Friday, May 31, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 21, 2019

This barely there celebrity offspring of a very much in trouble alliterate actress only wants to return to the place she left voluntarily because someone pitched a show starring her which would follow along with her, but only if she is allowed to return to the place she never wanted to be in the first place.

Olivia Jade/Lori Loughlin

14 comments:

Trapped said...

Disgusting

Aquagirl said...

Shouldn’t she be worried about going to jail?

Badsaw said...

Not hard figuring out why these dipshits had to buy their way into college

Brayson87 said...

"Coming to the stage is Olivia Jade. You might have heard she's highfalutin but tonight she is ready to get down!" -Strip club DJ

Parents, don't give your daughters stripper names. 🚫✋

HushHush said...

Ugh, once a reality star is born they're with us forever. Like herpes!

sandybrook said...

Or Instathots.

HushHush said...

+1 Brayson. lol

Vita said...

Brayson-- ROTFL! 😂 That intro is the best!

Anonymous said...

I see OJ on next year's yachting circuit. It's really her only talent.

J said...

I hope she liveblogs her mom's trial on Instagram and sits in the courtroom wearing an ironic t-shirt which says I'M HOT DON'T CARE.

Brayson87 said...

@J, It is every teenage daughter's fantasy at some point to see their mother behind bars. Not just teen daughters actually.

Thanks HushHush & Vita!

Anonymous said...

These two idiots are in US Weekly today “we didn’t know it was wrong”. I swear California has the most flakes. Just like Zappa said.

Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
They don't do no good
They never be workin'
When they oughta should
They waste your time
They're wastin' mine
California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them

TwoDots said...

I’m so tired of these talentless little fucks being “influencers”, “models” etc. and fuck the parents for doing such a godawful job in bringing them up.

Teleport me off this rock said...

"This barely there celebrity offspring of a very much in trouble alliterate actress only wants to return to the place she left voluntarily because someone pitched a show starring her which would follow along with her, but only if she is allowed to return to the place she never wanted to be in the first place."
Diagram that sentence, I dare you.

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