Sunday, July 21, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 6, 2012

You will have to do a little digging for the answer to this one. I have confidence in you that you can discover this most spoiled of spoiled actresses who you have probably never heard of but who ended up getting the lead of a major movie just because she is so spoiled. This is not some indie movie, but not an Avengers type budget either. Anyway, our actress knew early on in life that she wanted to be an actress and didn't want to have to go through all the struggles that an actress has to go through to move up the ladder of success. She discovered early on that she needed to either find herself a star to latch on to or some kind of producer who could get her in movies. When she was still under age she found the man she wanted. Yes, he was way older than her but it didn't matter to her and it didn't matter to him. She had found for herself one of the guys out there with a the biggest kinks in the business and she grabbed hold and started bugging him for parts and roles right away. When she became legal they moved in together. He got her roles and at the same time kept promising her the biggest role of her career. He was going to make her a star. Well it was supposed to. Unfortunately for our actress she is not the best actress. Not even a very good one. So, even though the studio had given all this money to her significant other and let him cast her, they wanted someone with some star power and acting chops. So, a B+ list actress was cast to join and make everyone better. The thing is out B+ actress was younger than our spoiled actress and she could see the way her man's eyes lit up at the thought of some alone time with the actress in what was going to be a very sexy movie. Our spoiled actress started making life miserable for her significant other and the B+ actress who soon walked off the production. Actually ran. Well, other actresses were brought in. Not great thespians but they were names. Our spoiled actress was convinced she would still be the star and would shine brighter than the others because she was such a good actress. Uh huh. What happened was over the course of filming, our spoiled actress became an after thought in the filming and was the lead only in her mind. Her lines kept getting cut and the names brought in were given more lines and more camera time. Our spoiled actress would throw hissy fits everyday and scream and yell and told her significant other that if he did not get her more screen time than she was leaving him. So, he went over budget. he shot scenes he knew would not ever be used but it made her happy. For almost one full week of shooting it was all about her. Her significant other had to pay for the overages himself. I don't know what he did when she saw the first cit and didn't really see herself in any of those shots and has been transformed to almost a background character.

Spoiled Actress: Rachel Korine
Significant Other: Harmony Korine
B+ Actress Who Left Production: Emma Roberts
Movie: "Springbreakers"

91 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

Well, you got the "never heard of" part right.

Ruby Soho said...

Saw about 15 minutes of this ridiculous movie....I kept waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come out and admit he was punking everyone.

texas rose said...

What is 'one of the biggest kinks in hollywood'? BDSM? Anal?

Charlotte. said...

Vita19a got this.

Profane Ghostie Burrito Whore said...

I forgot that Harmony Korine made a movie. I only remember his name because he was banned from Letterman for trying to steal stuff from Meryl Streep's purse.

Rachel Korine looks like a poor man's Amber Tamblyn. I hope that name doesn't set off kympossible/canopener/Ann Nah Nah Mess.

phoenix said...

What texas rose said. What is one of the biggest kinks in hollywood?

Charlotte. said...

Oh god, this is the director who made Trash Humpers. Sweet jeebus, I can't unsee that.

DewieTheBear said...

Under-age girls as the kink?

V said...

That's the most interesting part of the blind! Same with the Mel B reveal from yesterday.

Anna Nonymous said...

I'm tempted to do a B Smears/Massive G/Massive Marcie the Psychopath TryHard Troll impersonation......

phoenix said...

@Profane, interesting story. Thanks for the link. Glad Harmony has since gotten clean and has his act together.

RangersGirl said...

I never heard of either of them, but that dude is a super scuzzy creep:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/13/harmony-korine-spring-breakers-creepy_n_2869224.html

Alabama said...

1st sign she was doomed....given name is Desiree....

She also starred in a movie called Trash Humpers. Her Wiki page is full of the sadz. Short & pathetic.

phoenix said...

@Dewie, I think that would qualify as more than a kink, and Enty typically has no problem sharing details for that type of behavior.

DewieTheBear said...

@phoenix, if the writing weren't so schizophrenic here, I might be inclined to agree. But the tone of the posts swings wildly between extremes. And Korine did blurt out in an interview that they were together when the chick was sixteen.

phoenix said...

lmao, I hear ya.

Ruby Soho said...

He also wrote the movie KIDS, dude obviously has some strange things going on in his head....

timebob said...

Harmony wrote Kids and that is a highly disturbing movie.

A teenager with aids that has a taste for de-virginizing young girls goes around having sex with them and giving them aids in the process.

He was 19 or 20 when he wrote it and was directed by Larry Clarke.

I remember the Spring breakers red carpet photos. Rachel seemed like she was forcing her way into the photos and nobody wanted her in them. She didn't really fit in on the attractiveness levels of the other disney tween stars.

texas rose said...

Dewie - I can see that as kink enty was referring too. Charlie sheen seems to share it also.

MrWolf said...

The kink is definitely 'young looking women'. If you were trying to guess the age of Selena Gomez based just on face, you'd think 12-15.

Renoblondee said...

So they are married?

Count Jerkula said...

Kids was a great movie. I had to rewatch Chloe gettin tapped to erase memories of the pics of her with a cock.

Based on looks, this Korine ho is 4th in the ranking of the 4 Springbreakers bims. Vile acts she enjoys could bump her up a bit, but they are all barely legals, so youth alone at helpin her.

MAC said...

All this time I thought it was Emma Watson who left spring breakers not Emma Roberts.

just curious said...

Casper the horny ghost.

shopgirl said...

Ha ha Merlin, just what I was thinking. Never heard of them

figgy said...

Never Heard Of Either Of Them. Nor That Movie For That Matter.

Star said...

Thanks Count for making me remember that horrible movie. We used to be fans of Chloe and watched that whole boring ass movie to see if it was real or not. She ruined her career for him.

AKM said...

I have no clue who these folks are except for Emma Roberts. ???

Count Jerkula said...

@Star: I'm not talking about Brown Bunny and the blow job scene. I think that is what you mean by "ruined her career for him". I'm talking about when she played a tranny and did a full nude walk across the room w/ a cock and balls glued to her.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK
CRINGE!

Ruby Soho said...

Auughhh, I think I need eyeball bleach now.

Ruby Soho said...

@star...that movie was so bad, omg.

Charlotte. said...

I could see Chloe being bigger than that.

Stephen Simpson said...

LOL at some of these comments... so basically being a straight guy is a "kink" now? What a crock! Who *wouldn't* want to bang Selena Gomez?

Rosso said...

Harmony is a guy?!

kerri said...

@Count; jeezus it's morning here! Wasn't ready for that yet I just couldn't help myself

B Smears said...

Anna fuck you. I have no idea why you're targeting me or if you are paranoid & delusional. I can prove who I am, can you? Cunt, you've crossed the wrong girl.

B Smears said...

I think Anna is threatened by anyone who is a bit more interesting than she is. Seriously, any dick can make erroneous claims - all I've done is talk trash and poot! You are a nasty, sad, insecure person - your life must really really suck.

Ruby Soho said...

Yup, he's a guy.
In his 40's.....you'd think he would have changed it by now. I know I would have, seriously.

B Smears said...

What you're doing constitutes bullying. I haven't singled you out. Seriously, I've written policy on bullying and just because its in a forum where your identity is hidden doesn't make it right.

B Smears said...

Actually, I'm over it. Thanks Anna Non for being such a bully and bitch. I'm sick at home recovering from major surgery and have cancer. I will be honest, I joke around and make dirty comments, but never hurt anyone. And maybe I'm just emotional from the lack of sleep, or the financial issues we have with me being off work for 5 months,, or the pain that is now my life, or worrying about my husband and how he will cope with all that we face.
I want you to realize there are real people on the other side of the computer or world. By the way, my name is Rachel and I hope you don't pick on others as you have with me. I won't be back. Thanks Anna, you're a classy lady.

Dingle Barry said...

Beiber.

Unknown said...

Jeepers, Anna. Putting B Smears in the same league as Massive G and Marcie the Psychopath is mean. And unwarranted.

Can't find the post, but someone wrote about attracting canopener and anna ... mess -- both these posters are Marcie. She is posting under other names too. Recently she posted under several names where she criticized Enty for making a negative remark about celebrity's habits, clothes etc. She wrote under various names that they are adults and can do as they please and Enty has no right to criticize them. Her posts can be kinda blah, and go over the edge, as well all know from the Troll Attacks, courtesy of Marcie.

Dingle Barry said...

B Smears, don't let another get to you. You've been a delight and need an outlet during this time. I'm very sorry for what you are dealing with. Of course you are much more sensative, who wouldn't be? You are under tremendous stress.
Please reconsider and share your witty comments with us. It just won't be the same without you.
Thank you.

Dingle Barry said...

In no way am I implying that those insensitive remarks are acceptable, B Smears, just an acknowledgment of the incredible stress you are under and that you are more than entitled to a wide berth during this time. Give that to yourself. Don't let anyone make you feel less than. Hang in there.

Ruby Soho said...

I also hope you don't leave, B Smears.....especially not over a silly drama llama like Anna.
I guarentee more people read your comments than hers, anyway. Lord knows I usually just skim past her run-on paragraph messes.
Please think about staying
=}

Meanie Reese said...

I believe Anon Nonymous IS Massive G/Marcie! JC and Crazy 8's, too. :)

I kid! Do stay, B. Smears and grin 'n ignore is the key to a successful visit here!! =)

MichaelaK said...

Hey, Rachel, don't run away! This is a fun distraction!

There ARE bullies on this site (I don't think Anna's one of them, I think she just doesn't know from the trolls) and trust me, you haven't been a victim of them yet. They are a mean bunch when they switch their handles and come out to run people off. Fortunately, there are tons of nice people, too.

Hope you feel better!

derek harvey said...

I kinda dug this movie----really thought provoking (Ive been a Korine fan since I was 12)----Emma is seeming kinda more human these days as well......as far as little wifey---no one had a "major" role in that movie besides James and Selena so Rachel shouldnt take it too personally, however am I the only one seeing the hypocrisy in the tone of this blind.......usually its poor little girls being taking advantage of in big bad hollywood etc. BUT enty or whomever is basically calling her a slut because she made shit happen on her own terms----that is slut shamming you whack-jobs

Brenda L said...

B Smears, don't leave for heaven's sake. This shit happens all the time. No one will even remember it by tomorrow.

SophiaB said...

I am thinking the underage girls is the deal. His big splash movie was Kids. That strange actress with the WORST style who too many people ooh & ah over who is actually a good actress (Chloe Sevigny-The Brown Bunny & Big Love-my pea-brain mind just clicked on! AND I get to write JUST LIKE Enty!) Got her start in that film. Would not be shocked if H. Korine sampled the wares during filming. Would be shocked of he hadn't . Ick.

SophiaB said...

B Smears you have been viciously trolling since you appeared and while of late u have ratcheted it back a bit I suggest YOU clean up YOUR VILE ATTITUDE before accusing others of bullying.

Get a GRIP or up your badly needed meds!!

Anna was clearly joking. You have shown zero wit all along, and you apparently have no sense of humor with which to leaven the unwarranted arrogance of your leaden and pathetic posts. That is not bullying btw-that is just cold hard truth. You have given very little indication that you have insight or compassion let alone know what you are talking about. You frequently choose ad hominem attack over adding to the frothy if filthy fun on this list.

SO I SAY: BUZZ OFF TROLL!!! Get off your high horse and get over yourself. You do not deserve defending because you offer NOTHING of value to this site. I have looked hard for any sign of a heartbeat but see very little humanity or contribution.

Anna, I would LOVE to see you harpoon these pusswits. A pox upon them! Have at it girl!!

SophiaB said...

Ooooh! Missed that last bit. YOU have written POLICY on bullying?

That is just RICH. I cannot imagine what mental gymnastics you must go through to justify your vicious attacks and then accuse someone ELSE of bullying YOU.

I feel sorry for the people in your purview. I get the sense you are no less imperious with those you worrk with. I would give a BUNDLE to hear how they really feel about you.

The picture is starting to come into focus now...

There are others on this list I cannot abide but you for some reason really rile me. I have learned to trust those extra strong reactions like outrage. Those instinctual responses have been leading me to understand what I am dealing with.

Just go away B Smears. You are NOT NICE.

Charlotte. said...

Stick around, B Smears. This is a free space. Scroll past anything that offends you. Anna can do the same, if she chooses.

SophiaB said...

Emma W walked off the This Is The End set due to obnoxious 'boyz will be boyz' behavior. I'm sure the male camraderie was pretty stinky on that set!

Anotheramy said...

wait, is B Smears B Profane because ya thats the pot calling the kettle black if so.

Also... The Korines named their child Lefty Bell. I think someone forgot to tell them its only actual celebs that name their kids stupid stuff like that.

SophiaB said...

That was Chloe? Or Desiree/whatsername?

I have seen much worse. U r a weenie Count.

Gabby said...

@B Smears - don't leave! I actually enjoy your comments most of the time! Don't let one person ruin the experience for you. Just ignore Anna.

Count Jerkula said...

SophiaB: You do realize that B Smears isn't Ann Nah Nah Mess/Can Opener/Kympossible, right?

And that she has talked shit about the celebs and not the other posters here.

Pip said...

B.Smears hasn't targeted anyone personally. I've seen her write a few Count-ish things, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Ann Nah Nah Mess is canopener/kympossible. I dont believe B. Smears is the same person. If you have looked at her comments, it appears she is from across the pond. Kympossible seems to be a yank.

@B.Smears, you go to any post, there will be at the very least, one person who has been targeted by someone else here. You just need to brush it off, there is nothing more you can do.

PookieTwo said...

Not wading into the BSmears thing but Ann Mess/Canopener/Massive G are NOT Marcie, not sure why people keep saying this. There's no way they're the same poster.

Marcie is long gone from here and some of the other sites she used to frequent, she keeps her run-on punctuation-less self pretty much to her own blog these days.

Pip said...

I guess Marcie is currently obsessed with the death of a girl in CO named Morgan Ingram. She has three or four different blogs dedicated to insulting those she thinks were involved in her death, despite it being considered a suicide. She has pictures of herself saying she is much prettier than the women she is harassing. Sorry, I just googled all if this, and find it so weird! I wish I still knew how to add links here.

lutefleck said...

I took this movie out of the library last week. I hard no idea that it was such a dark movie. Not sure why I expected something a little lighter. Ok, much lighter.
In any case, it was awful.

LizzardO said...

Good grief Count! I luv ya, but I seriously am more traumatized by the pic of Russell Brand in his birthday suit. Man, that haunts me.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lizzard: I never rubbed one out to Russell, so it didn't effect me as much as seein Chloe w/ junk.

Unknown said...

@ PookieTwo @ Pip

Sorry, PookieTwo, but you're wrong. Marcie is Ann Mess, Canopener and several other posters. Syntax is a dead giveaway. She is not Massive G.

Pip, Marcie has dozens of blogs against various perceived enemies. I spent six bloody hours figuring out what is up with this broad after the second troll attack (all her, btw). After speaking to a former co-worker of hers, the conclusion is that she is mentally ill. As much as she can be annoying, I feel sorry for her.

Rach Around said...

Emma's in the movie. And Seth said she had a ball.

Rach Around said...

Up my meds you say? I'm actually surrounded by loving family, friends & my colleagues nominated me for an award. Not an arsehole award either. I'm sorry I seem to cause you such distress. My attitude? If that's all you get so worked up about, try thinking about real problems. Like what's happening in Egypt, or child slavery

Rach Around said...

Count, they should've given Chloe Marky Marks appendage from Boogie Nights. Now THAT is the stuff nightmares are made of!

Rach Around said...

Hilarious!

Rach Around said...

Thanks Michaela & Gab. Big hugs.

Rach Around said...

Thanks Unknown. I even googled Marcie, and blog, but still ignorant about this infamous wench. I have enough trouble working out this stuff (tech tard) without multitasking!

Rach Around said...

Dingle Bazza, firstly, love the handle name. You're a sweetie, and you're right. I let this crap get the better of me. Vomming non-stop & lack of sleep tends to make one more susceptible to this garbage. X

Rach Around said...

Ruby, I love you for your name (Rancid : fuck yeah!) & for being a sweetie poot. Poot! X

Rach Around said...

Nice to meet you Meanie (the Meanies? Awesome band!) and thanks. I spose getting labelled for other people's shit is something I need to ignore & abhor! X

Rach Around said...

Brenda: thanks mate. X

Rach Around said...

Charlotte, thanks. I had a bad day & reacted to people being not so nice but I've got bigger concerns, so I've built a bridge. X

Rach Around said...

No idea about B Profane Anotherapy. Not moi. Still a newbie here.

Rach Around said...

Count and Pip, cheers maties! I'm just a foul mouthed bored chick & you guys are rad. X

lizness said...

I think it implication of pedophilia. She was under 18 when they got together and he was much older. My boyfriend said he downloaded the movie and that he turned it off as it was creepy and made him feel like he was a pervert as it is (his words): A movie made for pedophiles

lizness said...
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lizness said...

Harmony Korine made "Trash Humpers" too. It is TERRIBLE. I turned it off after 20 mins. The entire move is literally people in masks humping trash and trash cans and playing with baby dolls, my iphone makes better video quality.

Aoife said...

Spoiled Actress: Rachel Korine
Significant Other: Harmony Korine

============

Uh, who?

Dingle Barry said...

I know, sweetie.

SophiaB said...

Thanks for the yet again unsolicited advice. :)

SophiaB said...

Yup. I know Emma is in the movie. SETH saying she had a ball is not the same as Emma saying it... just sayin'.

Was just reporting on my recollection as to a totally different event than the one the blind was discussing.

SophiaB said...

Rach Around-I guess you just don't see that a lot of your posts were put downs and not friendly comments. That happens. I am sorry about your cancer & your surgery. What I HATE about the world we have co-created and put up with is that when we get really really ill the support and the financial stability just go away. I hope you have what you need in your recovery.

I am well attuned to this aspect due to my own illness, disability, and lack of support in my. Life.

If you think I am mindlessly 'attacking' you I am sorry. I was, rather, calling you out for posts that seemed mean.

I have read your 'reveal' post up. At the top. I have stated I am done. I think you will be more careful, and I do have better things to devote my time & energy to.

Sending you pink bubbles and healing thoughts. I have been through cancer and MANY other awful health experiences, and I wish this struggle on no one.

Hopefully this is then end of any further conflict. Be well!

SophiaB said...

OK. One more statement-this is what _I_ SEE. Accusation rather than question. Lack of sense of humor. Anna was JOKING. Sorry you could not see that. And because of that, my take is/was: YOUR life must really suck. Sad huh? YOUR defensiveness led you to go on the attack with an innocent joke/poke.

So sorry it hurt your feelings. (For clarity's sake: I am saying that in all honesty and in compassion mode.) I hope this all gets better & goes away. Promise no more from me. Just making the point at the point where it seems clear as a bell.

Rach Around said...

No probs! Bless! Mwah! Xx

Rach Around said...

Thank you pip, you're luverly. X

Jrebeclee said...

Korine dated Sevigny for a long time.

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