Thursday, January 03, 2008

Not That I Wouldn't Want Tom Cruise To Go Bankrupt


If Tom Cruise went bankrupt I actually think it would be hilarious, but despite reports that make it seem otherwise, Tom Cruise isn't going bankrupt anytime soon. Here is the story as printed:

Tom Cruise is at risk of going bankrupt if he does not stop spending money, according to reports.

You, me, the guy across the street and Bill Gates could all go bankrupt if we don't have any money coming in, and keep spending money. That isn't the most original thought ever written. Not saying that I always have original thoughts, but you could put any name where they have Tom Cruise written and it would fit.

The actor has lavished so much cash on luxuries for himself, wife Katie Holmes and their baby Suri that friends fear he could lose his £125 million fortune.

So, at the current exchange rate, Tom has about $250M give or take. At 5% interest a year that would be $12.5M coming in without depleting any of his fortune. So, about a $1M a month or $30,000 a day. Yes, there are taxes, but hey, this is a gossip blog.

A source said: "Tom is really into money. He has no problem spending it. It makes him feel powerful. He loves to brag about his Porsche's, his homes, his planes and his motorcycles.

He needs something to be powerful other than controlling every aspect of his wife's life. Maybe he has a small d**k and so he compensates by spending it on toys. Maybe it is his way of hiding whatever demons he has inside of him and should let out. Not that he would ever come out or needs to come out because everyone knows Tom isn't gay right?

"When Tom takes Katie out, he has his security people hand $100 bills to anyone who helps them, even someone who opens a door! He's a big giver."

Judging by the photos it looks like Tom lets Katie Holmes out of her prison about once a week. So a few $100 bills to the doorman aren't going to break him. In fact, this whole thing almost looks like a setup to show the world how much Tom has, but that he is a giver and that he is a big flashy player in Hollywood.

The 45-year-old reportedly spent $1 million on fuel for his four private planes last year.

Again, the article is telling us how much Tom has, and that he is a big man as far as the wallet goes. Do the Scientology folks have a PR department set up solely for Tom?

19 comments:

captivagrl said...

yes.

Kristen S. said...

"Do the Scientology folks have a PR department set up solely for Tom?"

Is the Pope Catholic?

Sylvia said...

Both should win an Oscar for best Couple of the year LOL.

Lola said...

He gives me the creeps.

DNfromMN said...

I'm sure Xenu is protecting the Cruise fortune.

kellysirkus said...

of course the Sci folks have a PR dept set up for Tom.
They have made a huge investment in him, and they are not about to let that go down. The Sci Cult is hungry for power and no doubt has their eye on the White House. I'm sure they are in the process of grooming some Sci for political office.
If you think the Evangels in Govt is frightening, just wait until these freaks get some power.
No one saw the Evangels coming. They quietly got appointed and took control of several School Districts and banned all sex ed other than ABSTINENCE. For the first time in 14 years the teen preg rate has gone up as a direct result.
Who knows what the agenda is of the Scientologists

FRIGHTENING!!!

RandomRamblings said...

I just wonder if he is spending all his money on his "family" or his "male acquaintances".

I think you are totally on to something. There's always been a sense of urgency and look at me now with Tom Cruise. He is buying these things so that all eyes are on him at all times. It's quite sad in a way. He probably does thing that 15 cars at once will get him noticed when in acutality, people just shake their head and look the other way.

jax said...

of course..doesn't he have to give them a percentage of his earnings?

If the Cruse money train stops so does the Crazy Train.

Mooshki said...

Didn't Mimi Rogers confirm that he does indeed have a small dick that doesn't work very well?

Mooshki said...

Or at least it doesn't work well with women who aren't dominatrixes.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

"Do the Scientology folks have a PR department set up solely for Tom?"

Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a rabbit?

Les Suckno For President said...

Tom Cruise is a male homosexual. Tom Cruise sucks cock and eats male sperm. Tom Cruise likes to get fucked up the ass, and he fucks other men up the ass. Tom Cruise is HIV positive.

Les Suckno For President said...

Tom Cruise is a male homosexual. Tom Cruise sucks cock and eats male sperm. Tom Cruise likes to get fucked up the ass, and he fucks other men up the ass. Tom Cruise is HIV positive.

takeme2espana said...

It would be fun to get ahold of his tax records and see how much is dontated to the CofS...
Who flies his planes? Travola?

Majik said...

Am I supposed to feel sorry for this guy??

I spent an entire year after my divorce eating potatoes and peanut butter and he's got private jets and estates.

Puhleez.

Hey, Tom...if you need some help budgeting, lemme know. I have a few tricks.

Bah!!! That just makes me angry. Grrrr.

Mia said...

They've made a huge investment in Tom? The Co$?? More like the other way around. You pay for your stripes in that militant religion... so it's probably more correct to say that he's made a huge investment in THEM, his followers and defenders.

What is 30% of 125 mil anyway?

Mia said...

oops

bionic bunny! said...

oh, you bet the scientologists get more than a cut. i think it says somewhere on the anti-sci (xenu.net?) site.

hey, brenda: i've run into a few bears in the woods...
i've converted them to using thetans! :)
-buns

christy said...

Where can I get a rich gay guy who is willing to lavish me with money and gifts in exchange for simply keeping up his image and his secret quiet? *wistful smile* as I imagine all the Chanel I could buy. The roblem is these celebs seek out other clebs for these roles--the competition for attention ruins the relationship. The GMD needs a good old fashioned fag hag like myself, someone capable of keeping their mouth shut, feigning genuine love and devotion while charging up the AMEX black card.... Katie's doing a great job though...Have you checked out chick's wardrobe since the marriage? one word: fabulous!