Friday, January 24, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #3

January 16, 2020

The fighting between the one named talk show host and the alliterate talk show host is nothing new. It goes way way back to when the alliterate talk show host outed the the now long time partner of the one named talk show host. By happenstance, that night was also the first time they hooked up.

Ellen/Wendy Williams/Portia de Rossi

24 comments:

Unknown said...

Meghan Markle

Brayson87 said...

Portia is the funniest of the three.

sandybrook said...

I think even Helen Keller could have figured this out since Ellen had already came out and been in other relationships. Wendy does what Wendy does, finds a rival to go after and goes after her. She's done it her whole career.

Derp said...

I know like thousands of Helen Keller jokes. You ready for it?

yepthatsme said...

Meghan Markle will appear on Ellen Show to talk about her victimhood!

sandybrook said...

go ahead derp

Zebra Seasoning said...

I thought Ellen and Portia were divorcing?

Derp said...

How about the classic one? Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand

Flashy Vic said...

If only Ellen had some sort of deformity that old Canklecucked could mock? I mean apart from looking like a young thyroidic Lloyd Bridges.

sandybrook said...

I dunno why?

Derp said...

She needs the other hand to moan and groan. Come on that’s a no brainer.
It gets worse from here. I took an improv class then ditched that for the standup class next door after one of the students had a meltdown onstage. I was working out this whole routine how Helen Keller ordered a Braille version of the Kama sutra for her honeymoon night but accidentally blinded her husband instead

sandybrook said...

bwahahaha I was playing straight man Derp.

Village Guru said...

"By happenstance, that night was also the first time they hooked up."

Who? Ellen and Wendy, or Ellen and Portia?

sandybrook said...

I was thinking Wendy and Portia myself

JL said...

And the most honest

norster said...

@yepthatsme Guess that means Oprah is out of favour

Guesser said...

Ellen should have thanked Wendy. Maybe Portia being outed meant they could get together more easily. Portia may have been reluctant to get with someone so high profile.

americanpanda said...

Everyone gets mad at Wendy for blowing up their spot LOL

Molly Oh said...

Portia was sorta like Jodie Fostter, in that everyone knew she was gay, she just never talked about it in interviews.

John Doe said...

Wendy hooking up with Helen. I'm not feeling this one. Wendy is entertaining in the same way that Ellen is entertaining. Neither of them is attractive. If you're not hot, you're not shit.

COWPIE said...

^^Wendy hooking up with Helen [Keller?]^^

Rosie riveter said...

Wendy seems to do this a lot. That bish should stay in her lane lest someone outs her penii

PhillyWilly said...

“Rug munchers... I love it”!!!

Elvis Belushi said...

Good thing Ellen has loads of money otherwise she'd be sleeping alone every night. She doesn't have the looks and she sure doesn't have a winning (real) personality. Too bad for Portia; I'm sure she keeps her eyes closed.

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