Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Ben Widdicombe Blind Item

Which New York fashion designer's indiscreet wife likes to tell dinner parties about the first time she had sex with her husband? Apparently the passion was so intense, he sweat his black hair dye onto the pillow.

10 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Ralph Lauren's wife Ricky?

figgy said...

Wait--there are *male* New York fashion designers who have sex with women? As opposed to just being married to them as beards?

No way.

empyrios said...

Roberto Cavalli?

sounds like topic of discussion around an Italian dinner table, lol

vitazza said...

Kelly Klein

MontanaMarriott said...

LOL@ Figgy

I always thought KC was a beard for Calvin.

I like the Roberto Cavalli guess, he and his wife look like two freaks

ardleighstreet said...

@ MontanaMarriot
Say it ain't so ,Montana. Not little Ralphie Liftshitz. Love his line but everytime I see it I think of his real last name and smile. What they are wearing is literally the Shitz!;)

whole lotto luv said...

You can sweat hair dye onto a pillow? Wouldn't a fashion designer go to a classier hairstylist than that?

Anonymous said...

lol I'd have to say that's some cheap dye. I used to use that Herbal Essences stuff and once ruined a white sofa cover after coming in from the rain.

bionic bunny! said...

lol! maybe he used that popeil spray-on dye!

i don't know what my ex-neighbor used to use, but sometimes on the weekend, his hair was normal color, usually it was black (older hispanic gentleman). he also told terrible jokes that he thought were hilarious.
gawd, i miss him!

LauraM said...

LOL! This is the most hilarious blind item I've ever read. Does Ben ever reveal his blinds? I'd love to know this one.

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