Thursday, October 31, 2019

Today's Blind Items - Halloween

Although, these didn't directly happen on Halloween, they did occur during the Halloween season.

#1 - This alliterate A list mostly movie actor went from working in haunted houses to working in horror movies. He only ever worked in haunted houses where you could touch the patrons. There were very few women who walked through that house who were not groped by him.

#2 - This alliterate record producer who was A list back in the day. He was at a Halloween party, and as was his custom, took out a ton of blow. The party was in kind of a loft/industrial type space and to cool the place was a huge fan enclosed in a big metal tube. Someone turned it on and his coke was instantly in the air and off the table. The guy lost his mind.

#3 - This former A list singer from back in the day was at a costume party and ended up having sex with a guy she met at the party and who she never saw without a mask on. To this day, she has no idea what the guy looked like.

39 comments:

Tricia13 said...

1)Matt Mcaunehay?

Tricia13 said...

McConaughey*

gauloise said...

1) Tony Todd Candyman?

MyDogSmiles said...

2)Rick Rubin?

Moose said...

Rick Rubin for the producer?

Alf Landon said...

#2 Rick Rubin

Tricia13 said...

2)Jimmy Jam?

La Morena said...

#2 Damn that made me laugh out loud !!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

MyDogSmiles said...

1)Tony Todd?

Count Jerkula said...

Janis joplin for # 3? Poor girl so ugly and dick starved she would have loved the furry lifestyle.

melissa said...

#3 brings to mind erica jong's zipless f*ck

DarylsBigFan said...

1. Mike Myers

Moose said...

@Count - Janis might not have been the hottest looking woman, but her list of sexual conquests is pretty epic - she had most of the A listers from her day, including Morrison, Hendrix,...

B626 said...

#2
Scott Storch

Moose said...

3 might be Chaka Khan - woman's sexual appetites (and drug use) is pretty legendary, and I can see her getting wasted enough to do this.

Brayson87 said...

@melissa, Erica Jong's zipless f*ck is whore logic at its finest. Or was it the mission statement of Tinder?🤔😅

Brayson87 said...

@Moose, Yeah Janis and 10,000 groupies all had the same list, I mean were those guys even sober enough to know they were doing her?

Sallysal said...

#2 Rick Rubin @ Beastie Boys loft

Alf Landon said...

#3 how far 'back in the day'? -Grace Slick? Linda Ronstandt?

Troy Dyer said...

Jimmy Jam would never!
Totally Scott Storch 😉

MDAnderson said...

3 Paula Abdul?

longtimereader said...

#2 is Scott Storch, Rubin is perm A list.

E said...

Thank you Troy Dyer and the others for reminding me of my fave character from that era, Scott Storch!

Maybe since he was guessed three times, he will appear!!!!

Aquagirl said...

#3 can’t be Janis. Blind says ‘to this day she doesn’t know who the guy was’. So #3 is still alive.

gauloise said...

3) Grace Jones

Vita said...

Who goes in a haunted house where they could touch you!?! Id faint before I had turned the first corner.

#2 made me laugh...an expensive oops! Would it create buzz for those just trying to breathe in there?
#3 Could be so many! She did it for the mystery and thrill, might be best for her to let it stay a mystery!

Count Jerkula said...

They were all drugged out of their minds, so Joplin may be a Cosby level date rapist.

Simon Jenkin said...

i *guarantee* janis joplin got laid more often than you

Brayson87 said...

@Vita, You've got that right, could have been her father or other relative.

peawry said...

lol

David Andrews said...

Any years available for 2 and 3?

Vita said...

Brayson-- Egads! That might be the scariest thought of the day!!!!😲😵😜

youdontknowwhathityou said...

Count: You need to do 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, run 5 miles, shave, bathe, and keep your mouth shut so people won't know how stupid you are. Janis Joplin was 100 times better looking than you. That's a guarantee. Jacka$$.

Marybel said...

I am SO pissed off about the "ugly Janis Joplin" talk.

DaveDixter said...

You should have seen Grace Jones at the Poop Deck (Lower Deck) on her motorcycle high as a kite drive right across the dance floor and into the stage..., Priceless! Marlin Beach Hotel Fort Lauderdale.

Count Jerkula said...

She probably did. Free love, a vagina, drugs and fame. Broad shoulda been catching miles of dick.

Unknown said...

"..a huge fan enclosed in a big metal tube"?
We talking about a fat groupie here?
Because I'm imagining some straight up Augustus Gloop-type sheeeiiit!

Unknown said...

Then after she blew for blow
The bitch sneezed everywhere!
Amma right?

lisa said...

Why all the hating on Janis? She liked the ladies too much to call her "dick starved." Not to mention that it was the era of free love. Doing someone without knowing who it was is not a big deal for that time.

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