Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Blind Item #11

The husband of this foreign born permanent A list singer who is A+ list when she has new music released was spotted coming out of a rub and tug a couple miles from the home he shares with his singing wife.

36 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Adele husband

DontQuitYourDayJob said...
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sandybrook said...

Poor Adele

Troy Dyer said...

+2 Adele
I get the feeling that she probably doesn’t care. She has her kid and her house in the country

cg said...

I didn’t even realize they married

Brayson87 said...

Hey at least he didn't caught having to go to the ATM afterwards like Ralph Fiennes 🤣

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5488051/Ralph-Fiennes-takes-visit-Thai-massage-parlour.html

J said...

I was just wondering whether he bumped into Fiennes during the visit, or perhaps at the ATM afterward.

arribaoabajo said...

Is a divorce approaching ?

Notagoodscreenname said...

Pig

Jon said...

Judgmental much?

Captain Fantastic said...

If Adele gave handjobs, this wouldn't have happened.

Becki said...

I guessed Adele too!! I finally got one.

astra worthington said...

Why can’t he just jerk it himself?

Brayson87 said...

@astra, Maybe he pays for extra.

TruRes said...

Rub n tug, so quaint.

MichiganMama59 said...

At least he is paying for it.

Count Jerkula said...

Pro tip: During the Table Shower at the rub & tug, when she goes to scrub yer ass, lift yer hips off the table. Lets her get in there to clean it real good, plus lets her know it aint yer first rodeo & yer down for a party.

Pro Tip 2: if you are in Atlantic City partying, instead of paying $150+ for a room to just shower in, take a break from the casino between 6 - 8 AM, and hit a rub & tug. For $60 door fee you get cleaned up and rubbed down. Pipe cleaning will run extra. They might look at ya funny when you walk in w/ back pack and bust out toothbrush, deodorant and a change of clothes, but they are whores, so who cares?

rosie riveter said...

I wonder if women ever go to places like this?

Brayson87 said...

It's funny how long it took for everyone to figure out why asian massage parlors were popping up everywhere. Anything that popular either has food or sex.

Unknown said...

I like the Adele guess. The only one I can think of who may be another option would be Shakira? She has new music coming out, right? And I think there were rumors about her husband cheating on her.

Huckleberry said...

Did we ever come to a consensus on whether or not a HJ was cheating?

dummypants said...

Ugh that pig. Hope she kicks him out with nothing. She should have never married him but damn she wanted that white picket fence life above anything else.

Brayson87 said...

@rosie, Probably, but in fewer numbers.

Aquagirl said...

@Huckleberry: IMO, a hj is one of the worst forms of cheating cause a guy can easily do it himself.

Count Jerkula said...

Rosie: i have seen some advertise that they take couples. Never heard from a chick who went. I would enjoy taking a broad and watching her get worked over. I would imagine broads would be fingerbang only, as the Koreans are really careful about exchange of bodily fluids, so eatin puss is probably out of the question.

Count Jerkula said...

Aquagirl: handy is so clinical and emotionless, it is no more cheating than a broad using a vibrator.

Mahogany1 said...

Shakira

Hiram Abiff said...

Astra: Exactly. Why do these cretins go to a jizz-encrusted jack-shack to be serviced by someone who does it clinically? What's wrong with their own hands?

JL said...

Part of getting off is having the equivalent of a slave service you. It’s nice to not have to think of a woman as a human being suffering in thebworst job possibe, but just as a lowly piece of meat woman who has no choice. This extra titillation works especially well when you are married to a powerful or very successful woman.

Count Jerkula said...

Hiram: for the chance of a rimjob

Count Jerkula said...

JL: LOL! The Lifetime movie depiction of massage whores. Do you also think Pretty Woman was a documentary and whores dont kiss?

DJS NOLA said...

Hello .. its your dick im looking for!!!

Vita said...

DJS-the sculpture in that lionel richie video would have been quite different!😂

longtimereader said...

Is there ever gonna be another Adele album? according to the podcast she despises touring and already has a huge bank balance. Kids and booze appear to be her loves these days.

Hiram Abiff said...

@Count: at what Jack-Shack in your imagination did you get a rim-job? @Rosie: women don't go to jack-shacks, but they do hire female escorts.

Count Jerkula said...

Hiram: in hobbyist talk a rimjob is known as Asian, because Asian rub & tug whores are famous for them. I havent gotten one every time at a r&t, but probably 50%

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