Thursday, January 03, 2008

Random Photos Part One

The problem I have with Jessica Alba wearing this scarf is that again it was about 70 degrees yesterday in LA. The second is that Mel C already wore this scarf, and I don't think anyone should be copying fashion from Mel C unless there is something Jessica has been holding out on us.
Tom Brady is still a jackass, but you have to admit that if Gisele Bundchen ever lets him do the baby maker thing with her, it is going to be a pretty cute kid.
Since everyone called Tracey Edmonds and Eddie Murphy out on their invalid wedding, now of course they are going to have an official wedding in private. Where nobody can see whether or not they actually do it. Is someone missing from these photos?
The first time I saw this photo yesterday I thought it was an ad campaign and its focus was how the Beckhams would look in thirty years. I would advise Victoria Beckham to get herself a great wig before that time. She doesn't look very good bald here.
Chace Crawford was in Miami. Was Carrie Underwood there? Hmmm?
Ryan Reynolds takes a break from humping Scarlett Johannson to hump his bike instead.
"Hi I'm Mischa Barton. I'm sad which is why I went to church yesterday. I also look sad because only one photographer that I called to see me coming out of church, actually came to see me sad and repentant after I went to church. Do I look virginal enough? Can virgins smoke pot? I I wonder if my bong is still under the seat where I left it?"
Do you ever get the feeling that Katharine McPhee just prays that someone will recognize her and take her photo.
Many people wish Jennifer Love Hewitt would have had this surgery long ago.
When Britney Spears has better taste in bikinis, you really need to take a look at your fashion choices more closely. And I don't even want to hazard a guess at what is growing out of Jennifer Aniston's bikini bottoms.

42 comments:

Janele said...

Best man Johnny Gill is missing from the photo, Ent!

jax said...

wow she let them thighs go a bit chuncky for her.
no judgement..just noticed.
she looks weird..i bet she is preggo but not far along.

Carla said...

What IS lurking in Jennifer's bikini bottoms? It looks like Squidward's head ... or something.

DNfromMN said...

umm... jen aniston, is that an angry inch?

(sorry, couldn't resist).

Enty, couldn't you have posted some of the JC Chasez/Chase Crawford pics (C'mon hot couple: Chase/z). Although I guess this cements the diva girlfriend at Christmas as Carrie.

vamp said...

maybe she's hiding a dimebag lol

captivagrl said...

Mr. DeMille, victoria's ready for her close-up!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

She looks almost like a normal woman. Except for the dick.

captivagrl said...

brenda - is that a dick? or did her testicles just descend?

hezbris said...

We're all awaiting the "legal expert analysis" of Britney's depo today and we've got money on which bits from which legal sites you'll use this time.

Karen said...

Is this what happens when you take male hormones? What the hell is that!

Moonmaid said...

JLH nose job? What's with the vaccum? All very odd.

Les Suckno For President said...

Tom Cruise is a male homosexual. Tom Cruise sucks cock and eats male sperm. Tom Cruise likes to get fucked up the ass, and he fucks other men up the ass. Tom Cruise is HIV positive.

Les Suckno For President said...

Tom Cruise is a male homosexual. Tom Cruise sucks cock and eats male sperm. Tom Cruise likes to get fucked up the ass, and he fucks other men up the ass. Tom Cruise is HIV positive.

Twisted Sister said...

I saw that JA pic yesterday and all I could think was, "Wonder where she got that teeny weenie!"

Harriet Hellfire said...

Is the Gisele/Tom one a reveal? Wasn't there some BI a while back about a couple where the girlfriend wouldn't have sex with the guy? Or is that Eddie Murphy and whatserface?

Les Suckno For President said...

Eddie Murphy is a male homosexual. Eddie Murphy sucks cock and eats male sperm. Eddie Murphy likes to get fucked up the ass, and he fucks other men up the ass. Eddie Murphy contracted AIDs from fucking tranny hookers up the ass.

d said...

re: Aniston

Was this picture taken at her home (or some place she thought she was alone)? Maybe it's just a mini pad that got bunched up or something like that.

Kristen S. said...

d: she's on vacay with the Cox-Arquettes.

Twisted Sister said...

d....no. She's on vaca in Cabo with Courtney Cox and hubbie and...if you can believe the rags...Orlando Bloom.

kellysirkus said...

They don't call her Maniston for nothin' folks.
Time to lay off the testos

Tom Brady is dumb as rocks. Keep him away from the Spears girls lest the end of humanity be set into motion

Well, Mischa may HATE Parasite now, but she sure learned a few lessons from that whore

Still hoping pregnancy might have the same effect on Alba as it has on Nicole Richie.

Wonder if Nicole will pop before Xtina. I assume they are both infected with STDs and have scheduled C-sections.

yourbffrose said...

do you think that the comment about posh not looking very good bald is reference to the blind about the singer whose wig got pulled off over the holidays at a restaurant?

Twisted Sister said...

I wondered the same thing, bffrose, but decided no, because she's not totally bald.

Catherine said...

That picture of Posh and Becks makes me think of Waylon and Madame....

Dijea said...

bffrose - I thought the same thing. Twisted she might be bald - you never know.

Maybe JA is walking around with a toy in her bikini and it just slipped a little far down.

yourbffrose said...

its likely that she is bald since she doesn't eat. losing your hair is a side effect that people with eating disorders suffer from.

Kory said...

Tom Brady is still a jackass, but you have to admit that if Gisele Bundchen ever lets him do the baby maker thing with her, it is going to be a pretty cute kid.


Not if it has her old nose! ;)

Leah said...

Catherine: Oh no you didn't! :D

kellysirkus said...

@ dijea - LOL! Pocket Rocket!

@ Les suckno - when do you go back to school?

@ Hezbris - Why the hell are you here?

RandomRamblings said...

What the heck is in Jennifer's bikini? Is this where the crack stash goes?

Katharine McPhee, just another one in the long line of jobless wannabee celebrities. Ent nailed it when he said that she will pose anywhere hoping someone recognizes her and photographes her doing anything.

jax said...

JA- its the baby's hand coming out to wave at the paps, then cover its face and act like a moody bitch for 2 years.

Leah said...

My eyes are bleeding at the sight of Maniston's peen.

Alice.W said...

It's a pad, like d said. There's another pic on another site taken the same day, a back view of her bending over and you can see she's wearing a pad. Also explains why her tummy was swollen a couple of days ago, we've all been there. Thankfully the world doesn't get to see us experiencing it.

Alice.W said...

Oops...forgot to say at least now we know she's not pregnant.

kellysirkus said...

I remember over a year ago, before the Beckhams moved here, when Posh still had the long curly weave, and every site posted pix of her with large bald spots and some hairdresser dishing that she needed to take the extensions out b/c she was going bald

sarah said...

Jesus, Aniston, put in a tampon. Gross. Also, is it me or does Tracey Edmonds look like a tranny? That should keep Eddie happy..

Les Suckno For President said...

Tom Cruise is a male homosexual. Tom Cruise sucks cock and eats male sperm. Tom Cruise likes to get fucked up the ass, and he fucks other men up the ass. Tom Cruise is HIV positive.

Les Suckno For President said...

Where's HEZ? I want to eat her pussy and make her cum!

Bxrlvr said...

Posh Spice is scarey!

Mia said...

Was the eyebrow really necessary, Eddie, you ol' queen!?!

Mooshki said...

J. Love usually loves the paps, so I'm very curious why she covered up her face. Maybe someone pointed out how horrible that outfit looks and she was hoping the napkin would trick them into not taking a picture?

Pads and bikinis do NOT mix. I know she owns a sarong - I've seen her in it!

takeme2espana said...

Call me crazy, but I don't think that IS JLH. I see blonde hair streaming behind that 'mask', and the height seems off...

iluvny said...

Ent how do you know Tom Brady is a jackass unless you know him on a personal level. I think he' a good guy and big deal if he's dating a supermodel. He isn't killing dogs or been caught doing drugs. Bridget hasn't bashed him to the press either. Unless you're a Jets fan I can't see why the hate on Brady.