Monday, February 18, 2019

Blind Item #1 - Mr. X

That closeted mostly television actor-singer and his  beard/now wife are (not surprisingly) shopping around their wedding photos to the magazines. They’re aiming for Kneepads but I doubt they’ll cave in because the couple is asking for too much money, but you never know.

36 comments:

Mark said...

Darren Criss.

Vita said...

Darren Criss and his wife...maybe they dont want to pay a bunch bc they believe the beard rumors?

Tricia13 said...

And cue the future articles (2,3 years down the road) of the “how they can’t wait to start a family “ and all the inevitable future IVf
“pregnancies “ 😏

Guesser said...

@Tricia13,it won't take nearly that long. Baby rumors these days take months, not years.

Tricia13 said...

True true.

MDAnderson said...

Dress was hideous. No look of love from either one.

Tricia13 said...

Omg the dress.
Was that a nod to Madonna and her Winona Conceet tour outfit back in (92?) or the Like a Virgin?
It is so bad. She Lawson looks like she’s in training to be the next WWE ItGirl👀

Vita said...

Holy Cripes, that dress!! You nailed the fashion critique of that one, Tricia! Egads!

Just Jared has headline "DC and Wife look so in love," followed by interesting pic

MDAnderson said...

Yup. It was definitely was giving me Madonna blond ambition vibes. A damn mess. I can’t believe Darren let her look like that. She must have no friends.

Tricia13 said...

World Concert*

Tricia13 said...

Damn... and I e always loved New Orleans-it’s ruined for me lol😰

RachelF85 said...

I don't normally comment.. but you all aren't joking about that dress. She's just saying, "Hey, I may be married, but I'm really just a slut that wants that money." Wow. Wow...

DJS NOLA said...

Tricia its not our Fault he married his beard here lol but yeah what a mean gay allowing his wife to get married looking like that .. closeted gays can be so mean lol

astra worthington said...

Hahaha the comments on every single article about this guy said “he’s not gay?”, “that guy is totally gay”, “who is he trying to fool”, and so on. I don’t think anyone at all, anywhere, believes this.

sandybrook said...

Forget her dress wtf was he dressed as, a lounge lizard?

Tricia13 said...

Ha... I love that city! Will be back for a visit soon as I can ! But yeah- that’s no friend let alone a fake hubby?!

Trapped said...

They look like two people getting married bec they have too get married

DJS NOLA said...

trapped it does have that arranged ceremony vibe about it.. they hardly even acknowledge eachother but are more interested in finding the cameras lol... still funny

MJ said...

Mr Straight Darren Gross ( that is STRAIGHT in real life, just to let you know )idk how this man still has dedicated fans, the stench of fake coming from him and the things aroud him is nauseating


He and his beard were ridicolous as always, but this time the title for most patethic goes to Professor Unrat, aka her real" (ex ?) boyfriend, aka MrHudson.


He was , i think, one of the groomsman, he helped the supposed bachelor party, leaves likes on the fake couple pics, poses with them WHILE she is wearing the engagement ring from another man...wonder if they sleep( slept?) with the pics of Gross and the beard on the wall of their bedroom?
(
he was looming in many pics, in one pic he has such a funny ( between the annoyed and angry )) pose that i have that pic on my desktop and now and then i look at it and laugh..man, if he is pathetic

Really, between the three of them they don't make one ounce of Dignity ( and the word INTEGRITY shouldn't be used by any of them ))

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Brayson87 said...

The only way anyone would believe that sh!t is if they included honeymoon pics of the wife pegging him, at least then you'd know he was having a good time. Way to live in the past Hollywood, there's being in the closet and then there's building a Taj Mahal out of one.

Large Marge said...

Wait. Darren Criss is straight?? Not believing it. At all.

MJ said...

" Way to live in the past Hollywood,"

right? So Years 50 , so old, S&S is so out of ideas that has hit the rock bottom YEARS ago.THey are all fake relationships,fae engagements, fake weddings, so boring

their last speciality is to turn the" celebrities" they are repping in caricatures and their life in realities show

i expect Leonardo DI Caprio to take that turn, too( and he is on that way )

NatCo said...

Personally I think it was staged. There's no marriage license, so no marriage

SarahElizabeth said...

@NatCo it's possible they have a private marriage license. If they got legally married in CA and just had a separate ceremony and reception in NOLA, then that's a possibility. I'm with you though...I just don't think a lack of marriage license is enough to disprove anything.

It's pretty obvious though that this marriage was a sham. Darren looked miserable in every pap pic walking out of the ceremony. He didn't even have his ring on in the pics of them leaving the actual wedding. Who leaves their wedding without wearing their ring? The real boyfriend looking pissed off in the background of every picture. Several of Darren's showbiz friends noticeably absent from the celebration except for his Starkid friends and a few Glee castmembers. It just doesn't add up.

I actually like Darren and think he's insanely talented. He also seems like a decent human being. He has a shit team surrounding him who has, for whatever reason, kinda forced him to stay attached to this trashbag of a woman. She's a leech who has used him to try and be successful with showbiz. Her latest venture was opening that god awful piano bar "with Darren" that is a strip club/piano bar combo with classy drink names like 'Golden shower" and "boob soup". I think what's confusing is if they just need him to play straight, why can't they find a classy beard who has a recognizable name in showbiz? He could have taken a note from Nick JOnas, who at least married someone with name recognition. Instead, he stuck with this nobody who is trashy, his fans hate her, and in the process he's made himself look even more gay.

Ok I'm done now...clearly had too many opinoins here ;)

Brayson87 said...

Honestly I wouldn't know or care who this guy was if his name didn't sound like a magician's stage name. Like what trick will he do next? Obviously a sex tape with this woman, that would be mind blowing if he could keep it up during vaginal intercourse with his eyes open.

DJS NOLA said...

Hahahahaha just put a football outfit on her and a helmet like in Scary Movie 1 and he could possibly do it lol

Aquagirl said...

Okay, you guys warned us about the dress but nobody mentioned the white combat boots😬! And he thinks this ‘marriage’ is going to make him look straight? I’ve never seen such horrible wedding pictures.

Mango said...

I had to google to find out who Criss is (I was not a Glee fan). They just don't see like a front page of kneepads couple.

Whoever "designed" the wedding dress should be embarrassed. It's basically tulle and a corset. And not even a pretty, sexy corset. It looks like something functional from the 1950's that's not meant to be seen. Fail.

rabbit said...

Did they pay as much as Meghan Markle paid to be on the cover? MM bought several pages at what, $500,000? Is that the going rate to be The World's Sexiest Whatever? Or whatever?

memyselfandi said...

After reading all these comments I had to Google it. Is she for real? #1 Shame on whoever designed a dress that looks like lingerie over tulle. #2 Shame on her for wearing something like that. My family would be so embarrassed.

Aoife said...

Y'all made me go looking for pictures of the wedding. I notice no designer name was attached to that monstrosity of a "gown". It looks so cheap.

SteveD said...

To paraphrase the late Greg Giraldo: the underwear goes INSIDE the wedding dress.

SarahElizabeth said...

The sad thing is this dress was designed by Vera Wang. She's a friend of the beard's stepmom or mom and designed all the dresses Mia wore all through awards season as well, and Vera was actually at the wedding in New Orleans this past weekend. So while this dress looks like something cheap you'd find in the bargain bin at Forever 21, this is a designer wedding gown. Honestly, we can't really blame Vera. All this wedding has done is prove that this whole relationship is a sham and the lack of effort put in to both of their appearances shows that neither party gives a crap.

shakey said...

memyselfandI - I'm wondering if the skirt comes off and the straps attach to white stockings with comefuckme boots on and a white riding crop for the wedding night.

Off to investigate when Karl Lagerfeld died. Any blinds on him, Ent?

Pepperoni10010 said...

Has anyone noticed no one from cast of Glee is congratulating them? No one except Lea. Not even the twitter friendly ones. Makes you wonder how badly it went down in the end?

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