind is written.

lambkin said...

I have a headache. Thanks Enty.

Unknown said...

FYI Lynn Redgrave is dead.

shopgirl said...

Aw hell, now I don't even understand the comments!

Sarah said...

I knew it would come in handy to have an insider here!
I just love Marion, so effortlessly elegant.

Unknown said...

A foreign born Oscar winning actress
Her boyfriend ex is an Oscar award winning actress
The Oscar award winning actress new boyfriend is a tv star. All the foreign born actress i looked up are married and the blind say she just have a boyfriend. I guess if you find the foreign born actress everything else falls in place.

Sales said...

Diane Kruger is NOT NOT NOT NOT a nominated AA actress. This almost worked but no. NOT them.

After reading it again, I don't know if in the second sentence Enty is referring to our first suspect as the B list AA winning/nominee actress or our 3rd suspect.

1) (Presumably foreign born, B-list AA winner/nominee) A cheap and frugal actress whose...

2) Current Boyfriend was married to...

3) B-list AA winning/nominee actress (could be the foreign born cheapskate Enty was referring to) and is now dating...

4) B-list mostly tv actor

yodelay said...

This blind is the written equivalent of Charlie Brown teachers' speaking voice.

@showgirl, I'm with you. I can't even absorb the comments!

yodelay said...

*@showgirl!* foiled by autocorrect again!

yodelay said...

I give up.

Rose said...
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Rose said...

@didi, I think your gut might need a Tums. :p The closest Rebecca Gayheart ever got to the Oscars was probably on Brett Ratner's arm.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

We are forgetting another person: there were 3 couples to begin with; the b list tv actor had a girlfriend, so he was cheating on her too...
(see last sentence).

Godddd this is confusing.

gossip said...

Katie Holmes as the other girlfriend? All the pieces in except for Diane having an Oscar nom. She did get a SAG nom for IB.

KP said...

Can't quite make it fit, but what about:

Helena Bonham Carter
Cheating on Kenneth Branagh with
Tim Burton

Branagh was cheating on Emma Thompson

Thompson is now happy with Greg Wise, whom she started up with while he was dating Kate Winslet.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1261112/Emma-Thompson-Kate-Winslet-set-romances-man.html

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

I have toes on my feet.

Just Another HR Lady said...

JJ dated Katie Holmes way back in 1998 for only a short time, wouldn't be her as the "tv actor's girlfriend", if the time frame is around when he got together with DK.

YourNameHere said...

Round n round it goes...where it stops nobody knows...

That's all I can walk away with from trying to read this.

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