Monday, July 21, 2008

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which newly married diva recently went bananas after reading flirty text messages from her new hubby's ex on his BlackBerry? She locked him out of their (her) house for two nights. Memo to ladies everywhere: If you don't want to know, don't start snooping.

26 comments:

hromaki said...

has to be mariah, no?

Jackson Griffith said...

Yeah. Pretty obvious it's Butterfly Dogwhistle.

mooshki said...

Ha, default value is "Diva" = Mariah.

Unknown said...

Mariah all the way

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi. And the ex is Selita, right? Duuuuuh.

Although I might be the only human being on the planet -- and, admittedly, I'm not male -- I think Selita Ebanks looks like a fish. And she's too scrawny. Eat some biscuits, girl. Get an ass.

Oh, God. Is Perez really posting on this site?

mooshki said...

Is she really so clueless that she thought he'd be faithful? Yeah, I guess with her ego she'd assume he'd be blinded to all other women after being with her.

Jackson Griffith said...

Oh, God. Is Perez really posting on this site?

That's Perez Tilton, sweetie. Reverend Perez Tilton. And, as a man of the cloth, I refuse to besmirch those lovely celebrity images with digital bukkake. Unlike that overpaid, retarded troll Mario Lavandeira, Jr.

lyz said...

what about Jessica Alba? Is she not a diva?

Jen said...

I vote Mariah...and this marriage will be over in a year.

laesmralda said...

How about "Memo to men everywhere: If you don't want to settle down, then don't get married." Easy as that, f'in bastards.

Robyn said...

It's obviously Mariah.. It's the NY Daily News, who lives in NY(and had refused to leave for gigs so that they come to her?)

mooshki said...

laesmralda, I think he chose to marry her pocketbook. :)

Unknown said...

I agree with laesmralda, but mooshki does have a point... In this case, it's pretty obvious he married the purse, and Mariah's the curse... LOL!

babyface shane said...

lmao - Butterfly Dogwhistle

catherine said...

maybe the ex is kim k now that he married a fat pocket book.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

"That's Perez Tilton, sweetie. Reverend Perez Tilton. And, as a man of the cloth, I refuse to besmirch those lovely celebrity images with digital bukkake. Unlike that overpaid, retarded troll Mario Lavandeira, Jr."

Oh, now I can tell you're not him. You're far too articulate -- Perez could never use a word like "besmirch" correctly. :-)

chcj4 said...

I believe it's Mariah, The Butterfly Diva.

vitazza said...

Mariah went apeshit on him eh!!!!

Unknown said...

Both Mariah and Jessica Alba's marraiges won't last to see either the first anniversary or, if very, very luck, the second.

The Adventures of... said...

definately Mimi Carey. I can't understand why Cannon doesn't get himself a proper fitted suit? He always looks like a kid dressing for church- not quite comfortable.

Brenda22 said...

Obviously Mimi and Nick. One of his exes, Christina Milian was on the radio once talking about how she was in East Europe shooting a movie and somehow got into his email and found that he was cheating on her. He's obviously a dog. Did Mimi think she could change him?

bionic bunny! said...

even i saw mariah, and i never know the answers to anything!

Wil said...

I sure hope Butterfly girl got a pre-nup. No .. wait .. I take that back .. hope he takes her to the cleaners! Then maybe she will go the hell away!!

what is eight past six? said...

So I'm the only person who thought it might be Jay-Z and Beyonce? Well, I just feel damn dumb now. I did know that Nick and Mariah are the obvious answer, I just forgot for a minute that it was NYDN we were talking about and was trying to think harder.

ms snarky said...

I thought this was supposed to be a blind item?

There actually are (technically) three possible answers, as noted above -

Jay Z & Beyonce
Jessica Alba & Cash
Mariah & Nick.

but no one cares about Jessica Alba, and certainly not Cash.

Beyonce has already shown that she knows how to deal with random girls going after her own personal budding billionaire.

The BI winner by default! (drum roll.....)

Mariah & Nick.
Girl doesn't like anyone trying to pet on her lap dog!!

Dick Insideu said...

¡Odio Perez Hilton como mucho, si no más, que lo hace. Deseo a la estúpida maricón que contraer el SIDA de comer Parasite Hilton's fétidas el coño y morir ya. Pero uno tiene que admitir que él construyó un infierno de una franquicia de la nada. Stupid comer mierda maricón realmente hacer algo memorable.

Y yo estoy muerto Kennedy, en vivo desde la tierra zombi. Ahora sé cómo Rosemary sintió después de su papá lobotomizada. De hecho, es un medio no está mal del cerebro dañada. Pero debo hacer perder la mamadas. Yo tal vez el cerebro dañado, pero cuando me fuera tirón durante mi baño con esponja aquí en el hospital, disparar a un cuarto de pene snot a la enfermera que me baña. I mierda a todos ustedes imbéciles. Kennedy nos han shitting imbéciles a usted por tres generaciones.

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