Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 12, 2019

This A list everything in her own mind says someone made the decision to auto tune the hell out of her voice and use a key she has never used which is why the voice in the vocal track sounds nothing like her. Uh huh.

Jennifer Lopez/Grammy Awards

22 comments:

Brayson87 said...

"I can't dance, I can't talk.
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything."

-Genesis

Chaps said...

No Jen, it sounded like you. It was awful.

David Howes said...

Well, a while ago, Enty did Reveal her to be MV, right?

astra worthington said...

Oh Brayson I loved that whole album. Now I know what I’m gonna be listening to today, thanks 🙏🏻

Unknown said...

How many of you kiddies were alive in the early 90s. There was this group c+c music factory. Martha Wash did female vocals for “gonna make you sweat”. I mean she has a powerful voice. She’s a big lady. They replaced her in the video with a tiny Asian chick lip syncing to those booming vocals. Wash had to sue, so vocal credits are now mandatory

Jimbonius said...

Her best song is Taco Flavored Kisses, let's be honest.

"Don't' think just because I've got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco flavored kisses honey
Fulfill all your wishes
With my taco flavored kisses.

Taco taco, burrito burrito

Unknown said...

Turn up the beef! https://youtu.be/s5dRdOL1Vdw

sandybrook said...

Yes David Black Friday 2017 the big reveal.

sandybrook said...

Shit we don't need c+c, we had Milli Vanilli which is what MV stood for.

Trapped said...

She can’t sing at all..Autotune is her best friend.. she really can’t dance either.

Flashy Vic said...

Just look at the ass I still got,
No spring chicken but still stiffens your cock.
Used to sing a little but now autotune a lot,
But still can get you harder than rock.

Substance D said...

Lovin' the hate. Her first movie was with old Jack and old Michael Caine. Can you imagine the salad tossing she had to do with those two to get that part? What a trooper!

Captain Fantastic said...

She can't sing or act but is still famous for her fat ass.

DarylsBigFan said...

Non-existent vocals.
Just admit it Jennifer.
She's vanilla ice cream on a white plate.
Bland. Boring.

St St St Steve said...

Sung to the tune of Jenny on the Block. Lol, well played Flashy!!

Flashy Vic said...

👍

Unknown said...

Not surprising, but AutoTune is everywhere, on everything now, it's even in metal. And it's why everything sounds so sterile, soulless, and bland. It's lead to manufactured stars like Jenny From The Fraud Hood,but the music industry has no shame, if it ever did. Give Mariah crap for how she acts now, but at least she could sing her ass off.

I'm gonna go throw a Kate Bush album on and listen to some real talent.

Brayson87 said...
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greenfrog said...

I always thought she was MV, major star, someone else does the singing.

Lonely Bastard said...

@unknown.


Ohhh Kate Bush my first ever proper crush.
I was about 14 or 15 and matching off school and went back to my house for something to eat (parents at work so it was empty) and stuck on the TV while I made something to eat. There used to be a daytime chat show called Pebble Mill at One and as a guess they had a new young musical sensation, the 17 he old Kate Bush.
As soon as I saw her in her tight jeans and thigh high red leather boots, well you can guess what that did to an oily skinny teenage scrote.
Then she sang Wuthering Heights....dear God, I was smitten. How could she such a lovely creature make such amazing sounds?

Check out the Sensual World video where a more mature Kate is clad, literally covered from neck to toe, and still smoulders so much sexiness that it's instant boner time.


Aoife said...

Thanks for reminding people about the Martha Wash situation Unknown.

Tav Eee said...

So have y'all heard what Ashante said about JLo and the time she was working with Ja Rule recording the song I'm real with Irv Gotti and murder inc and they had Ashanti sing on all her songs Ashanti came out and said when you listen to JLo you really listening to me in the ghost voice. I did the recording!!! Ooops.lol

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