Monday, September 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 6, 2014

This foreign born B list celebrity/sometime host was passed out on the floor of a bar after drinking for six hours straight. She then had an assistant meet her with some clothes at the bar and went to the airport where she kept drinking in a lounge and non-stop through the entire flight. I'm surprised she was alive when she got off the plane, let alone able to go to a work event when she landed.

Mel B

26 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Solution: after exiting the plane, go into a restroom and emerge 2 minutes later looking perfectly fine!

Kno Won said...

How much do you think she drinks behind closed doors? I'll guess a f@ckton.

Its just U said...

She's from the North of England. They can drink up'North.

sandybrook said...

They let her on a plane in that condition?

Unknown said...

I'm impressed honestly. I've never seen her looking too out of it so if she's this wasted that is pretty incredible. girl power!

Kno Won said...

I'm thinking there's vodka on her nightstand, instead of water.
You can't just wake up one day & cliff dive. It takes practice.
(not that there's anything wrong with that scenario. I heart vodka)

Sherry said...

Come on! No one could do this.. One thing if she hadn't passed out but then again, maybe the nap did her good. I shouldn't poo poo. I've actually seen my mother do this although you could def tell she was drunk.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hot damn. I had to filter through endless KTroll discourse to determine that @voyeur nailed this

Gayeld said...

That's some drunk dialing if she can manage to call an assistant while passed out on the floor.

MoJo said...

Viggo Mortensen?

Zilla3 said...

She does seem like she could be a pretty hard core partier.

Unknown said...

Good god, as a sober sort I couldn't manage that level of ripped senseless at the peak of my non-sobriety.

Always amazed at the capacity of others. Was she popping speed to offset the drowsiness?

FlirtyChick74 said...

I've hung around some sober drunks who were prolific drinkers. However, her skills out them to shame. She must have been sleeping for hours to be able to make a phone call afterwards.

crila16 said...

Sounds like a typical Sunday Funday to me.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Sounds like a female me, cept I don't have/need and assistant and I never pass out in public.

Iwinjen said...

I concur

Yoj said...

@Haywood Jablomee
You are dignity personified!

Yoj said...

@Its just U
As the token Geordie at CDaN, I will accept your compliment on behalf of my people. It was a compliment, right?

Unknown said...

I wonder how many empty calories Mel B consumed in that bender? Jenny Craig Australia won't be happy if she gets booze bloat.

MinPinGirl said...

These chicks must be doing crank to be drinking and maintaining AND not putting on any serious poundage. Ah I remember those days. She's getting a little old for that shit is she not?

Its just U said...

@Yoj Aye pet, it tis a compliment. You lot can drink like us lot.

Jade did said...

She's English. She can handle. I'm Irish. I get it.
So what.
Next.

Jade did said...

Have met her several times over the last decade. She's fun and really cool.

Jade did said...

Very self deprecating. And a pleasure to see in my place of business. I give her a pass if this is true.

Its just U said...

Howaya Jade did. Us Irish would call that a good weekend!

Haywood Jablomee said...

@Yoj Thanks for the kind words. To return the complement I must note that your Count Jerkula impersonation on the Maxsim post this weekend was quite impressive. I gave you a grade of "A", and not just for the fine effort. Were I to give you a "B" rating, your "P" and "M" may feel slighted.

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