Monday, December 23, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #2

December 11, 2019

The D list offspring of a permanent A+ lister made a surprising announcement yesterday about his future. The thing is, he sees himself as a future politician and thinks this action will look good on his resume.

Cooper Hefner (joining military)

19 comments:

MyDogSmiles said...

He should have joined the CIA like his daddy.

E said...

It's not that far-reaching of an idea. And a good way to start. Good for him

sandybrook said...

Publishing magazines doesn't have a bright future ahead, so learn yourself another career paid for by our taxes.

MyDogSmiles said...

>Hugh invites over celeb/politician
>Hugh offers them "something younger"
>Hugh offers them a "safe space" to do it in
>Hugh tapes encounter
>Sends tape to CIA
>CIA has person by the balls for LIFE.

This is MAJORLY IMPORTANT to what has been keeping people in control for so long!

Perfumista said...

It will

BlackBlack said...

That actually is a smart move for dealing with voters who have moral objections to the Hefners.

IndieRaga said...

If he goes to the army who will guard all the sex tapes collected by daddy over the decades!

longtimereader said...

Previous blind about Hefner's collection of pics and vids of the famous, the one I remember is Dolly Parton with two playmates.

Do Tell said...

You never know, he might actually like it. I was an art school graduate, I joined the Air Force to pay off my loans and ended up staying for almost 11 years. Nothing like traveling and living all over the world on someone else's dime, and the Air Force is the safest bet of all the services, with the highest standard of living.

Thursday November said...

As if Coop has his daddy's collection. Hef's daughter from his first marriage is the one who handles his businesses, she has all the blackmail material.

Dane said...

MyDogSmiles, It is amazing the the clowns in America that do the blackmailing as a power play seem to be sicker than the poor bastards being blackmailed.

MyDogSmiles said...

@Dane I agree, The Clowns in America are disgusting! Dark to LIGHT...

Jazzyrae1021 said...

I'm so relieved to hear that @ do tell. My son leaves in 2 weeks for AF boot camp and I'm very nervous about it. That gives me some peace of mind.

Brayson87 said...

@Jazzy, You have nothing to worry about, aside from the usual boot camp misery that everyone suffers. There are a lot of strong opinions about various branches, but I think everyone agrees that Air Force is usually safe.

Brayson87 said...

As for the blind, I think it was pretty well known that Hef's children were horrible at running the business.

T. W. said...

Veteran here. Active duty is the way to go, not guard or reserves. If you can swim join the Navy. You will see the world. Air Force is a cakewalk compared to other branches but you’ve got to be intelligent.

Unknown said...

Air Force basic training (not boot camp...which is a moniker only retained for the Navy and is a direct reference to the fact that their recruits still have to wear and shine black combat boots...all other branches have switched to softer grey or brown suede boots better suited for the desert) is plush compared to basic training on the other 3 branches. Further, Air Force facilities are very nice and nicely maintained. Since the Air Force generally avoids having forward-places bases, the only real danger anyone in the AF faces is from foreign aircraft/missiles, which can be intercepted/come with an advanced warning to seek shelter.

Is the Hefner kid going in officer or enlisted? If officer, then he’s clearly in it only for adding some credibility to his name. If enlisted, then kudos to him for humbling himself when he could have readily purchased a commission for himself (bribed his way in).

Boo Kitty said...

And stupid people keep falling for it because they have no impulse control.

Elvis Belushi said...

Regardless of his heritage, the spawn won't get special treatment. If he has a Bachelor's Degree he can apply for OTC...if he makes it he would be commissioned as a 2nd Lieutenant. If he's a flake they'll bounce him out and maybe throw him in the klink. He won't make it legitimately.

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