Sunday, April 19, 2020

Blind Item #4 - The Greatest Closet Job

People ask me all of the time who is the best at hiding their sexuality from the world. By far, and it isn't even close is this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who has a wife and IVF child/ren. He is still young and every single person you know, knows him too. His only slips were when he was first starting out, he wasn't as careful. 

64 comments:

gauloise said...

Gosling?

Gator said...

Hugh Jackman? Even though it's common knowledge. Did Gosling get married? I never heard that.

Thia said...

Ryan Reynolds?

MDAnderson said...

Matt Damon?

gauloise said...

YOu're right Gator, I thought he married Eva, but just partnered.

Aquagirl said...

Chris Hemsworth?

gauloise said...

Mark Wahlberg?

He's very Catholic, so may need to keep it on the down low, especially being from Dorchester in the 80s/90s..

His Markie Mark stuff was super homo erotic.

Dena said...

Matthew McConaughey?

Ulf said...

Hugh is not still young though

gauloise said...

to me young would be under 35, but one this site, it seems to refer to Gen Xers, who are pushing 50 :)

Taika Naptiti said...

Hugh - The Greatest Closet Job = The Greatest Showman

Aquagirl said...

What’s ‘still young?’

Reynolds is 43
Damon is 49
Hemsworth is 36
McConaughey is 50
Wahlberg is 48

Hugh is 51 & it’s not a secret
Gosling not married

Aquagirl said...

To me, Hemsworth is ‘still young.’ But he supposedly cheats a lot. But with men or women?

Jeff Macauley said...

Wahlberg for sure. Been around long enough and in enough good/profitable stuff to be permanent A list. Early Calvin Klein Ads SUPER GAY. All those kids and all that Catholicism is great cover. “Still young” is different than “young” so someone close to 50 fits. He is sooooo butt hurt all the time with no reason so he must be sad about something. Plus he was in “The Italian Job” which is a giveaway clue in the headline which is meant to send us to Jackman with the use of the word “Greatest.” As an old gay man I WANT it to be Gosling, Reynolds or Hemsworth but the way this is written, Marky Mark makes the most sense.

Gator said...

Actually, Wahlberg does make sense, he's always gone out of his way to be macho, and the whole devout Catholic thing is like overcompensating for something. He also had a rep for being racist as a youth, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was homophobic too. We all know that the biggest homophobes are usually in the closet.

Tricia13 said...

RDJ
Mark Wahlberg-perm A+?

Hotbox said...

Robert Downey Jr.

Aquagirl said...

I always thought that RDJ was gay when he was with SJP. He was actually my first guess. But he’s 55 now, and that doesn’t put him in the ‘still young’ category.

Seabee666 said...

Jackman's kids are adopted.

Sd Auntie said...

Yeah could be. He had a breakdown and was wearing womens clothes I think..during SJP days

Sd Auntie said...

So are TC but I think they are his. CC especially

Sd Auntie said...

TC

Sd Auntie said...

Some model sued him in the 80's.

Tricia13 said...

Love me some RDJ.Good for him. He found a partner,BF,has kids, health, and his career is whatever he wants it to be:)

Tricia13 said...

Clooney would've been second guess but his cover is so not tight.

Sus said...

Chris Hemsworth isn't permanent A+ nor gay.

MDAnderson said...

RDJ in his druggie days was kinda effeminate. He and his current wife seem more like business partners to me. Slips in the early days could allude you his drug use.

Amartel said...

Remember when this site didn't out people?

Tricia13 said...

he was Julian in Less Than 0...To a tee.
great film, still watch it.

gauloise said...

RDJ''s appeal is that he really doesnt; GAF.

I can't imagine him of all people staying in the closet, especially at his age and this point in his life story. He is the type that would have at least come out as bi or have fun teasing things with the media.

Also, no way is five years shy of 60 young,

MDAnderson said...

I agree Tricia. Less than zero and two guys and a girl are my favorite RDJ roles. Hope he goes back to those roles post marvel.

ilaria said...

Hugh Jackman was my first thought, but this blind is so strangely worded...

@Gauloise: RDJ is not straight and he is back in the closet since his Disney contract and all that MCU money. His public image, after the drug debacle, was cleaned by his wife and he would never ruin her o their children. And their production company too.

Tricia13 said...

Mine are Less Than Zero and Chances Are(with Cybill Sheoard and Ryan O Dick Neal. Corny AF but he was his quintessential charming self.Just a joy to watch

Tricia13 said...

MD*

SexualChocolate said...

Matthew Broderick?

Granny said...

Agree. Matthew Broderick has IVF twins and still looks young.

Joe said...

Broderick is not permanent A+ in movies (Broadway, yes). RDJ in his pre-Iron Man days inched out of the bisexual closet so I don't think he's done a good job of hiding anything. The BI suggests that it's someone that no one ever really gossips about, which knocks out Jackman.

Wahlberg makes the most sense, based on the Calvin Klein ads when he was starting out and the supposedly devout Catholicism. But I think he's been outed here as a cheater before.

Morninglorri said...

RDJ or Ryan Reynolds

Joe said...

Also there's been speculation about Damon (with Affleck), although that could be the "not as careful when starting out" part, and about McConaughey (with the shirtless bike rides with Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal), although the naked bongos could also be the "not as careful when starting out (he was with Cole Hauser).

Come to think of it, McConaughey may be a better guess than Wahlberg.

Benz B said...

Will Smith

Freckles said...

Matt Damon

Drewholtaus said...

Will smith hitting on lewis Hamilton would probably shock the most people. Jackman is old school lavender marriage and will never ever come out...

STN said...

Almost all of these guesses are not 'still young'. I'm thinking someone below forty.

Unknown said...

Dwayne Johnson
Or
Vin Diesel
Or both.

JHanoi said...

Broderick, but i thought it was kinda well known.

Chris pratt, he’s still young

guidedog said...

Joseph Gordon Levitt

purpleiris said...

Bruce Willis

Drewholtaus said...

John cena too..

Troy Dyer said...

Clooney if Enty’s version of young is as vague as his other blinds

makniaz said...

Bradley Cooper?

Unknown said...

Its Channing Tatum

d.c. said...

i agree with @MD & @Freckles, Matt Damon

Unknown said...

Clooney or Pitt! Who hides it best? In other words, who'd be the most surprise to normies?

Lady Leaves said...

Tom Hardy?

rednoir said...

All of them.

Drewholtaus said...

Lol! I get the rock pinging gadar too...

Unknown said...

John Legend? everyone knows him=Legend?

I know they had IVF.
who knows they all are i am sure.

Zeroh Tollrants said...

No. The oldest GenXers are 56, so closer to 60.

Maybe Gosling.

NachoCheese said...

I just want to know who is so clever, I don't care if they are gay.

filmfanb said...

Tom Hardy.
He has admitted having gay flings growing up.

hunter said...

John Legend has super gayface for days but he is not a permanent A+ list mostly movie actor, he is a musician.

Blind says "best at hiding sexuality from the world" and RDJ is too old and has no fucks to give, this also rules out Hugh Jackman who has too many rumors to be considered "isn't EVEN CLOSE."

Mark Whalberg is among the best guesses. Not tom hardy - we already know about him.

Craisins2017 said...

It should be easy to work out from the IVF clue.

There aren't that many (1) "permanent A+ list" actors who also (2) mostly do movies, but sometimes other stuff, (3) are still "young", (4) don't get a lot of gay speculation and (5) have at least one IVF child.

But I still can't work out who it is.

Craisins2017 said...

Okay second comment: I think it has to be Ryan Gosling.

He's permanent A+ list, young, mostly movies, never has his "heterosexuality" questioned and - crucially - has an IVF child with Eva Mendes.

I have to say this is slightly sad as he made some heartening comments a while ago about dating women that made me think "not all straight men are awful, some sincerely care about and seem to understand women". He's also dating an older woman where he could date many younger women - reassuring should I ever be single around Eva's age. But it seems my outlier and figure of reassurance may now be gay!

Craisins2017 said...

Third comment - IGNORE ME - tired and reading comprehension suffered. Gosling not married so can't be him.

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