Thursday, July 19, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 15, 2018

This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and taking flack for her last movie is trying to make sure this former A list mostly television actor turned movie/commercial/television/no underwear wearing actor doesn't get the lead opposite her because she thinks the movie will bomb. She is convinced he is bad luck when it comes to movies.

Natalie Portman/Jon Hamm

36 comments:

J said...

I think they'd be adorable together.

Justme said...

Annihilation was awful!

longtimereader said...

C'mon, Padmé Amidala meet the hammaconda!

longtimereader said...

I loved Annihilation, that scene with oscar issac and the stomach still gives me chills.

HeatherBee said...

Because Ashton Kutcher is movie magic.

cheesegrater15 said...

No, bitch. It's you. Nobody else.

yepthatsme said...

In other news Liam and Miley are still together! I just saw on DM that Liam posted a clip of him and Miley together! That was a fast reunion!

Phillips Head said...

Natalie Portman cannot act. That is what is bad luck when it comes to her movies.

IanPhlegming said...

I heard such good things about "Annihilation," so I watched it. It was ridiculous. Another movie with 100 pound women lugging around huge heavy weaponry and playing action hero. I don't think Natalie Portman is a bad actress, but I do think she has limited range and almost zero gravitas.

Unknown said...

Well, Padme would know from bad movies. She'd better make as much money as she can while she has her looks.

HollyMcGolly said...

I see nothing charismatic about her which makes for a good action hero.

Tiredallthetime said...

Wasn't he in bridesmaids?

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

I'm largely ok with this

Ekateryna Calderón said...

hahah lol

Ekateryna Calderón said...

hahah lol

Brayson87 said...

She's been in some good movies but yeah The Professional was disturbing.

LulzMcQueef said...

I think they're both bad actors. They'd be tailor made for each other. The movie would be so bad it might be good.

Ophelia said...

I've heard great things about Annihilation and if it's as out there as the book then I need to watch it.

But Baby Driver definitely didn't tank... and I think in a weird way they would work as costars.

cheesegrater15 said...

I love Closer and Black Swan, but she cannot act for shit in Closer. They should have had an all British cast.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

ANAKIN, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!

Me Again said...

Maybe she is scared of snakes.....

Anonymous said...

+1000 @cheesegrater15

Henriette said...

What? Tax commercials aren't good enough for Portman? I want to know about her age thing, so is she lying about her age and how is she doing it?

.robert said...

Hamm needs to do comedy or noir. Portman is not a great actress but not as bad as people are saying. I do not think either is lead quality.

xandohsa said...

Bad luck?? Natalie is worried about bad luck? She sold herself as high-brow intellectual, a grand ambassador of bringing microfinancial empowerment to developing countries and so forth.

But when it comes right down to it, looks like the rabbit's foot rules for her. HAHA

Jelly Queen said...

That’s rich after her performance in Star Wars. Jeez!

Kate said...

Not sure why you would question her age. She went to high school with me. She is 37.

Kate said...

She went to my high school in NY. She is 37.

Morninglorri said...

This stuff about Hamm isn’t kosher, Bady Driver and Bridesmaids were huge hits and Keeping up with Joneses was fun.

Paul Saint John said...

Agree. And she's aging badly.

Fifi LaRue said...

The laundromat scene in Baby Driver was pure art.

lutefisk said...

@Kate, we must be neighbors. My daughter had most of the same teachers as Natalie.

KittensRUs said...

She ain't wrong. But it's a shame because they would be hot as hell together.

KaiserWilhelm'sGhost said...

She forgets that the constant in all her shitty films is her.

Thot Crimes said...

The stuff they changed for the movie didn't make any sense and made the movie confusing for me. NP's character didn't cheat on her husband in the book, but for some reason they felt the need to have her cheating, rather than a dedicated wife searching for her real husband, not the alien construct that returned from his mission. Odd out of place change.

BRAD PITT said...

Hamm was great in THE TOWN

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