Monday, September 30, 2019

Blind Item #11

Why yes, that was a man who sneaked into the backseat of a waiting SUV which soon had this closeted permanent A list comic actor jump inside. I think the actor over compensates by having a lot of children.

38 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Eddie Murphy

sandybrook said...

+1

TeeHee@U said...

It is Eddy Murphy, but, you are not very closeted when you are caught with tranny's haha. Butt, hey. Richard Pryor was the same way.

Derp said...

My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, she parties all the time
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)

Brayson87 said...

Pitcher or catcher?

MeliticusBee said...

Trannys and gay sex come along with massive intake of coke but seriously OMG...just stop.

James Howlett said...

My name is Dolemite err pillow bite

James Howlett said...

I do hope they stop remaking Blaxploitation films. Blacula will be next. If they fuck with my Pam Grier movies though. Imma shit

Redhead66 said...

I have a theory..... once you become so accustomed to reagular sex and women/men throwing themselves at you bc of "who" you are... they tend to go for something "different". They need some new type of excitement

Unknown said...

Schweddy Balls is not just an ice cream flavor.

Glue said...

+1 Redhead66

Brayson87 said...

@Redhead, So your hypothesis is that boredom flips people "queer?" Interesting, explains so many people experimenting in college and prison.

Derp said...

Forget “labels” for a second. Frame the issue as a person focused on their own self gratification to the extreme. It transcends sexuality, it’s impulse control.

Glue said...

I don't think that's what she was saying Brtayson87.

I know a few famous (male) musicians. They said that is pretty much what happens.

When you are famous, everyone wants to give you everything. Women throw themselves at male musicians or celebrities. When you have had thousands of women show you their breasts, their vagina, their assholes and offer you everything in between and then some....after about 10 years of this...it doesn't excite you anymore. A breast is a breast is a breast and after thousands shoved in your face, your like, "meh."

They don't start out that way, but after having everything all the time w/o ever asking, it just doesn't mean much anymore, so therefore, they have to keep pushing the envelope for "excitement."

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's what Redhead66 meant. I don't think boredom "turns" people gay, but I think some people who never have to ask for anything end up looking for something "different."






Glue said...

Drats! Typo in your name Brayson87 - in my post above. My apologies for misspelling your name.

Boldblonde said...

Exactly @Redhead66

Hamid said...

A breast is a breast is a breast? Wash your mouth out. There are breasts and then there are epic goddess breasts.

Half Domer Homer said...

Basically they need something "different" because they are jaded. Coke helps one become very jaded.

Brayson87 said...

@Glue, You're just agreeing with me, you're saying that the male musicians got bored with all the female body parts. If they'd only known what big sluts guys were they'd have realized they'd get bored with that too.

See most adults get their f*ck on at some point, get bored with just the physicality, and seek an emotional and/or intellectual connection with another person. Perhaps a serious relationship, perhaps a series of relationships.

Now I suspect your drug-addled immature musician friends aren't capable of much besides writing/playing sh!tty music and seeking pleasure, so the best solution they could come up with for why meaningless sex with females wasn't fun anymore was to start sucking d!ck. If I'm wrong feel free to mention their names.

Besides let's be honest, seems like most musicians are halfway there to start with.

Unknown said...

A horse is a horse
Of course of course
Said Catherine the Great.

kiki71 said...

Okay so the discussion about 'going in for something different' I buy - pushing limits and boundaries because you can but this blind say the guy is CLOSETED so is he actually gay? If he like women and trannies you might be bi. Maybe it is just unclear and they shouldn't describe him as CLOSETED but FLUID or just drop anything about sex identification.

I think that being WEALTHY and FAMOUS is a syndrome most folks have zero clue about. Think of it as a magic genie lamp. You can get whatever you want. Most folks are enamored by you, most places want to comp you, a room full of folks all turn eyes TOWARDS you when you walk in. It is a GOD LIKE status that can be abused, bastardized, twisted, very easily and in ways you can't imagine UNTIL or IF you were there.

Unknown said...

@Redhead66

NAILED it!

Unknown said...

He's got like 10 kidswho look like him. At what point are you going to consider that just maybe, Eddie Murphy is into chicks?

Hamid said...

Oscar Wilde had children.

Unknown said...

Not ten of them.

MattDaddy said...

Maybe he's just bi?

Freebird said...

And Sarah Jessica Parker.

Unknown said...

This car?
Was it a Trans Am?

Unknown said...

Hahaha

The Disaffected Cynic said...

Andy Dick!

Redhead66 said...

GLue... that is exactly what I meant. Its not just people "turning" bi, but the odd fetishes, they are just looking for the next "high" Not saying im right or wrong, just saying that it seems to be a symptom of the rich and famous.

Redhead66 said...

I agree with Derp... its the gratification and they don't care with or who it just is. How many celebs do you here are "a" sexual. They really dont even have sex all that much.

DWelsh said...

Nah, you don't just change sexuality because you want something new. You might go for gangbangs, threesomes, BDSM etc but you don't just start wanting dick unless you've secretly always wanted dick. He might be bi but I think he probably is a secret bender. Trannies were probably a start and he was likely making excuses in his head. 'Well, SHE does identify as a woman. SHE has breasts!' Nope. If it's got a dick, it ain't a chick.

Suns said...

People don't have gay sex because they are bored with women. That's bullshit! I see there is a lot of homophobia on this board today.

Did it every occur to Enty that Eddie Murphy is bi? He clearly loves having sex with women but I guess every Black male celebrity has to be gay.

MissDavie said...

Thank you Suns. I wish men being bisexual was not such a big deal. It's amazing to me in almost 2020 and especially on a website where the commenters view themselves as sophisticated and worldly (almost as bad as the old crones on D-Listed) that they still can't just figure out that the man is B...as in LGBT. Let him be Bi.

Nonya Bidness said...

Enty, like so many of his homophobic readers, doesn't acknowledge that bisexuality exists.

Sexuality is a spectrum, whether people want to believe so or not.

dX927 said...

There's a boogie in his butt

Unknown said...

I'm aware of this spectrum you mention.
People tell me I must be on it every single day.

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