Thursday, December 26, 2019

Blind Item #9

The one named permanent A+ list singer saw tickets for her concert were selling for $10 on the secondary market. She knew the place would be empty, so bailed. I doubt she will ever tour again.

39 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Madonna

Tricia13 said...

Madonna

sandybrook said...

Madge

MyDogSmiles said...

Madonna?

Guesser said...

I'd go for $10!

Derp said...

I remember her sex book from 1993. Half the guys in my dorm would jacking off to it.

Guesser said...

She has been around long enough to know to give away promos radio stations, charities, heck, pay people for the illusion of a packed house.

malapropos said...

Guess that was the source of her 'indescribable' pain.

J said...

Maybe she shouldn't schedule at the same time as demolition derbies.

Forcing people to choose which car crash to see isn't fair.

Aquagirl said...

Her sons seemed so happy spending Christmas with Guy & his family.

Brayson87 said...

Her next big event will probably be her funeral. Maybe if she had more people cover her old songs she'd be more popular.

EyeSee said...

What a shame that she's not be going out on a high note. She seems to have not matured with age. Her ego has turned on her.

J said...

Wait... what if she does that thing again where she dresses like Marlene Dietrich and carries around a guitar? That was so hot... lol

Monkeyweather said...

People comprehend that they might be sitting there for hours waiting for that feckless witch to show up

Brayson87 said...

+1 Monkey

Nutty Flavor said...

She can wait 3-5 years for everyone to forget about this disastrous tour, then do a Vegas residency singing the family favorites.

HushHush said...

She's 61, she should give it up.

BRAD PITT said...


alienate / insult half her fans .. very clever

momo said...

Gay men don't forget.

longtimereader said...

I'd go see a Madonna greatest hits tour at my local arena but the bitch would never do one. Does the woman understand the concept of a legacy act?

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

Madonna needs to put her ego in check.
Small club places is where she should be heading toward.

Maybe, she should play for the door cover, again?!

Ouch!

=)

DWelsh said...

I might have gone if you'd payed me.

kiki71 said...

@ Guesser you are totally right but her ego must be getting in the way. Maybe if she has to do those things she just can't be bothered to turn out. Madonna is a great performer but yes doesn't have the following she once did. I'll never understand why she doesn't do a gay or dance club or small venue tour with the novelty that could be. Plus honestly wouldn't it be FUN for her and audiences?

BardiC said...

Show up on time then. I had to catch the last train home and missed half the concert because she was 3 hours late. It's quite difficult to relax and have a good time when you are stressed about getting home AND incredibly fucked off at your former favourite singer.

Guesser said...

@BardiC, at least you got home. Many places she performed do not have public transportation at that time of night. I can't even imagine this. When others have done this,they are called out for it ten times worse.

Hotbox said...

$10 is still too much to see Madonna. I wouldn’t watch that gristly hag for free.

cat said...

She could do a tour with other performers and groups from the 80's.

Sook said...

Madge needs to get a grip. @Nutty Flavor hit the nail on the head. It would be the biggest residency ever. A lifetime of hits built intro a retrospective of all the trails she has blazed. I mean... its fucking Madonna we are talking bout!!!! The show would run for as long as she was willing to do it. If it was produced correctly, there would be a waiting list years long. She wouldn't need to do four shows in a row like a cabaret. She could play Rockstar two to three times a week. Fans would flock and make the shows super energetic. One thing, though... Tick tick Madonna. Tick tick.

Omega78 said...

😂 true

Unknown said...

Lmao

Unknown said...

Preach.

ladybaus said...

I wanted to go but she never played Toronto FFS...leave Madonna alone. She's an icon.

J said...

Lol, Madonna's fans ^^^^^^ are the WORST people.

TheBPlot said...

She stayed too long at the party. And i was one of her hugest fans back in the day.

BRAD PITT said...

Elon Musk wanted to stick his BEEP up Grimes tight BEEP but she said no so Elon stuck his BEEP up Amber Heard's BEEP instead

Lorkhan said...

Lol, apparently so @J

UniversalEnergy said...

Show me where there are $10 Madonna tickets! I really don't believe it at all. I've never seen tickets that low for any musician who is A or A- famous.

Superfly said...

Grew up with Madonna, loved her, worshipped her.

The Madonna of 25 years ago would ridicule and shake her head at this pathetic, needy, insecure, woke and down-with-the-kids Madonna of today. She's become a caricature. She's become an embarrassment.

Large Marge said...

Nutty Flavor has the right idea. Vegas residencies are the way to go. Folks would pay top dolllar for a more intimate Madge experience. Less is more.

And she should act her age.

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