Monday, April 02, 2007

Today's Blind Items

First. If the NY Daily News item is about who I think it is, then I already ran it. I just can't find it right now. When I do I will post it again for you to see.

I have been told that I need to remind everyone again that Evan Almighty opens in just 101 days. Don't make any plans for June 22, 2007 except to go see this movie. The only people who have an excuse that I know of so far are Ashley and Michael who are getting married on June 2, 2007 and may still be on their honeymoon. Thanks for reading the blog Ashley and Congratulations!

1. When you make the transition from teen idol to out of work actor, the women who used to be everywhere are now just a nighttime memory. So, you always try and find the lamest parties with the hottest women and hope someone will remember you. They remember you when you remind them what show you used to be on and then you tell them you are working on several projects. The problem is that when it comes to leave, they think of you still as a kid. No problem. You made lots of money on the show and so offer to take one of the women "shopping" after the party and buy her something nice. She accepts. Now where are the paps when you need them? This way the world will see you've become a man. The last idea didn't work too well did it?

2. Note to actors--It's tax season. Your accountants are going to go through all your records. Sometimes they get busy and have members of their staff do the work. They are not highly paid and will sell your information. If they are really pissed they will just tell the world what you did. This B list actor on a hit television show always plays a good guy and is very popular. What would his fans think if they discovered that he gave $10,000 to a white power organization last year?

77 comments:

rachel said...

now, Ent, you realize

"This B list actor on a hit television show always plays a good guy and is very popular."

could be damn near most anyone right?

that said, the first thought in my mind was Chandler/M Perry, which saddens me..and I don't know why I thought him, other than that he's pretty much always the good guy.

Stacy said...

How about Franki Muniz for #1, though I think he's supposed to be engaged.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

the teen idol is that kid from the sixth sense

Anonymous said...

Steve Carrell - ok kidding.

I remember there being talk about Tony Danza giving money to such an organization, but he's not on a hit show now.

GGA

Lauren said...

Haley Joel Osmont? or whatever, that doesnt makes sense, what was 'his last idea', and he wasnt on a show...
hmmm tough one

#2- good guy- maybe a good cop on a law and order series???

Anonymous said...

Haley Joel Osment was never a teen idol.

A teen idol is someone like Corey Haim, Kirk Cameron, Shawn Cassidy, one of the 90210 guys...you know, someone who was constantly plastered on Tiger Beat and Teen Beat when they were actually kids, teens or in their early 20's.

B :) said...

1.Mario Lopez

2.Keifer Sutherland

Anonymous said...

Frankie Munez from Malcolm in the Middle?

Anonymous said...

It is not Keifer Sutherland.

Anonymous said...

Aaron Carter?

Anonymous said...

Matthew Fox?

B :) said...

1.Mario Lopez
2. Matthew Perry

Anonymous said...

Is it David Faustino for 1??

Anonymous said...

How about Leif Garrett?

Anonymous said...

Number 2 makes me think of Wentie Miller because he is a "star" albeit B list on a hit show. Prson Break is picked up for Season 3 and remember his very popular role on "Popular"? I hope it is not him.

Patra said...

Can't be W.M. of Prison Break can it? Isn't he mixed race? Or does that make a difference?

www.literaryhipsternerd.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

1. Ian Ziering - Was he a "teen idol"?

2. No clue, but scary.

Juju

Anonymous said...

"This way the world will see you've become a man"

this made me think of that boy meets world guy...

kit

Anonymous said...

If it was Haley Joel Osment, maybe his last idea was driving drunk and totalling his Saturn. The press covered that......

Betsy said...

But remember Aaron Carter was engaged to a stripper for just a few days. Then after they broke it off she blasted him. Maybe this is what he has sank to.

Anonymous said...

ENT LAWYER - did your producer/lady friend ask you to mention Evan Almighty????

Anonymous said...

Amanda Morgan Palmer?

GGA

Anonymous said...

For #2: Jesse Spencer, the Aussie on House?

I don't know how deep his parents' racist organization affected him, but I've always wondered if the apple fell far from the tree.

PerezIsSoLastYear (or whatever moniker I had used last time)

Anonymous said...

I don't have any guesses, but to those of you who guessed Mario Lopez for the 1st one: you're kidding, right? He's hotter than he ever was and is not out of work. Girls drool at his feet now. It's so not him.

Be Adequite! said...

#2- Patrick Dempsey...I know I'm going to hell for that one.

Anonymous said...

regarding Ben Savage from Boy Meets Wold

"It's funny to see how the power of myspace can and is used to create a hoax of this sort. If I was a forgotten childhood star I would be starting all sorts of rumors about my untimely demise. I mean, do you know how many Hollywood executives subscribe to IMDb pro? A lot..."

http://www.slashfilm.com/article.php/20061002ben-savage

Do you think this is what he means by the last idea didn't work to well, did it??

michele

pusssykatt said...

What about Malcolm-Jamal Warner or Kadeem Hardison?

Anonymous said...

I actually thought Wentie Miller whilst reading this, mainly because of the hit show thing, and reference to 'popular'. So I'm in full agreement with the previous poster!!!

Anonymous said...

To all the preteeners on this site:

We are not talking about anyone under the age of 21, now please go play outside.
-Mom

Anonymous said...

1. Screech
2. Kiefer

Libby said...

Michele--good leg work on Ben Savage! My wild guess for #2 is John Stamos (doesn't someone guess him for everything?)

Anonymous said...

for the first one it has to be someone that is much older or atleast look different that people don know who he is so has brian austin green look change he was on 90210.

Anonymous said...

hey could number two be the redhead on csi miami or maybe gil grissom(i dont know his real name) from csi or it could be monk but i hope not.

Anonymous said...

Be Adequite! said...
#2- Patrick Dempsey...I know I'm going to hell for that one.

-- i totally first thought of Patrick Dempsey!!

Anonymous said...

Be Adequite! said...
#2- Patrick Dempsey...I know I'm going to hell for that one.

-- i totally first thought of Patrick Dempsey!!

Anonymous said...

Oops, sorry.

VERA said...

ET-What has happened to Ted C today? He MIA.

Melissa said...

I agree with the Screech answer above. His video fiasco could be what "happened" last time. And I know he is dorky looking but, I am sure girls still fell all over him when he "was" famous.
I also thought of Matthew Perry when I read the second one though that has to be wrong. I really really hope.

Melissa said...

Oh, Vera, Ted said he would be gone Monday don't worry he will be back tommorrow.

pusssykatt said...

For those who guessed Screech...he didn't make a lot of money, and he can't even shop for himself, let alone anyone else...he's dirt poor.

Billie

JT said...

I read #2 as white "powder" organization, and figured it could have been anyone.

However, as white power, Wentworth Miller is definitely out. Biracial and close to his family, so it could not be him.

#1 sounds like Frankie Muniz.

Anonymous said...

I don't think one could describe Studio 60 as a hit television show...

Anonymous said...

#1 Bud Bundy

Kathy said...

Folks just because WE'RE so old to think teen idols are people the same age as we are .... there's been a few generations since who would have had their own teen idols.

I think Screech is an interesting guess; he totally tried to go "manly" by going porn.

mngddess said...

1. I like the "boy meets world" ref earlier for Ben Savage.

For #2 - that's a touchy subject. You wouldn't want to guess incorrectly about someone giving money to a KKK group. what's the list of hit TV shows this year. And it can;t be Jesse SPencer on House as House is the first show he's been on in America, and a lot of people don't recognize his name.

Cyn

Anonymous said...

1. Frankie Muniz. His last idea that didn't work out so well is his mohawk.

2. Matthew Perry.

Just my guesses

Trixi

Anonymous said...

For those of you who guessed screech WAKE UP! It said 'teen idol' which his never has been. Plus, he does not have a lot of money. He turned to the press to literally beg the publilc for money before going to porn.

Mario Lopez is also an ignorant guess. I suppose none of you saying it could be him have seen him recently. Needless to say, he doesn't have problems getting women to go home with him.

Anonymous said...

For those of you who guessed screech WAKE UP! It said 'teen idol' which his never has been. Plus, he does not have a lot of money. He turned to the press to literally beg the publilc for money before going to porn.

Mario Lopez is also an ignorant guess. I suppose none of you saying it could be him have seen him recently. Needless to say, he doesn't have problems getting women to go home with him.

Jenn said...

Anon @ 1:10

It would be pretty ridiculous for Wentworth Miller to give $10,000 to a white power organization, considering he's HALF BLACK. Pretty dumb guess.

Marymac said...

Here is Wickipedia's list of teen idols from the 80s and 90s. Maybe some inspiration. My guess would probably be David Faustino (Celebrity Boot Camp and is now selling time shares for Wynn Resort and Casino.) He always seems to show up at Hef's mansion, always looking for the party. It would be hard to believe people wouldn't recognize him right away, though.

[edit] 1980s
Paula Abdul
Chad Allen
Christopher Atkins
Scott Baio
Drew Barrymore
Jason Bateman
Justine Bateman
Brice Beckham
Brian Bloom
Lisa Bonet
Jon Bon Jovi
Brian Bonsall
Todd Bridges
Danielle Brisebois
Tiffany Brissette
Kirk Cameron
Mindy Cohn
Tom Cruise
Sharon Cuneta
Michael Damian
Patrick Dempsey
Johnny Depp
Matt Dillon
Ami Dolenz
Micky Dolenz
Duran Duran
Andrew E.
Nicole Eggert
Cory Feldman
Kim Fields
Michael J. Fox
Genie Francis
Soleil Moon Frye
Boy George
Debbie Gibson
Missy Gold
Tracey Gold
Brodie Greer
Anthony Michael Hall
Corey Haim
Hulk Hogan
Whitney Houston
C. Thomas Howell
Janet Jackson
Michael Jackson
Davy Jones
Michael Jordan
Wynonna Judd
Staci Keanan
Matthew Laborteaux
Diane Lane
Emmanuel Lewis
LL Cool J
Rob Lowe
Ralph Macchio
Madonna
Shalane McCall
Johnny Marr
Menudo
Alyssa Milano
Kylie Minogue
Erin Moran
Morrissey
Aga Muhlach
New Kids on the Block
Heather O'Rourke
Bruce Penhall
Amanda Peterson
Dana Plato
River Phoenix
Keshia Knight Pulliam
Alfonso Ribeiro
Molly Ringwald
Axl Rose
Fred Savage
John Schneider
Ricky Schroder
Ally Sheedy
Brooke Shields
Elisabeth Shue
Rick Springfield
John Stamos
Patrick Swayze
Henry Thomas
Tiffany
Charlene Tilton
Peter Tork
Milli Vanilli
Malcolm-Jamal Warner
Wil Wheaton
Jill Whelan
Lisa Whelchel
Larry Wilcox
Adrian Zmed

[edit] 1990s
Aaliyah
Victoria Adams
Christina Aguilera
Rachel Alejandro
Tatyana Ali
Karan Ashley
All-4-One
Brett Anderson
Christina Applegate
Lindsay Armaou
Billie Joe Armstrong
Stone Cold Steve Austin
B*Witched
Backstreet Boys
Drew Barrymore
Lance Bass
Elizabeth Berkley
Johnny Yong Bosch
Boyz II Men
Mayim Bialik
Jonathan Brandis
Brandy
Melanie Brown
Zachery Ty Bryan
Nakia Burrise
Tevin Campbell
Steve Cardenas
Mariah Carey
Nick Carter
Lacey Chabert
JC Chasez
Melanie Chisholm
Kurt Cobain
Tracy Lynn Cruz
Macaulay Culkin
Claire Danes
Dustin Diamond
Leonardo DiCaprio
Shannen Doherty
Ami Dolenz
Dr.Dre
Howie Dorough
Kirsten Dunst
Andrew E.
Eminem
Joey Fatone
David Faustino
Fey
Danielle Fishel
Blake Foster
Jason David Frank
Will Friedle
Edward Furlong
Jennie Garth
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sara Gilbert
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Brian Austin Green
Lukas Haas
Geri Halliwell
Rachel Hannah
Hanson
Jaime Harding
Neil Patrick Harris
Melissa Joan Hart
Jason Hervey
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Katie Holmes
H.O.T.
Sechs Kies
Immature
Ja Rule
Janet Jackson
Jeremy Jackson
Joshua Jackson
Michael Jackson
Jay-Z
Amy Jo Johnson
Walter Emmanuel Jones
Michael Jordan
Michael Junior
Chris Kirkpatrick
Kriss Kross
Michelle Kwan
Joey Lawrence
Matthew Lawrence
Christopher Khayman Lee
Patricia Ja Lee
Brian Littrell
Mario Lopez
Edele Lynch
Keavy Lynch
Madonna
Tina Majorino
Marky Mark
Kellie Martin
Kimberly McCullough
Danica McKellar
AJ McLean
Morrissey
Tahj Mowry
Tia and Tamera Mowry
Juliette Lewis
Tara Lipinski
Kel Mitchell
Monica
The Notorious B.I.G.
'N Sync
Sinéad O'Carroll
Larisa Oleynik
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
OV7
Natalie Portman
Power Rangers
Kevin Richardson
Jason Priestley
Christina Ricci
Selena
LeAnn Rimes
Wynona Ryder
Lea Salonga
Ben Savage
Tupac Shakur
Alicia Silverstone
Christian Slater
Will Smith
Michelle Stephenson
South Border
Britney Spears
Keshia Spencer
Tori Spelling
Austin St. John
Catherine Sutherland
Spice Girls
Rider Strong
The Rock
Kenan Thompson
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Justin Timberlake
TLC
Thuy Trang
Liv Tyler
James Van Der Beek
Roger Velasco
Regine Velasquez
Jenna von Oÿ
Lark Voorhies
Selwyn Ward
Jaleel White
Michelle Williams
Mara Wilson
David Yost

Marymac said...

B list actor...is this something David Caruso would do?

Anonymous said...

I think number could maybe be Frankie Muniz. I didn't know he got a mohawk, but I was thinking "his last ideas" could be his hot fancy cars.

Anonymous said...

i think the portion that said "they think of you as a kid" means that the idol doesn't look much older than he did on his show...

so i like

Frankie Muniz
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
David Faustino (sp?)<--bud bundy
Kevin Connolly (shorter guy)
Ben Savage
or even
Fred Savage



the guys from 90210 all looked too old already, except for maybe Ryan Spelling, but, his money doesn't come from being on that show...

-d

Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous!

1.Mario Lopez
1.Mario Lopez

mad yet?

Anonymous said...

#1. Frankie Muniz
#2. Chad Michael Murray

Anonymous said...

I kinda like that kid from the sixth sense only cuz he was soo cute to my generation...after he got the whole DUI and crashing thing he kinda disappeared. He still looks the same as he did then, but a little taller.( Just my opinion tho...)

As for number two, I have no idea! I hope it's not David Carusso (sp?). I absolutely love that guy and it would break my heart!

Brainy Smurf said...

1. Rider Strong (Boy Meets World)

2. Scott Baio (Happy Days, Charles in Charge)

Anonymous said...

Um... what is this about Jesse Spencer's family being racist??? Because I'm not quite following. I grew up with Jesse and I never knew of any racism from any of his family. Can someone please explain as this obviously hasnt reached the Australian media.

kchal11267 said...

I don't think it is Matthew Perry - way back in the beginning of this Blog it became somewhat clear that Ent Laywer was friends w/him and I don't think he would EVER blind item him in this blog..
I like the Savage guess but Fred Savage is 'happily' married and just had a kid in 2006 so doubt he is trolling for the girls so openly and if he was - then being married would have been mentioned in the blind item.
Now David Faustino is recently divorced and definetly still looks like a kid so I like that guess better.

BTW - ALL guesses are good - gets people thinking so why diss those that you don't agree with - you don't have to agree BUT you don't have to be so 'superior' like you KNOW 100% either -

Anonymous said...

Don't really care about #1 because there are so many washed up teen idols...

For #2, I feel there's no way it's Wentie or Matt Perry- Wentie is biracial and doesn't strike me as a self-hater, and Matt Perry I would still consider A list.

HOWEVER, I took the word popular as a clue too, so I am thinking Christopher Gorham, who played Harrison in Popular. He was also Jake in Jake 2.0, and he plays an ACCOUNTANT in Ugly Betty, which is a hit show.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, also he always plays good guys.

Anonymous said...

wow, cut back on the caffeine anon 8:35.

Anonymous said...

my money's on the risky business dewd.

Anonymous said...

tom cruise lol

Anonymous said...

JT - "white powder" had me laughing

Anon 10PM - thank you for addressing anon 2:09 and 8:35 (aka either Mario Lopez's stalker or mother - perhaps both)

I just can't associate any of the guesses for #1 being so desirable to have women everywhere,as EntL states - except for......Mario Lopez

T

hez said...

For the poster who asked if Ent's friend is producing Evan Almighty... actually the movie stars his good pal/friend of the blog LG/Lauren Graham, hence the first of many plugs.

Anonymous said...

For some reason all I can think of for number 1 is either Gary Colman or Emmanuel Lewis...only because of their height challenges it is just too easy to forget that they are now grown adults.

the addict said...

This BI just makes me ill (seriously? donating to w white power org?), but how about Matthew Fox for #2? Party of Five and now Lost...good guy on both.

Brainy Smurf said...

I didn't know David Faustino was divorced. I am changing my pick for #1 then. David didn't blow much of his MWC money (aside from his "rap career") and if he has money for papparazzi shows, his ex couldn't get around the pre-nup.

But Scott Baio has been whispered about for years--especially after he said something that pissed off the only people (Imagine) willing to hire him; though I suspect an intervention by Henry Winkler there.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking Matthew Fox for number 2...he's from Wyoming right...not exactly a diverse state. It's a guess though. It's a pretty heinous thing to be accused of...could bring down a person's career if proven to be true.

Anonymous said...

No clue, #1

No 2, to somebody else's suggestion, it's not Tony Shalhoub from Monk since he's Lebanese and thus not "white" himself. It's definitely not Kiefer Sutherland or William Petersen.

Anonymous said...

Why couldn't it be Kiefer?

bionic bunny! said...

anon 4:47 (pick a name, friend)-- those two came out of the blue! teen idol, though?
(and i am really old, and watch a lot of tv), last i remember, didn't david faustina (bud bundy) have interest(s) in at least one bar... was it the viper room???
my guess for #1 was joey laurence. pretty good for an old broad, if i do say so myself.
#2 has me flummoxed (and i also initially read "white POWDER"). there are an awful lot of closeted white hoods in hollywood--you know the scientologists are pretty anti-gay, i'd love to say travolta, but no current series.

i want some answers. some of these dang things keep me up at night!!!!!

Anonymous said...

#2 could be anybody. And it couldn't be anyone who was Italian - white power organizations don't like them either. I hope someone finds out who it is.

Anonymous said...

Sutherland lives in a neighborhood with mixed ethnicities. His first ex is biracial. He has a lot of non-white folk around him -- in his employ, in his entourage. I don't see why he'd do that and donate money to a white pride organization.

Gary Sinise is about the only far-right actor I know of who conforms to the description, but he doesn't seem the type either.

Anonymous said...

i love kiefer

Anonymous said...

#2: Could it be Vince Vaughan? Although he never had a TV show, he has made racist comments.

The only other guess I could think of would be Robert Conrad - he's very conservative. I'd love to know who it is, so their career can come to a halt. I loathe the idea that I've probably watched his TV shows.....ugh.