Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Jon Gosselin Parties Without His Girlfriend



I don't know much about Hailey Glassman, but what I do know is that she is a person who has probably never missed a party in her life. Ever. If you are bringing the booze or the pot, this is the woman who will be at your door first and who will stay until it's all gone. So, it was surprising to me that I read she didn't go out with Jon Gosselin when he went out partying with Christian Audigier on two separate nights over the weekend. One of the nights Jon & Christian allegedly spent $50,000 drinking. That doesn't sound like something Hailey would ever miss. Hell, they could have been drinking Colt .45 and she would have been there, especially since she would think it was a gun.

Apparently though the reason Hailey stayed home was that, according to US, she is tired of "stories about her being some slutty party girl with a history of arrests." She insists it isn't true. Well she has been arrested so that part is true and up above you can see a sample of the way she lives her life and see if the press reports, are perhaps accurate. She is going to be one hell of a role model for those kids isn't she?

43 comments:

lilbitsolo said...

Anyone that can make me actually feel SORRY for Kate Gosselin deserves to be locked away......

Mooshki said...

Personally, I'd rather be known as "some slutty party girl with a history of arrests" than as "Jon Gosselin's girlfriend." What a horrible group of people.

AnonMom said...

I am so embarrased for the kids involved in this situation by default. I mean, really.

Jon ... I know Kate was horrible, but this public display of an early midlife crisis? Come on!

shazzzba said...

ENTY PLEASE DON'T GIVE THIS SLUG ANY PRESS....

jax said...

omg this shit writes itslef! this is all so cliche..what's next? Jon gets a DUI, knocks up the GF or has to break up a girl fight when some rabid Kate fan goes apeshit on the two of them? all of the above.

i predict a fresh shiny mugshot by year's end for both of them.

RocketQueen said...

I saw that last picture yesterday. Fucking classic.

McDooks said...

This nonsense is embarrassing to watch. Idiots.

Green Wave Gal said...

she's a classy broad

canadachick said...

haha face plant.....into the plant

figgy said...

That last picture is SO. FUNNY. that I did a little spit take.

Jon & Kate: Reason # 138 why we need to protect the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. Cuz if those gays got to do it, they'd ruin "marriage."

Cheryl said...

Someone has to say it: ick, nast.

SnowCherries said...

Vomit. This is just beyond embarrassing to watch.

Lisa (original) said...

Geesh, she's aging as fast as she parties! Guess that's what whoring, drinking, and smoking all sorts of things will do to you. I'm twice her age and look younger! (No pictures à la Dorian Gray here)

littleoleme said...

This guy is a bit of a passive jerk no doubt. But I have to say way to go, run, don't look back, whatever as long as it takes him away from that shrew, c*nt, self-centered, horiffic woman called Kate. Sure, look after your kids but fuck he was married to a truly horrible wretched person.
I wonder who's behind this bad pr for Jon, hmmmm?

Anonymous said...

crying laughing at last picture - holy train wreck!

ardleigh said...

@canadachick That's what I was just laughing about face plant into a plant. Priceless.

I don't think anyone but Jon is putting himself in this situation.
As for the PR,he's his own worst enemy. All the paps have to do is aim and shoot.

La said...

Haahhhaaaa
Haaahaaaaaa
Gack.
Look at his face in that picture! He looks like a little baby! Like a 3-year-old lighting up a cigarette.
A sad balding 3-year-old.
And that picture of her w/ the two total idiots-- is possibly even worse. How embarrassing.
Have to take a shower now.

nunaurbiz said...

OK, I'm going to be the lone dissenter, but first you have to know that I have NEVER, nor do I intend to, seen or see the show involved here.

All I want to say is, the 20s is when someone should get stuff like this out of their system. By holding back, I think it shows some evolving maturity on her part that she doesn't want to perpetuate the stereotype of a party animal. So props to her.

What's sad (and I've seen this so many times) is someone acting like this well into their 30s or 40s.

ardleigh said...

And you know what they say about Colt 45. It works everytime.

Just ask Billy Dee Willams.

RocketQueen said...

lol @ ardleigh's comment! I'm going to have that jingle in my head all day. Good thing it's a gooder.

whole_lotto _luv said...

I just love how this chick poses like a badass, with her 2 white homeboys here and with the gun and her girlfriend in that photo that came out earlier. Sure, the daughter of a probably wealthy plastic surgeon has so much street cred with her buddies. I bet they all call her H-ho and bitch.

The relationship with Jon Gosselin won't last to labor day. While Gosselin may be acting like a teenager/20-something, he doesn't seem to project that gangsta image she seems interested in. Once she's been invited to a few celeb parties, she'll hook up with some rapper and drop him like a hot potato.

BigMama said...

regardless of what the marriage was like, this is rediculous to act this way when you have 8, count them 8!!!!! children! what the hell is wrong with this man! I was a single mom for 14 years with NO HELP and I didn't act this way! idiot!

figgy said...

Oh, and does he really believe she would be with him if he didn't have some dumb-ass show on TLC?

Reasons why not:
1) he's a wuss
2) he has E-I-G-H-T children
3) he has the personality of a mop head

oh, and let's not forget,
4) the man is uuuuuugly. He just is.

BigMama said...

sorry, I get a little "touchy" about such idiotic behavior. what a tool he is

jax said...

She needs a visit from the ghost of Billy Mays!

"Oxi-clean! It get's the douche out!"

nancer said...

i think he's found his soulmate. she's a drunk, just like him.

in the meantime, mom is home with his 8 kids, because that's where she has to be.

at the very least, he's shown a tremendous disrespect for his children and their mother by acting like a douchebag. he disgusts me.

jax said...

ah but don't forget nancer, she left him alone with the kids for weeks on end as reported by aunt jodi...kate would take off as many as 5 days a week.

they both suck at this point!

BigMama said...

yeah, except she was actually working. Not partying and showing the world that chasing tail is more important. Dont get me wrong, I have no love for the woman. But at least she is behaving more respectfully than he is. Having said that, she will probably show up on the next bachelorette or be seen making out with K-fed. *eww*

Anonymous said...

If she doesn't want the reputation, then she shouldn't be living up to it and showing off the photographic evidence. She DOES want to be known as That Girl, so long as no one is criticizing her for it.

BigMama said...

@BadFish - Well Said!

Lauren said...

@AnonMom...you took the words right out of my mouth. its SO sad.

gay tallywacker said...

OMG poor plant, its being assaulted!

shakey said...

I love that photo. I love it very much. My drunk photo is super tame compared to that.

Isn't there a facebook group where people can upload (their own) pics like this?

bionic bunny! said...

just to show i don't have an original thought in my head, canadachick and adrleigh TOTALLY beat me to it!
EPITOME of "face plant"!!
i love that picture so much, i think we should all use it as our avatars tomorrow!
heee!
yes, jon is acting badly. but it still doesn't make kate any less of a bitch. and if he wasn't being so stupid, we wouldn't have this wonderful, glorious picture!!

Judi said...

LOVE this last photo!! LOLOL! What a mess she is.

deity2 said...

I love how everyone judges!!!! I am a stay at home mom of twins....and yes I yell at my husband...I think "any" mother does.....We as a public, forget the magic of editing...and what sound bite a producer might want! Yes, Jon & Kate signed up for this.....from what I see....He was a whiny little wuss...no wonder why she had to treat him like a child....I mean come on...the comments soun like they are straight from ET or Access Hollywood......I will admit, I have acted like Kate....but my husband didn't go sniffing the f'in ground like an aardvark for sympathy......he did what a man is supposed to do.......agree with the wife ...and then have it out with me later on ( with no kids) about what he did or didn't like!

canadachick said...

She is what my group of friends like to refer to as a Bic Lighter....once you've used it up - you toss it away .

Lioness70 said...

She reminds me of those bennie chicks from northern NJ who hang out with their homies on the beach and get wasted in trashy Belmar or Seaside Heights clubs. Totally. Ick. Nast.

Real class act ya got there, Jon!

Green Wave Gal said...

Lioness: You totally nailed it...she's a Jersey shore girl from the early 90's! :)

Leah said...

Face meet plant.

Lioness70 said...

Can't you just see her starring in this cute little video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E

Yep, I am from NJ, and yep, I stayed FAR away from that scene. ;)

Green Wave Gal said...

Too funny. I'm from Long Island (I live in Los Angeles now) and it was a variation on the same theme there. :)

mngddess said...

TLC must be freakin' out how this show went from their huge hit show into a HUGE flaming mess. All Jon had to do was fly under the damn radar and Kate would have taken all the bad press. But no - Jon let his dick do his thinking and now he looks like the biggest ass around. I still hate Kate more, since she's directly exploits those children. Child services needs to get involved. Seriously.

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