Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Blind Item #11

This old permanent A list comic actor is married to someone about half his age. His mistress is about half his wife's age. 

36 comments:

Notagoodscreenname said...

Seinfeld?

Christine said...

John Cleese?

Guesser said...

Dick Van Dyke?

sandybrook said...

He doesn't fit very well, Kelsey Grammar he's almost twice his wife's age less her being 4 years old than half his age.

Christine said...
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yepthatsme said...

50/25/12.5?

Notagoodscreenname said...

Seinfeld is 65. His wife 47. Not quite half but a big gap. That would make His mistress 23ish. He dated a 17 yo before. So 23 isn’t outlandish for him.

Boldblonde said...

Shoshana was very young when he got with her.

J said...

Wow, it's like the Zeno's Paradox of tail.

Trapped said...

Disgusting. Why get married?

nancer said...

seinfeld has always been adamant that he is not an actor. never was. he didn't consider his show 'acting.' so i'd dispute that, plus he doesn't fit the clue. kelsey grammar sounds about right.

JT0130 said...

Seinfeld ..it has to be.

atoukzug said...

Woody Allen?

Kellikopter said...

I'm going with Steve Martin just to be different. He's 73. Wife is 47 (26 years isn't half his age, but still a pretty good gap). Mistress could be in her twenties and this would still work for the most part.

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Royakuss said...

Bob Saget's (63) wife is 39 allowing a legal mistress. How much flex is there in "about"?

Simon said...

I wouldn’t call Kelsey Grammar a comic actor. He’s done a ton of drama too, tv, and the stage. Bob saget fits.

Unknown said...

Whoever he is, I sure to admire him.

Tricia13 said...

Steve Martin.

Nor Cal said...

Wouldn’t Steve Martin be described as actor/ author/ musician?

C’est Vrai said...

Agree it’s Bob Saget

Tricia13 said...

Dunno ... Seinfeld has written like 18 books lol. Not sure how Enty would describe him.

Rosemary Young said...

+1 Notagoodscreenname

The arithmetic points toward nonogenarian Dick van Dyke

Vita said...

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DarthRaider said...

Is he really 65? He doesn't look a day over 50. Wow!

MountainMama said...

Kelsey Grammar absolutely is considered a comic actor. Cheers and Frazier, sit coms. Duh

Mischief Girl said...

If it's Kelsey Grammar or Bob Saget-- BARF.

Neither are attractive at all.

Unknown said...

Dick Van Dyke is too old to remember what sex is.

HouellebecqGurl said...

Cheese. There's like a 35+ age Gap between him & his 4th wife.
I would say Dane Cook, but I don't think he's cruising the elementary schools-yet.

DontLookAtMe said...

Bob Saget is an asshole. He was a complete jerk to a friend of mine, so I wouldn't be surprised if this is him.

Notagoodscreenname said...

@HouellebecqGurl lol I assume you mean Cleese

skeptical said...

Alec Baldwin

Unknown said...

When you say one of these chumps has written a book, you should say he has "written" 6 books or just say he spoke shit into a tape recorder that someone at the publisher put into book format and rewrote it.

Lola said...

Dick Van Dyke is 93, his wife is 46 yrs younger...47 / 2 = 23.5.
The math works on that one.

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