Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Kelly Ripa in May's Shape Magazine

I think women of all shapes and sizes can be sexy as evidenced by Valerie Bertinelli. Here is the new issue of Shape with Kelly Ripa on the cover. Now in the article she say she hadn't worked out for 10 years and was a smoker. These photos were taken after she started working out again after the ten year break. I don't ever recall her being overweight even if she didn't work out for ten years. She just has a different body style than Valerie. Both sexy in their own way. Her teeth are even whiter than Britney's. I just wish I had teeth. Gumming food is a pain.


41 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love Kelly, I watched her on All My Children and remember when she first came to Pine Valley. She was not overweight then, just a little bigger. This picture does not even look like her. Maybe some major airbrushing...

michele

Anonymous said...

Okay, if she doesn't work out, those cannot be her real abs. I have also read she's a drug addict. EntL why are you commenting on her teeth? I don't get it - are you trying to say she is "Meth"?

-Lucky

mary mac said...

EL cracks me up. Does anyone remember when Bob Saget used to host America's Funniest Home Videos? The "producer" used to always hand him the results from off-camera and Bob would make a comment about his appearance...something really wierd like "you really need to shave your palms." At one time, they held a contest to send in renditions of what you pictured the "producer" to look like base on all of his wierd comments...the producer would have like 3 heads, six arms, etc...

I think that's what EL's doing to us with his appearance...giving out all kinds of strange things to help us picture him, but probably throwing everyone completely off track. LOL!

Anonymous said...

She looks great. You can tell by her muscle tone that she really works to keep her body in top shape. I'm not really a fan of hers - her personality is annoying but I do admire how hard she works on all her projects, stays in shape and still has a good family.

mary mac said...

Another question...if she admits in the article that she doesn't work out and smokes, why is she on the cover of Shape? If I'm reading that magazine, I don't think think I would find her to be very encouraging.

Anonymous said...

the article says she was a smoker

michele

Anonymous said...

Another question...if she admits in the article that she doesn't work out and smokes, why is she on the cover of Shape?

EL wrote that she hadn't worked out not that she doesn't now.

Be adequite! said...

I think EL's pointing out that her teeth are fricking HUGE-GINORMOUS in these pics. Chompers!

kiki said...

why is she in Shape?
she has no shape
she looks like a boy and is a member of the ibtc
itty bitty titty committee
she is ANNOYING as hell too

mary mac said...

Oh my...I have to start learning how to read...my apologies...

I missed the line about the pictures being taken AFTER the 10 year break and that she WAS a smoker (assuming she quit now?) If that's the case, I certainly understand how that can be an inspiration to quit smoking and get healthy!

BTW...her teeth remind me of when Ross went overboard on the teeth whitening and spray tan on Friends.

mary mac said...

Oh my...I have to start learning how to read...my apologies...

I missed the line about the pictures being taken AFTER the 10 year break and that she WAS a smoker (assuming she quit now?) If that's the case, I certainly understand how that can be an inspiration to quit smoking and get healthy!

BTW...her teeth remind me of when Ross went overboard on the teeth whitening and spray tan on Friends.

Anonymous said...

I call BS!...who has 3...or 4 kids and never wokrs out but has managed to get skinny just by what...lipo?

ent lawyer said...

mary mac--you read correctly. I just didn't make myself clear when I wrote it and so edited it after reading your comment. Is that clear or did my trying to make it clear here and there make it less clear for everyone. I really just wanted you to know I was just clarifying to try and make everything clear. BTW does anyone notice that she isn't wearing her wedding ring? Maybe we should start speculating about that..lol

kiki said...

1:56 3 or 4 kids and never works out ..
kelly is a liar of course she works out she smokes like a fiend and she does not eat,that is why she is super skinny. She always been at times anorexic and thin when she was'nt breeding. she should lay off the fake tan.
I hate it when celebrites tell the world they do nothing to keep their bodies looking the way they do. Liars

kiki said...

yes I did notice she is not wearing her wedding ring . good observation EL

Anonymous said...

one word "photoshop"

Anonymous said...

I think they photoshopped her head onto someone else's body and forgot to add a wedding ring.

Anonymous said...

^^ good call

Anonymous said...

ohh and one more thing..Jennifer Lopez' spanish-speakng cd (gigglin) tanked...I see a divorce in the midst. But you'll have to wait till AFTER their movie comes out.

mary mac said...

Thanks EL...at least I know I'm not going crazy! Now it's perfectly clear...now...if we could just talk about some of these BI's that really AREN'T quite so clear....hmmmmmm......

Anonymous said...

Those photos look so incredibly fake, especially the bottom one. The background scenery looks computer generated. Why are the dark clouds of doom included in both pictures? Her smile is overly white and painful to look at....like she's been standing there for 10 minutes with that frozen smile on her face. And yes, her body was most certainly airbrushed to the max.

Anonymous said...

Her abs look exactly the same as Denise Richard's when she was on the cover & her face didn't look like her "normal" look either....

mistik said...

The beautiful thing in these photos? Photoshop.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry. I just don't recognize her face.

That's just another 30ish blonde being windblown & happy-go-lucky.

If it wasn't in the caption, who of you would have said it's Ripa?

Anonymous said...

Not me...and after further review, the only thing that even looks remotely like Kelly Ripa is her eyes.

Anonymous said...

she has no shape
she looks like a boy and is a member of the ibtc
itty bitty titty committee
she is ANNOYING as hell too

1:53 said it all. the thing has a cock.

Anonymous said...

Anybody else ever see her in person? She must way about 80 lbs tops. Skinniest person I've seen in my life. And her head is huge. She looks like a bobble head.

That said, I do like her. She was really sweet in person.

Anonymous said...

^^^ shoot me now for writing "way" instead of "weigh"

WTF said...

I've been waiting for her husband to leave her she's so annoying how can he stand her.

S said...

I can't believe no one has commented on the belly button....she has an "outie" that sticks out so far that it can be seen poking through clothes. She is like 5'2 weighs close to 100lbs. My 12 yr. old very athletic nephew is 5'2" and weighs 108 lbs, so basically she has the body of a 12 year old boy! Great example of the capabilities of Photoshop.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I've always heard she was a major cokehead.....correct me if I am wrong.

bionic bunny! said...

brendalove, dunno about the cokehead thing, so i guess we're still friends?

i do find her annoying, but maybe less so than kathie lee. not that it matters, because i don't watch her morning shoe. she DID show a classic, slapstick comedic talent on her sitcom w/ faith fairchild (is that right?), and i was surprised.

now. the body looks fine. the whole package is rather nice.
but whose face is that????? doesn't look like her at all to me, from what i can remember.

*sigh* anyone care to join me in a quick tequila shot? hez? brenda? ent?
eh. "alone again, naturally".

i suck. nitey-nites, all!

Anonymous said...

I give up.

What does Valerie Bertinelli have to do with this post?

Anonymous said...

Please disregard my idiot post...I see Valerie now.

kchal11267 said...

What I think is bad is that this is a fitness magazine that is more or less saying we can all get this look if we work out enough but we all KNOW that she was photoshopped to the hilt so unless we can get photoshopped, it is false advertising isn't it - (although I would love to look like that :)

Anonymous said...

EL is a buffy, darked-haired and tanned fellow in his 30s. Has teeth too.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Yeah, but how is he in the sack?

We are still friends BBunny. Unless you have somehow managed to tap Johnny Depp, then we might fight!

Anonymous said...

I can undestand that she works hard at her body.....but ....why did they airbrush the #$%^$ out of her legs???? Something to hide?

Anonymous said...

I have three children as well and am a tiny bit younger. I always felt disgusted that I had loose , saggy skin compared to her. Now I see the photo shopp of her "crotch" and realize she probably looks like I do. I know phot shop as that is my job. Thank you for making me feel better about my body.

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only person on the planet who could clearly see how fake this whole photo is, until I found this site. Isn't Kelly a riot when she sits on her show acting like that is her real body? She must think we all just fell off the turnip trunk.

Darr247 said...

They didn't just airbrush her legs... she's quite famous for having an "outtie" which was clearly 'shopped out of both of those pics.