Tuesday, October 01, 2019

Blind Item #11

"The bride likes everything white," said the celebrity bride as she did a line of coke. 

37 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Hailey Baldwin Bieber

sandybrook said...

HAILEY BIEBS

MyDogSmiles said...

Bieber is going to regret this decision.

TeeHee@U said...

I KNOW ENTY/ ENTERNS would NEVER make up something to just stay relevant with the news. ;P

Biebs was smart....less than 200 people and those who showed most likely had to sign a NDA contracts who would not leak.

Sd Auntie said...

and looks it too!! two addict's..scary

Brayson87 said...

Guess it's bukkake for her at the bachelorette party.

Heather said...

Seriously, who does not think this is an amazing quote? LOL.

Megley said...

They're doomed, I tell ya. Doomed!

Brayson87 said...

It's kind of ironic since her wearing white is the biggest joke of all.

CBGB said...

I've been waiting for a Bieber blind. I'm shocked they made it down the aisle. It's also gross all the attention considering they're already married.

TeeHee@U said...

As a Southern gal, I wanted to scream at her for her Rehearsal dress....GAH! Way too short!

Tricia13 said...

Where was that venue? Looked beautiful. My friend lives in Charleston (which I love), assumes it was there but never heard of resort.
Agree that dress was baaaaaaad

Pissoff said...

Crash Test dummies

Brayson87 said...

Damn you Pissoff, now that song is stuck in my head:

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Once there was this girl who
Yachted and whored all over the known world
But when her dad finally got real poor
She hooked a dumb punk instead of selling her body
She couldn't quite explain it
It's like he was always meant to marry a whore

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Brayson87 said...

Once there was this kid who
Got adopted by an actress and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His clothes had turned from boys' into pretty dresses
He said that it was from when
His new mom snorted coke so hard
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Brayson87 said...

But both the girl and boy were glad
'Cause one guy had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this rapper whose
Wife's family were psychopaths and wouldn't let him be bisexual
And then they made him to start a church
They laundered money and made him lurch all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
For no reason they'd always just been stars

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Oh oh
Oh oh

Brayson87 said...

Ahh, much better now, Pissoff don't you even start with Stacey's Mom

TeeHee@U said...

Bluffton! It is halfway between Charleston and Savannah. : )

SO an hour and a hagfish I'd say. LOVED the Beib's venue ... grr the dress though!

Tricia13 said...

🙏

Rosie riveter said...

Oh for shitsake

TeeHee@U said...

Ugh. Sorry phone!

And, I was wrong...45 minutes north of Savanah, GA and 2 hours south of Charleston.

The resort they got married at : Montage Palmetto Bluff.

If anyone is interested of their location....

Pepperoni10010 said...

@Brayson87

+999

Sing it baby!

:-)))))

TeeHee@U said...

LOL the person (was it Kendull? or a Kendull friend) that leaked the coke abuse was probably the same girls who said....NO, HAILEY... you so rock that dress! IT LOOKS GREAT on YOU. AKA fake ass bitches. LOL

Vita said...

Aaaaagh, that song! I remember when it was inescapable! But, bravo for the rewrite, Brayson!

I have to say, if this is a real quote, pretty clever mischievous bride humor, Hailey!

Half Domer Homer said...

"Little Jack Horner sitting on the corner
With no shoes and clothes..
This aint funny, but he took his money
And sniffed it up his nose!"

Pixie Sticks said...

I agree that she probably was lining them up, but I don't think she's smart enough to come up with this joke.

E said...

@Brayson that was excellent!

Brayson87 said...

Thanks everybody! 🤗

MattDaddy said...

Jeez, she's only 21 or something.

hhstarr said...

Closer to Jikton Head than Charleston. Gorgeous area. Really anyplace south of Myrtle Beach and north of Savannah is beautiful in SC. But we dont need more visitors, especially crazy Hollywood types! All full, thank you.

rs said...

All the liberals from NY, NJ and CT are moving down south and bringing their culture and mentality with them. Good luck.

Krissie said...

Can't be true only because she couldn't come up with this line

Mango said...

Awww, it’s true love if he met her when she had her original nose and looked just like her father but married her anyway. I’m surprised that he doesn’t have nightmares that he’s waking up next to Stephen Baldwin.

Anomalocaris said...

I love Charleston! I feel kind of bad for the Biebz

Sabre said...

A+ props to Brayson just absoloutely slaying it over here.

Gen-z99 said...

I can't believe he actually married that thing.#freebieber.

MissDavie said...

I wonder if they had a flunkie from Hillsong drive the drugs to their location? Surely they didn't depend on the local suppliers. Baldwin is making damn sure everybody knows she and Justin are married.

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