Monday, July 21, 2008

Lil Scrappy Stabbed - Shaggy Safe


Apparently there is a rapper name Lil Scrappy and he was involved in a stabbing in some kind of fight in Atlanta on Friday night. I guess the fight part is kind of redundant if you think about it. I mean I guess he could have been just out to eat somewhere, and felt really full and decided that a good stabbing was just what he needed after a good meal. Anyway, even though he is the one who allegedly brought the knife to the party, he was the one who ended up getting stabbed, and arrested. Not really a good way to begin the weekend. I mean I know Atlanta traffic sucks, but getting stabbed just to avoid it kind of seems a bit much.

Anyway, I had no idea there was a rapper named Lil Scrappy. From the name I guess we are all to presume that somewhere in the world there is a Big Scrappy. I can only hope there is a Scooby. I know there is a Shaggy, but don't think there is a Daphne or Velma, although I wouldn't be surprised if there were a pair of female rappers somewhere in the world with those monikers. Come to think of it what were the names of them women in En Vogue?

I honestly can't keep track of all the names. There are just way too many and it seems to me as if they all have the prefix Lil'. I don't know that I would want to be called Lil'. Oh sure, if you are a kid that kind of fits, but if you become famous it is kind of hard to drop the Lil' I mean you don't see Lil Wayne all of a sudden running around screaming "Just call me Wayne dammit." It doesn't happen.

I mean there are lots of Waynes. Wayne Newton, Wayne Brady, John Wayne, and if you don't have spell check you even have the Wayneons Brothers. Kind of a stretch I know, but I bet you didn't think I could go this long talking about a stabbing that no one outside of the families really care about.

8 comments:

mooshki said...

"...but I bet you didn't think I could go this long talking about a stabbing that no one outside of the families really care about."

Did you get lucky last night, Enty? You're in very good humour today. :)

Ayesha said...

What all these fuckwit rappers are getting wrong is that "Li'l" is a contraction of "Little", therefore the apostrophe comes BEFORE the final "l". It's like spelling the contraction for "it is" as "its'".

Whatever. No one cares.

mooshki said...

Ayesha - believe me, there are plenty of other passionate grammarians out there. :) My pet peeve is their/there/they're, but I generally try not to throw stones since my grammar ain't always the goodest.

Unknown said...

...and you know that Atlanta is a hot spot for those in the down-lo...

Lynne said...

Ooooh, Widdle Scwappy is soooooo scawy when he's mad dogging the camewa. Mommy!!!!!

Sinjin said...

I for one don't give a damn about rappers, or their stupid poses/faces. CDAN is/was one of the only places I'm not subjected to that, as well as the folks here actually know how to spell and think, which is why I'm here every day and haven't been to TMZ in many months.

Binky Melnik said...

Was "Wayneons Brothers" supposed to be the Wayans Brothers? (And for god's sake, please don't lump them in with trash like L'il Scrappy, and DMX, and Fiddy, and whoever else is being a POS today). That family WORKS for their money.

trashtalker said...

Rut-roh! Looks like twubble! Heee-HE-he-he-he!

binkym - "Him have 15 jobs, and I tink I love he!"

I think Lil Bow Wow successfully dropped the Lil. Not that Bow Wow is an especially cool name, but ya know. Baby steps.

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