Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Your Turn

What job do you know you could never do, no matter how much you were paid to do it?

73 comments:

MyDogSmiles said...

Pilot. I'm scared to death of heights.

rocky619ca said...

I would never work for Health and Human Services aka Welfare Office.

sandybrook said...

NBA player too short and not athletic. You can add all the other major sports to this list as well.

Trolling in the Deep said...

Hillary´s clinton toyboy

i'm hungry said...

doctor,nurse...anything that have blood...

La Morena said...

Construction worker on a high rise afraid of heights .☹️

J said...

Paris Hilton's "assistant"/Ray J's bucket.

roque said...

Phlebotomist.
*shudder*

T. W. said...

I’m afraid of heights too but I served in the military!

Any outdoor work due to severe allergies. Nothing related to food, chemicals or fragrances for the same reasons.


Sex work, but let me tell you. You all know I am training for Christian ministry and student loans are astronomical. I don’t look down on sex workers. I trust and believe God will continue to make a way for me to pay my debts or have someone else pay them.

Maybe Elizabeth Warren will get in the White House or get a cabinet position so she can do something about student loans. It’s worse than the 2008 housing crisis.

Cinnamon Sticker said...

President of the United States!

earlybird2 said...

podiatrist

A.Claire said...

Sewer pipe cleaner in NYC.

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Neil said...

Jockey (I'm 6'3")

Seriously, though....could not work in an abbatoir (slaughterhouse).

Dane said...

Work in a chicken house. Being in a building with 20 thousand chickens is something I never want to experience again.

gauloise said...

Waiting tables. I tried once, it is a super, super hard job.

Gator said...

Astronaut, although I would love to go to the moon.

T. W. said...

+1 @gauloise

Food service work is not easy.

I worked in a call center for a few months. Never again.

Unknown said...

High rise building window washing hanging off a swing stage from a coupe of thin cables at 1000 feet off teh ground.

Or, crap hole cleaner

J said...

Meghan Markle's friend.

cocktailhour said...

Starbucks barista. It would take me at least a year to learn the menu.

Ann said...

Dentist.

Trapped said...

Anything outside

Drewholtaus said...

Porn fluffer

jedi757 said...

@MyDogSmiles I am a commercial pilot, and airline gate agent no way. You couldn't pay me enough to be a flight attendant either.

txredhd said...

Holding an umbrella for a self-perceived entitled a**hole.

Mooney said...

Jeffrey Epstein’s sacrificial high priest for kids 10 and under. No way, couldn’t do it.

Also Oprah Winfrey’s personal vagina waxer.

hothotheat said...

Sex worker

Unknown said...

Sex work, nudity in front of a camera doing lewd scenes. I don't want to be a bad example of moral values. I have plans to be with G-d the Father in heaven, to see Him face to face at true heaven where His throne at.

Disparaging Remark said...

Dentist. That has to be disgusting.

J said...

When you see him in heaven, ask why he created all these nasty pediatric cancers.

Kind of a dick move.

Spillthetea said...

Window cleaner. Fear of heights. And nothing that requires going into underground tunnels. Scared of rats!

Sd Auntie said...

Slaughterhouse, longshoreman, high school teacher and tree cutters. Scared of the shredders

Phelps said...

Possessing information that leads to Hillary's arrest.

Alana said...

I am not sure I could be a coroner or mortician.

shakey said...

I could never be a waitress. I have a lousy memory, plus being on my feet all day/night? No thank you.

hugsandkisses said...

An actor in Hollyweird! No amount of money would be worth selling my soul to those gross devil pigs.

.robert said...

Underwater welder or anything like that. You can nope your way out of other jobs but that one requires that you just sit there decompressing at various depths before you can get away.

cheesegrater15 said...

Pro chef. I love to cook but I could never handle the pressure.

Kansa said...

I could never work in a prison. I did a semester practicum in Child Protective Services, in 1986. My supervisor had 600 cases and she was supposed to speak with the people every month. She could hardly make visits to the worst of the homes, so I was sent to some of them. Never again. There are never enough social workers to be able to ensure child safety, and far too many abusers who think what they do is ok. I'm really glad that I didn't go to work in those places. My friends who did, within two years had experienced too much secondary trauma. Their eyes were so glassy that it made me wonder how they would be at retirement age. It's not worth it.

Brayson87 said...

Work in a factory farm. Yeah yeah they provide all our meat, but they seem like concentration camps for animals. I'd probably try to set all the animals free and then burn that motherf*cker to the ground.

Susan Bahns said...

i couldn't kill babies for any amount of money

Brayson87 said...

@Unknown, What does god need with a throne? You might want to check his ID.

STAR TREK V What Does God Need With A Starship
https://youtu.be/x9sqkahSziU?t=99

@J, Why do people think god intentionally created everything? Maybe he was busy that day keeping a asteroid from hitting the planet.

T. W. said...

@J My answer is based on the Judeo-Christian perspective. I pray you respectfully understand.


God did not create the cancer. God told Adam & Eve they would begin to die if they ate of the Tree of Knowledge of a Good and Evil.


The Serpent spoke the truth when it said they would know good and evil. Had Adam & Eve put thought to skull they would have noticed they would not know good FROM evil. Now you know why Jesus said, “Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.”

Going back to dying, disease is part of the death and dying process. Ever use a copy machine? Do you use the original to make copies or do you make copies with the copies? Using copies to make copies magnifies errors. Hopefully this will help you understand that this is one way genetic disorders come about.

Long story short, we are paying for someone else’s mistakes, but someone took our place so we wouldn’t have to be put to eternal death.

T. W. said...

@Brayson87

Hi! I enjoy reading your comments but I still have trouble deciphering when you are joking & when you are serious.

These are my thoughts:

God is love. Love is meant to be shared. That is why we were created. To receive and to share God’s love.

OKay said...

I could clean up blood and guts, but not vomit. That's my Kryptonite.

Brayson87 said...

@T.W., I'm cool with god, just not convinced any of the religions have it right. But god being love is a pretty nice one, hope you're right. Like we're all flowers receiving the rays of god's affection.

You've got to admit though, seems like he's got a sense of humor. ;)

Anonymous said...

@tw
My father was a pastor and missionary. I have been to Haiti and seen first hand some of the atrocities that exist on this planet, which most Westerners never have to see.

Not sure why you so willingly believe. If it shows up in a leather book, written by King James' friends, does that make it factual?

I can assure you that the Desert Religions are for the most part, Fiction. Patriarchal nonsense, written to keep the peasants in line.

When my daughter disappeared --my only child-- I realized that the Bible is lies.

No loving God would let children suffer thru what has been happening on this planet.
Period.

Erik said...

Mortician

Brayson87 said...

@Daryl, Sorry for your loss. Maybe the price of free will is god not intervening. Maybe when we die we wake up somewhere better and all of the bad things are like a bad dream quickly forgotten.

. said...

Killing babies isn't a job, unless you're an abortionist. Being an abortionist is just out for anyone with a conscience.

So what job could I not do?

Probably Enty's. Enty must have to deal with more narcissists on a weekly basis than most of us meet in a lifetime. Enty: Doing the job normal people run from.

T. W. said...

@Brayson87

God is definitely love. When you die and go “upstairs” you go home to Love. A warm everlasting love.

I’m Christian but I will agree that no “religion” is 100 percent correct. Jesus didn’t come to start or promote religion. He came to reconcile humanity’s relationship with God. That is all. If we operate on hate then God is not in us.

T. W. said...

@Brayson87

I forgot to say I agree with you, God does have a sense of humor. It is written: “laughter doeth [does] good like a medicine.”

T. W. said...

@DarylIsBigFan

First off, I’m sorry you have suffered.

Thank you for sharing your opinion about the Bible and desert religions being a book of lies.

It’s not my job to convert you or change your mind. Only you can decide what you do and do not believe. You will be held accountable for this but not by me.

I pray you receive the emotional and spiritual healing you need.

Rosie riveter said...

WHERES ERIN

VRWC said...

Abortionist.

Rosie riveter said...

Entys job would be amazing. Make stuff up and not be held accountable at all, because DISCLAIMER... and sprinkle in the truth here and there, just enough to feel a sense of moral superiority that you're doing THE LORDS WORK.. take in a ton of money from people who subscribe to his podcast..
Sounds like a great gig

Vince said...

Crack Whore.

J said...

T.W., respectfully, existence is much greater than a copy machine. I don't think your analogy works, for many reasons I won't get into now.

Peace.

notthisagain said...

air traffic controller

Melody the First said...

A kek troll posting Q nonsense and empty Hillary slams.

Erin said...

Preach sister! 😀

17Steps said...

Daryl... I am very sorry.

Erin said...

Erik! 👻 I promise we aren't scary people - it is a great profession, but you have to have IT in you to do the job and the emotional strength to help a family say goodbye. (Most fd's believe God wired us for this profession.)

Erin said...

Rosie - Happy New Year! How is your fd pal? 🤠

auntliddy said...

Acting. You have to go deep within yourself, expose yourself at your ugliest behavior, travel god knows where, kiss or pretend to like someone you may really dislike, you dont shoot sequencally-ugh, the whole process is just a nightmare to me!

Unknown said...

That one was mine!

Lorkhan said...

I can't tell you how much it angers me, as an atheist & as a person who's witnessed truly horrific things, to see the passive aggressive Christian response to DarylsBigFan instead of the human one.

I'm sorry your only daughter disappeared. That's a horror I can't even begin to fathom. I hope one day you can find some measure of peace.

-

So I guess I'm going with never being able to work as a Christian minister. I just don't think I like kids enough, you know?

GentleBreeze said...

Christians are always easy targets for atheists. TW's response was very good.
I was never taught about people who didn't believe in god, and when I first realized they exist - I was afraid of them, then wondered what kind of life they had which didn't include a god, then realized (for most)it is an intellectual exercise of proof. Boring.

The only honest claim is to be an agnostic. 'Lord, I believe. Help me with my disbelief.'

GentleBreeze said...

DarylsBigFan, I'm sorry for your loss. Didn't you also lose your brother in military service?

Your father also had a radio show, as I recall. Did he broadcast from the Caribbean? Such an interesting life.

and King James was only a translation of the bible. Please find comfort where you can.

GentleBreeze said...

I could not clean people's bodies.

Mrs Libnish said...

Sucking Harvey Weinstein's dick. No. Amount. Of. Money. Ever.

Hats off to you "actresses" in Hollyweird....you have a stronger constitution than I. And no self esteem.

James Howlett said...

There's nothing I wouldn't do for the right price. Let's be real. Everyone has a price.

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