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Labels: Carmen Electra , Simon Cowell
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27 comments:
Carmen has such odd taste in men, but I did like her with Dave Navarro.
Did enty just recap a revealand try to pass it off as a post?
Gahhhh!! I don't want my first visual of the day to be Simon Cowell sexing it up!! Erase, please!!!
He's so obviously terrible in bed. Come on...
I imagine that celebrities get used to news outlets publishing lies and half-truths about them and so don't trust Google to reveal a new significant other's true character.
Yuck.
Carmen is getting old and pretty soon no man will be interested in partaking her talents. She needs her sugardaddy NOW!!
Yeah I imagine his kisses are gross and slobbery with too much tongue and saliva. I find that alpha males are usually the worst kissers,..never mind the rest!!!
Yuck! I also imagine that he has really bad breath & is a heavy mouth breather. Ok now I'm grossing myself out! Lol
Yes! And a few awkward pumps and done.
Shoulda stuck with Dave
I'm sorry, but after Dave Navarro and Dennis Rodman I seriously doubt that Carmen would be scandalized or clutching her pearls over that. Don't forget that she dated PRINCE, she'd be lucky to catch him with a woman.
Yeah, Simon is a heavy smoker, so his breath would be crazy bad. Eww.
Ick. Gross. Nast.
Dave Navarro cheated on her non-stop and is a scuzz bucket. Like Sanybrook said, she's on sugar daddy patrol and it's a code blue.
Sorry *Sandybrook.
I picture him just laying there the women doing all the workin beginning to end while he messages his man boobs and smokes a cigarette. Then starts to critque their performance. You know the problem with the way you ride me make your bottom jiggle a bit to much. It's gonna be a no for me but thank you for coming out.
She also fucked Prince for years, who you KNOW was into some major kinky shit.
Carmen, find yourself a foreign billionaire and settle down. Isn't that the plan for most of these expiring "actresses"?
LOL I see Simon texting and smoking a cigarette, LOL
exciting and hot NOT
I dunno, he's a confident, intelligent guy that likes to keep his life uncomplicated by paying. Maybe it's like Mr. Big said - he just likes beautiful women. For sale for short periods of time.
Lol...right on, Carmen! That scenario fits him to a T. ;)
Carmen nailed it, but i gotta sat: simon doesnt pretend to be anything other than what he is.
Like the neckbeards who just lay there and expect you do all the work. All Vanilla that leaves a terrible aftertaste!
Simon must have a big dick.
Cowell is a pig, and the women who bed him deserve the slug trail he leaves. Not for ANY amount of money, just ugh.
So, will Lauren have to share Simon with other women now or does she imagine she will be the only one?
Hasn't Cowell been photographed with other women on a yacht or something already?
I don't care if he's Snoop and Jay-Z combined I'd want nothing to do with him. He just looks like he smells.
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