Sunday, September 29, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 16, 2019

What do you do when the relationship with the A+ list actor/recovering alcoholic/serial cheater doesn't work out? Well, if you are this writer, you find an A/A- list actor/recovering alcoholic/cheater to be your new boyfriend. I'm sure it will work out just fine.

Ben Affleck/Lindsay Shookus/Jon Hamm

24 comments:

James Howlett said...

Least one has a huge dong and can still get work.

Guesser said...

Why does she get A list actors? Just be her great personality,I guess. And remember,she left a husband she just had a baby with when she got Affleck.

It burns to pee said...

But you only lick his don't not suck too big of insert low

James Howlett said...

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

sandybrook said...

Snookums is an idiot, but she probably was sick of looking at Ben's back tattoo and needed some Hammaconda

Thia said...

+1 Sandybrook! haha That back tattoo is the worst. It looks like I did it.

Unknown said...

Are we supposed to rearrange the words in this sentence?

Unknown said...

@It burns to pee

Freebird said...

I need a decoder ring for some of these comments.

Marie said...

How the hell is Jon Hamm A list?

Andi said...

As the song goes, "She's a clean up woman".

Orville said...

John Hamm has a huge penis don't blame this lady at all.

Aquagirl said...

@Orville: It’s not worth putting up with the drinking & cheating just for the penis. Unless you just want a one nighter.

Substance D said...

Unless sex reassignment technology has made huge leaps forward I am not aware of, there's no chance that tranny had a baby. This blind is all bratwurst, no Kaiser roll.

TwoDots said...

Jon Hamm is a butterface though

Vita said...

Ok, Freebird, you're making me feel better, bc I was starting to worry! Confused!😕

Stupidpervs said...

Forgive him ...hes illiterate

Marie said...

I don't think it's just alcohol that Mr. Hamm is using.

rabbit said...
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rabbit said...

I also need a decoder ring.

And, some women have a type.

Scarlet Peaches said...

Who the duck wants to bang Shookus? She has a face like a tight fist. Does her vagine throw confetti when penetrated? It does not compute.

Freebird said...

Hahaha! I’ll order you a decoder ring, too!

Freebird said...

Drunk dudes can’t do much in the sack, so who cares if he’s packin’? Can’t do anything with it so what’s the point? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Vince said...

Jon Hamm isn't sober from what I know.

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