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Oh good. All that Halloween candy I ate yesterday should be half off now but the stores are on to this and throw it in green and red boxes and call it Christmas candy.
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38 comments:
If you ate it yesterday, I imagine it's more than half off by now.
this has been making me giggle all morning
I think someone requested Viggo Mortensen last week, right?
@VIP, I read yesterday that Fassbender pulled a Jon Hamm and said people should focus on his art instead of his artifact. So consider this my official request for said artifact. :b
Slow Motion Fassbender
Ryan and Eva supposedly broke up because he wanted to get married and make bebes but she just wanted to penetrate her ex.
VIP I am not impressed with Viggo. It looks like a breakfast sausage.
why so small
why so small
@Sugar: Ugh, Joel Osteen. I hate Jesus pimps.
Whattaya get when you cross Tori Spelling and a gorilla?
A fugly gorilla.
How come women's gots such small feets?
So they can stand closer to the sink when doing the dishes.
What's the difference between Courtney Love and a toilet?
Toilet don't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it
What charity was started to honor Richard Prior, Michael Jackson and Betty Shabazz?
The Ignited Negro College Fund.
How come Blake Lively wore white on her wedding day?
Ryan wanted the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.
LiLo has 2 grams of coke. Amanda Bynes has 1/4 of weed. What does Paris Hilton have?
Herpes
What do you have when you have the Ktrash family buried up to their necks in concrete?
A shortage of concrete.
Usher is sitting in his living room when his girlfriend walks in. She says "baby, I need your AmEx so I can get a dress for the award show tomorrow." He tells her "you know what you have to do" and she groans, gets on her knees and starts sucking his dick. After a moment she picks her head up and says "this tastes like shit" Usher then tells her " that reminds me, Beiber just stopped by asking for a hit song."
Baby Alicia will be here in 14 days or less. In lieu of gifts we will be accepting Makers Manhattans :)
Congrats, Alicia!
I was just at the grocery store and the guy on the PA system was encouraging customers to stock up on leftover Halloween cakes and cookies for "Halloween Weekend".
Aww, good luck and congrats @Alicia!
Congrats, Alicia :)
Aw! Congrats Alicia! :)
Aw, 14 days until one less sexy pregnant woman. :(
I guess they gotta come out sometime.
Congrats Alicia!
It's still hilarious. The comments are what put it over the top.
Congrats!!!!!
Happy Baby to you Alicia!
I screwed up on Halloween candy, I bought peanut M&M's, and had to ask every group of kids and their parents if there were any peanut allergies. There was one, and luckily I had a back up of full size rolls of life savers.
I am in a new neighborhood this year, and there are plenty of children living in the area. I spent $30 on Halloween candy and my doorbell didn't ring once. I'll still have little Snickers bars and packages of M&Ms around the house next Easter.
Yay baby! Congrats, I hope all goes well!
Reese my neighborhood is overflowing with kids and the doorbell didn't ring once past 8, so we too have a giant cauldron filled with leftover candy. Idk what the deal is but I resent all those no show kiddos because now I am going to have to eat all the candy.
@JSierra, we live in a neighborhood with a lot of kids and we got maybe 10 or 15 trick or treaters. Weather was fine, lights were on, we've always had plenty of trick or treaters. Something was up last night! Full bowl of candy here, too.
Count these two are the best:
LiLo has 2 grams of coke. Amanda Bynes has 1/4 of weed. What does Paris Hilton have?
Herpes
What do you have when you have the Ktrash family buried up to their necks in concrete?
A shortage of concrete.
And congrats Alicia!!!
Congratulations, Alicia!
Alicia -
Baby Karrots is due Nov 18, best of luck to you and congrats!
I think I saw it all during the Eastern Promises knife fight. Love a guy who commits fully (Monty) to a role!
@Karrots Congrats and best of luck to you too!!!
Congrats Alicia and Karrots!!
Sad Eva has another failed relationship. Glad Courtney gets away from Doug! Hope she grows up and does well. She hasn't had much of a chance so far.
Yay baby Karrots! Our burrito is due the 18th as well but my dr is leaving town that day so she's inducing the 14th! Happy baby and birthing to your family:)
My father used to save the left over Halloween candy for the next year.
Wooooo! Welcome BabyA! Good luck and congrats Alicia. You have done amazing things with your life and I wish you ALL THE BEST-a joyful birth experience and the best baby ever.
Yay! It's raining babies! Best to you too Karrots.
Been thinking about you, girl! All my best for these next two weeks and new baby A!
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