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This foreign born B list celebrity/sometime host was passed out on the floor of a bar after drinking for six hours straight. She then had an assistant meet her with some clothes at the bar and went to the airport where she kept drinking in a lounge and non-stop through the entire flight. I'm surprised she was alive when she got off the plane, let alone able to go to a work event when she landed.
Mel B
26 comments:
Solution: after exiting the plane, go into a restroom and emerge 2 minutes later looking perfectly fine!
How much do you think she drinks behind closed doors? I'll guess a f@ckton.
She's from the North of England. They can drink up'North.
They let her on a plane in that condition?
I'm impressed honestly. I've never seen her looking too out of it so if she's this wasted that is pretty incredible. girl power!
I'm thinking there's vodka on her nightstand, instead of water.
You can't just wake up one day & cliff dive. It takes practice.
(not that there's anything wrong with that scenario. I heart vodka)
Come on! No one could do this.. One thing if she hadn't passed out but then again, maybe the nap did her good. I shouldn't poo poo. I've actually seen my mother do this although you could def tell she was drunk.
Hot damn. I had to filter through endless KTroll discourse to determine that @voyeur nailed this
That's some drunk dialing if she can manage to call an assistant while passed out on the floor.
Viggo Mortensen?
She does seem like she could be a pretty hard core partier.
Good god, as a sober sort I couldn't manage that level of ripped senseless at the peak of my non-sobriety.
Always amazed at the capacity of others. Was she popping speed to offset the drowsiness?
I've hung around some sober drunks who were prolific drinkers. However, her skills out them to shame. She must have been sleeping for hours to be able to make a phone call afterwards.
Sounds like a typical Sunday Funday to me.
Sounds like a female me, cept I don't have/need and assistant and I never pass out in public.
I concur
@Haywood Jablomee
You are dignity personified!
@Its just U
As the token Geordie at CDaN, I will accept your compliment on behalf of my people. It was a compliment, right?
I wonder how many empty calories Mel B consumed in that bender? Jenny Craig Australia won't be happy if she gets booze bloat.
These chicks must be doing crank to be drinking and maintaining AND not putting on any serious poundage. Ah I remember those days. She's getting a little old for that shit is she not?
@Yoj Aye pet, it tis a compliment. You lot can drink like us lot.
She's English. She can handle. I'm Irish. I get it.
So what.
Next.
Have met her several times over the last decade. She's fun and really cool.
Very self deprecating. And a pleasure to see in my place of business. I give her a pass if this is true.
Howaya Jade did. Us Irish would call that a good weekend!
@Yoj Thanks for the kind words. To return the complement I must note that your Count Jerkula impersonation on the Maxsim post this weekend was quite impressive. I gave you a grade of "A", and not just for the fine effort. Were I to give you a "B" rating, your "P" and "M" may feel slighted.
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