Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Blind Item #6

The ex-wife of this alliterate former B list musician/singer who won't ever come close to being higher than third or fourth in the family on the list is going to have to pay a huge monthly bill to his ex. He won't fight because then all of his money secrets will come to light and the feds will be all over him.

22 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Jermaine Jackson?

MDAnderson said...

Jermaine Jackson

Gator said...

This doesn't even make sense, Enty

cheesegrater15 said...

Jermaine Jackson?

gauloise said...

One of the marleys

sandybrook said...

I like that the Entern staff learned a new word "alliterative" this year and use it almost on a daily basis now. Because unlike ingenue they usually use it correctly.

sandybrook said...

But of course whoever wrote this entire BI makes no sense whatsoever, so why bother using alliterative correctly when nothing else is?

KW said...

Jermaine Jackson and Halifax Rashid

MontanaMarriott said...

Jermaine Jackson?

gauloise said...

Jackie Jackson?

Guesser said...

Jermaine Jackson.

Guesser said...

This is of course,written wrong,moderating comments is hard!

Alf Landon said...

????

Unknown said...

Jermaine Jackson?

MeliticusBee said...

Jermaine Jackson?
Just a shot in the dark with the "3rd or 4th"

sandybrook said...

Whoever deciphered this has genius potential and the JJ answer seems like the one.

Notagoodscreenname said...

This says the ex wife will have to pay. I think you mean the singer will have to pay. There’s a typo.

Gerbil S Sac said...

Earn how to use commas! What kind of "lawyer" writes like this?! It's nonsensical.

nancer said...

did we not change gender in the middle of a sentence? my head hurts.

EponymousAnonymoud said...

Ok. Grammar Police here, Entern. Alliterate is a verb. Like if I say, “Danny DeVito’s dick dodges diseases,” I would be alliterating (verb). If I wanted to reference the diminutive actor with the disease-free penis, however, I would mention him as the alliterative (adj) actor. I only say this because I enjoy your blinds and want you to succeed here and in whatever else you do. No idea who this is though.

Samantha the 1st said...

Geez, we get entertained for free here, but people wanna nitpick :p

Sd Auntie said...

moms Jackson is not doing well so the handouts JJ will come to a screeching halt

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