Monday, November 04, 2019

Blind Item #12

This foreign born former A list boy bander reportedly flew to a country not his home or where he lives, to spend time with a 15 year old at the request of her parents who thinks they will be a good match.

37 comments:

Sd Auntie said...

zayn..who else..

Brayson87 said...

Like spend time playing board games so they can get to know each other before their future arranged marriage when she is street legal?

Or spend time like the parents had to cover their ears not to hear the sounds from the other room?

Flashy Vic said...

Will the dowry be paid in goats? Sexy,sexy goats.

Troy Dyer said...

Man someone close to Zayn is just constantly feeding Enty blinds lately. At least it’s a way to keep his name out there

Unknown said...

15 years old, if he is really A list then why is settling for someone over the hill?

Count Jerkula said...

Dicaprio and the lil climate tard

MDAnderson said...

Why would anyone think zayn is a good match for anyone. A parent wanting to set up their 15 year old I guess. Ugh

Flashy Vic said...

@Count.

Anthony Cumia about the l'il climate tard.

If I'm gonna have a teenager screaming in my face and pointing at me,then it better be because I'm fucking her.

Do Tell said...

Speaking of those who are fangurled about, I saw "The Lighthouse" last night. I think Robert Pattinson has a really, really strong shot at the Oscar, he is shockingly *great* in it. I went to see it because I am a Willem Dafoe fan, and he is his usual, outrageously fabulous self, but Robert Pattinson really took me by surprise. I didn't think much of him as an actor before but I ended up being astounded by him. It will be a tough choice between Joaquin Phoenix and Pattinson for Best Actor.

As far as The Lighthouse, it's a gorgeous looking movie, every shot is perfectly composed and it looks like it was shot as a nonsilver photograph. But it is really weird, pretty uncomfortable and ultimately fairly violent and graphic. It takes a lot of patience to stay with it. I walked out thinking that if David Lynch and Salvador Dali dropped acid together and made a movie, this would be it.

Vita said...

Do Tell-- Thanks for the excellently written review! I've never even heard of it, but you've piqued my curiosity!

J said...

But that's not allowed... except by... never mind.

BRAD PITT said...

@ Flashy Vic

If I'm gonna have a teenager screaming in my face and pointing at me,then it better be because I'm fucking her

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omg

americanpanda said...

One of the K Pop boys? I saw a headline that one of them is under investigation?

MysticMax said...

It's not Zayn. He has publicly said he is not a muslim anymore.

Flashy Vic said...

@MysticMax

He might say that but most practicing Muslims take a very very dim view of apostasy. Luckily for him, he's from a nation where such religious derangement is so rare it's almost unknow....oh wait.

Half Domer Homer said...

A good match...for a few hours.

splatford said...

was it like playing trivial pursuit with the bubble boy

Unknown said...

Gilbert Grape and Pippi Climatestocking. They would be so cute: she with her lopsided "Bad Seed" grin, and him with his 8 month belly. Two 'tards in a pod. Good guess, Count. The thought of those 2 bumping uglies is enough to put me off sex for years.

Count Jerkula said...

Amen, bruther

Count Jerkula said...

Leo charges for photo ops. She hopefully paid her fair share.

E said...

Count and Vic, I'm dying 😆

DWelsh said...

some kpop guy. Zayn isn't a muslim and likes white girls. There's no reason for him to do this despite his families questionable decisions. He wasn't even at his sisters wedding.

Krissie said...

dWelsh it says former. Most KPop groups are still in tact. This is Zayn unfortunately. I picture him going to her house, shooting up and falling asleep on the couch. Yawn

Unknown said...

Due to all the drugs
Zayn's joystick only points in One Direction
And it ain't up.
⬇️

Unknown said...

"Where's Arnie?!"
Arnie is Leo's name for his love pump.
"Here's Arnie..and I hope you can take my carbon-footlong-print"

JL said...

Am not liking your leveling up to be more like your hero @Count. It’s not working. My unsolicited advice? Just be you. That used to be pretty good. PS Thought this whole site hates pedos?

Unknown said...


cavill ?

IndieRaga said...

That's not true....it does get UP at the sight of Drugs !

Unknown said...

Zayn doesn't leave his house so I doubt this is him.

Count Jerkula said...

First thing i thought when i saw the pic of them was "Arnie and Arnie with tits."

Count Jerkula said...

Nothing pedo. The climate tard is post pubescent and legal in most states

Little Miss Sunshine said...

Wanna puke at some of the jokes on this thread. Shame on everyone who are on this. Being sycophants of Cunty Count is the lowest one can get.

Count Jerkula said...

What, you think parents who pimp their developmentally disabled daughter out to further a political agenda wouldnt pimp her out to Leo? Probably not the first time he and Soros become Eskimo brothers.

IndieRaga said...

Wow I never had such parents to hook me up with when I was a teenager !

Unknown said...

Count is a demented pig whose combined love for Trump and violent hatred of females are so strong, he has to make human trafficking jokes and cry 'retarded whore' when an underage girl disagrees with him. He screams on 4chan and redpill about how women will barely even friend zone him because he's not a rich bad boy, but it's really because women keep finding his name on the registry. Hopefully he'll go the way of Epstein...or Himmmm/it.

Blue Haired Witch said...

I don’t know which is creepier, the parents for arranging this, or the pedophile who went there. What the hell, arrest all three of them.

DarylsBigFan said...

This is not Zayn. Zayn is lost in hard core drugs. They don't travel; they just use until it kills them.

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