Monday, March 26, 2018

Blind Item #16

Who bit Beyonce's face?

82 comments:

yepthatsme said...

Hey, I was just trying to get the mosquito sitting on her cheeks! Leave me alone!

Cassie said...

Taraji Henson

Smalls said...

Hannibal Lecter?

Lurky McLurkster said...

Everything is always Trump's fault so it must be him. Him or the NRA

Sunspirit said...

The birth mother of the twins

Alexandria said...

Karma.

Florin said...

A zombey.

laura ramona said...

Herself after another mirror trip..

cheesegrater15 said...

Kate McKinnon just for shits and giggles

Lucy said...

Vulture is saying Sanaa Lathan or Sara Foster.

Notastarvingactor said...

Sanaa

Guesser said...

Alexandria,FTW

Gossipjunkie said...

Sanaa lathan’s ol crazy ass

Brayson87 said...

When in doubt, LiLo.

John the peon said...

The entire cast of The Walking Dead

yepthatsme said...

How awesome would it be if the biter is revealed to be St Angeline Jolie!

Guesser said...

I meant her answer,not her,��

pwal said...

Taryn Manning.

PotPourri said...

It was a love bite, but she's saying someone was jealous of her...

rosie riveter said...

That camel next to her

Randyman said...

has to be one of these

Rihanna, Queen Latifah, Foster, Lathan

DonnaMarie said...

Jemima Kirke has a weird obsession with him

Don Kieballs said...

Sanaa because she dated French Montana. Also, she's friendly with Beyoncé, which would explain the she's just on drugs defense, instead of having her "removed"

Overtmale said...

When you call up demons so or later they want a bite.

xyzxyz33 said...
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xyzxyz33 said...

Jennifer Lawrence
She looks possessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guuGo6q6Rrs

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

She was bread in old Kentucky, but she’s only a crumb up here...

Drumstixx said...

I do love Tiffany Haddish!

Sal Salington said...

Probably just some illuminati thing.

Natasha21 said...

Hillarys Email

Geeljire said...

CANNIBALS
IN
ACTION

Egregore (also egregor) is an occult concept representing a "thoughtform" or "collective group mind", an autonomous psychic entity made up of, and influencing, the thoughts of a group of people.

Kno Won Uno said...

Kiki Palmer

Lurky McLurkster said...

or maybe she thought she would pick some of that herb from her greenhouse but it turned out to be Audrey II

Terry Teratoma said...

Selena Gomez, obviously.

Danilo müller said...

Jay-Z?

ronan pellen said...

Bettie White.

Heather Duke said...

Melissa McCarthy?

Brayson87 said...

Same b!tch that bit Rick Ross.

C C said...

+1

lucy said...

LMAO! I just read through captivating fifteen page story and next click is "who bit Beyonce's face?" LOL reads so fucking stupid .lol sorry

Geeljire said...

*rimshot*

La-Juice said...

Becky with the good teeth...

((I'll show myself out))

Humor Me said...

WHY would anyone want to bite Beyonce's face?

sandybrook said...

Nobody thinks Halle Berry did it? And thankfully Lurky didnt think Helen Mirren did it.

T. W. said...

Taraji P. Henson

Source:

https://mtonews.com/tiffany-haddish-beyonce-fight-taraji-henson

SteveD said...

Since there isn't a Your Turn thread, Nickelodeon just parted ways with Dan Schneider. Is it happening?!?

Vanessa Cole said...

Hallelujah! Let’s hope so!

lucy said...

http://www.mcgruffbrowser.com/image/Big_Mcgruff_03.jpg

Amanda said...

Meryl Streep

lucy said...

steveD yes there is a your turn thread! it is about the red stapler office space guy!!!!

aqua-woman . said...

Sanaa Lathan. It all started when she tried to make a move on Jay-Z.

SteveD said...

I must have lost it amongst Himmm installments and ads. Okay, I'm going to burn down the building.

Krispyc said...

It’s true!!! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer a$$hole!!

http://deadline.com/2018/03/nickelodeon-tv-series-producer-dan-schneider-part-ways-1202353698/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Lyla said...

One of her daughters - Rumi or Blue

beebopcowboy said...

@Krispyc

OMG OMG OMG. DOUBLE GOOD NEWS TODAY!

1) the one you posted, ped0 Dan Schneider being fired from Nickelodeon (also, I dont think Sumner Redstone is dead yet so....!!!!)

http://deadline.com/2018/03/nickelodeon-tv-series-producer-dan-schneider-part-ways-1202353698/

2)

KEITH RANIERE HAS BEEN CHARGED W/SEX TRAFFICKING! (the head of that cult w/alison mack and bankrolled by the heiress of seagram). found and arrested in mexico on U.S. warrant and in court tomorrow to be formally charged in fort worth after being extradited from mexico

https://apnews.com/5792b1ec7c0446629dcd7e13aaf5025d/Secretive-group%27s-leader-charged-with-sex-trafficking

Kennis Powell said...

Jay z side chick.

Gerard said...

There's some horsepower to CDAN I like

Cran Grape said...

I knew I'd find an answer here.😁😁😁

gretchen fonseca said...

Christy Teigen

alicecorrine said...

who cares,,,

TBM said...

Looks like someone gotta change his username to SchneiderisNow

Geeljire said...

+100

Geeljire said...

We don’t have a list of everyone who was invited to the after-party, but we do know that several celebrities went the concert, like Rihanna, James Franco, French Montana, Queen Latifah, and the rapper G-Eazy. Two actresses who definitely attended? Sara Foster, who came with celebrity jewelry designer Jen Meyer, and Sanaa Lathan, who sat with French Montana during the show. Just two names to consider. Thank you, Tiffany Haddish!

JAMES FRANCO

R Bee said...

Dan S gone from Nick!

Geeljire said...

Now a Very Special Episode of "That Obnoxious Tiger and the Hollywood Fanfiction Forum":
The power that removed Dan Schneider is real.
People like Schneiderisnext, and very much specifically him, make that happen.
Please don't doubt people making such claims here.
It's only the beginning, after all.

Guesser said...

How about Schneider is toast?

MrsTea said...

These comments are hilarious

beebopcowboy said...

@ Geeljire

+10000

beebopcowboy said...

bryan singer et al.... PLS BE NEXT

nonyabusiness said...

nick has cut ties with dan schneider...time's up!

T Tnt said...

Me too!

rosie riveter said...

Wait what??
I stepped outside to smoke a joint and just got back to read this!!
Holyshit WE'RE HERE!!
see, @beebopcowboy! Wasn't that you that was so bummed and discouraged all the time?? You sounded so sad Like it would never happen, but here it is, THE BEGINNING OF THE END!

beebopcowboy said...

@rosie

I hope so!!!!

bryan singer and geffen honestly would be the holy grail, but MAN OH MAN Im glad this is the beginning of the end Finally for schneider!

nonyabusiness said...

i'm incredibly happy this is happening, but there's still SO many paedophiles, molesters and rapists in hollyweird that are being shielded as i type this... all because because they bring in both money/great ratings for television shows and films. what's sad is that it took this long for it to happen-- well over a decade for this disgusting, vile, fat, sloppy sack of shit to be fired by nick. i believe the only reason they did it now is because of movements like time's up and #metoo. had they not come around, i genuinely believe they would've kept schneider and never said a thing about his abhorrent behavior. i bet they would have kept paying people off to keep them quiet, making them sign ndas, threatening their careers, etc. how can one industry be so full of corrupt people is beyond me. it is a cesspit where the worse people seem to gather and sell their souls for money and fame. i know there are good people in the entertainment industry, but they seem to be/are few and far in between.

MissDe said...

I just don't even know that I believe this at all lol another concocted story from those two. Pay haddish to spread it and get everyone all riled up.

McLurky said...

Here I am strolling down memory lane with Himmmm whilst schneiderisNOW is happening. Dear Tiffany Haddish, don't let those washed up has beens hitch their custom maybach wagon to your white hot bright star.

beebopcowboy said...

just saw that they moved up the queen film Bohemian Rhapsody to nov. 2nd instead of xmas released date. I get fox really wants malek to be oscarbait w/freddie mercury cosplay BUT - isnt Bryan Singer going to be credited as director no matter what?

DGA section:
[Notwithstanding the provisions of Paragraph 7-502, a Director who is replaced after directing ninety percent (90%) but less than one hundred percent (100%) of the scheduled principal photography of any motion picture shall be the Director of the film entitled to all the post-production creative rights set forth in this Article 7, unless (a) the Director was primarily responsible for causing the motion picture to be “over budget” or (b) the substituting Director was required to direct more than ten percent (10%) of all principal photography for the picture. Reshooting initial photography due to faulty negative caused by technical problems shall not be included in the computation of the ten percent (10%). The Employer may not schedule additional photography to avoid the express intent of this provision and has the burden of proving the necessity of such additional photography.

A Director who has directed one hundred percent (100%) of the scheduled principal photography of a motion picture may not be replaced except for gross willful misconduct.]

a beautiful virago named hope said...

Hopefully what he did will fall under gross willful misconduct.

LizRoseRowe said...

Lassie?

John Doe said...

Bey didn't pay her coke bill, and her dealer got angry.

Zeroh Tollrants said...

I guess it was some cat fight over the camel w/Lathan or Henson, because I don't see Iron Mike Tyson's name on that guest list...

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