Monday, July 13, 2009

Today's Blind Items

What sleaze ball celebutard who is a waste of space and a criminal was at a party in the past week and spotted putting something into the drink of a woman. He claimed ignorance, grabbed her drink, chugged it down and then left the party.

68 comments:

Vanessa said...

elvis presley look alike...whats his name?
The one that called Lindsay fire crotch.

Ice Angel said...

Chris Brown? Is he a celeutard?

Ice Angel said...

Vanessa-you are talking about "Fat Elvis" lookalike right? Brandon Davis.

Craig said...

Is Brandon Davis a criminal?

shakey said...

Could be Brandon Davis, but based on the hatred the writing displays, I'd say Chris Brown.

Green Wave Gal said...

Nick Hogan

Vanessa said...

yeah..Brandon Davis.

I don't think it is Chris Brown b/c he is a singer and that is why he is famous.

Isn't a celebturd someone who is famous for no reason...Brandon Davis...Paris hilton...Kim Kardasian ( i love her)...Nicole richie...the stars of the hills...etc.

silenttype said...

I would go Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild.

kathryn said...

Brandon Davis, FTW.  That guy is the definition of
celebutard.

.robert said...

Nick Hogan sounds good.

Brown is in the music industry and would described as such.

MadLyb said...

Either Greasy Bear or Brody Jenner.

Shoeaddict said...

I agree with the Nick Hogan guesses.

Cheryl said...

Nick Hogan's behind the wheel of this one.

nunaurbiz said...

As much as I hate to say this, the first person who came to mind was Sean Stewart.

Madison said...

Brandon Davis, he was arrested for DUI and was the original reason the word "celebutard" was created.

Thisisridiculous said...

I was thinking Baron Hilton don't know why, he's not really known, but I still think he's a douchebag.

leeloodallas said...

is anne hathaway's ex considered a celebutard?

leeloodallas said...

nevermind, i'm hopping on the brandon davis train.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Another vote for Nick Hogan here. Although Chris Brown and Greasy Bear Davis are both wastes of spaces, Brown doesn't fit with "celebutard" and Hogan is a more serious DUI criminal than Davis, due to him fuxing up the passenger's life.

RocketQueen said...

My first thought was Baron Hilton, but more than one have a criminal record, so who knows.

Karmen said...

Brandon Davis ftw

Thisisridiculous said...

I forgot about that fucktard Nick Hogan. I'm changing my mind and vote to him.

whole_lotto _luv said...

I wonder if after chugging down the drugged drink, the asswipe DROVE himself wherever he went after leaving the party.

pomme said...

i don't know who but you can revealed him NOW! call the police!

Missjenny619 said...

Nick Hogan. Definitely. He fits the description to a tee. What a total waste of space. There's no way a girl will ever willingly go to bed with him after what he did to his ex-friend John Graziano.

Lisa (original) said...

Isn't it a shame that we have this many guys to choose from which fit this criteria? My 1st guess was Joe Francis, or Greasy Bear (Brandon). Pig.

Idiot Watcher said...

How about Jason Wahler? Didn't he have a DUI conviction?

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure it's Joe Francis, or is he still in jail?

Princess said...

I gotta go out on a limb here and say Cris Angel.
I don't think Nick would be invited to very many parties that serve alcohol, and I think this explains how Cris was hooking up with so many famous girls in such a short period of time last year.

califblondy said...

Chriss Angel was semi-famous before he started whorring around (is whorring two Rs or one)?

I wouldn't consider Chriss or Chris Brown to be a celebutard.

Brandon Davis has been called celebutard many times. I'll jump on the greasy bandwagon...

Georgeann said...

Does anyone know who the kid in the random photos is that signed the girl's boobs? Is that the "Life of Ryan" kid...he seemed random even for random photos maybe that was a clue. Don't think he's a criminal...though I guess one could argue that he became one when he attempted to drug a girl at a party. I know that stretching it.

Does anyone else think it's weird that he chugged the drugged drink though? I mean he could have grabbed it and dumped it somewhere right? Why would anyone voluntarily drink a roofied beverage?

DrSeussical said...

Andy Dick??

He fits all of those comments, and would voluntarily Roofie himself...

Liz said...

Hi there-- first time poster, long time reader. Doesnt Brandon Davis have an older, fatter brother who has been in trouble for drugs many a time? Goes by the name "gummi bear"? He is so gross looking it would definitely take drugs to get a girl to go home w him despite the $$$. And also in response to the earlier post on why would someone drink a drugged drink...maybe they like doing drugs?

jax said...

Jason Whaler- i got an e-vite from JE to attend a party with J Whaler last week.

or Sean Stewart, he seems the type.

rachelstargirlrox said...

I like the Brandon Davis guess.
Nick Hogan is a possibility too.

rachelstargirlrox said...

I like the Brandon Davis guess.
Nick Hogan is a possibility too.

shakey said...

He probably drank it because he denied it, and wanted to "prove" he did nothing wrong.

Maybe Ent is now calling Chris Brown a celebutard because his music career has skidded to a stop.

Miss X said...

What about the other Davis brother, Jason Davis? He was in a lot of trouble for drugs and other things. Brandon seems to get some tail on his own, but Jason is fugly ass. I can totally picture him putting something in a girl's drink.

nunaurbiz said...

Andy Dick is (hopefully still) surprisingly sober.

I think Joe Francis is on house arrest while awaiting trial next month.

Lisa (original) said...

@ califblondy: One "r", whoring. :-)

Apple said...

wow just for women's safety this should be revealed. That is scary.

f said...

I vote for Joe Francis, like Silenttype et al. What a douche from hell!

David D. said...

Jason Wahler.

califblondy said...

Thanks Lisa. It's not everyday I type whoring.

What about slutting? Two Ts probably?

Erin said...

Sean Stewart was my first thought too, but I could see Greasy Bear or Nick Hogan too.

bionic bunny! said...

joe francis immediately came to mind, but i couldn't remember his name (lucky me), just his nasty, smirky face (not so lucky).
i'm going to stick w/ that guess. especially when it comes to criminal acts w/ young women.

roxy said...

Brody Jenner came to mind instantly.

Cooper's Mom said...

First person who popped into my head was Joe Frances so i'm sticking with him! Though my second would definitely be Greasy Bear. Whoever this animal is should be thrown in jail.

whole_lotto _luv said...

@califblondy: slutting with 2 t's. Whoring has 1 r, like when a party is a bore, it's boring. When pigs rut, they're rutting with 2 t's.

Barton Fink said...

Some people use GHB as a "date rape" drug -- In fact, when lawmakers made it illegal, they used allegations that it was used only to drug victims. In fact, it's a party drug as well, and someone who uses a lot of coke regularly *cough*Brandon*cough* would be able to do coke and G together. In my druggy days, it was a frequent combo. That's my only guess as to why he would drink the drugged drink, whoever *cough*Davis* he was.

Miss X said...

I think Enty made this one very obvious. He's posted many times about how much he dislikes Nick Hogan & what he did to his friend.

I'm positive this is Nick Hogan.

VelvetStaccato said...

How 'bout Rick "Scum" Salomon? Either him or greasy bear...

The Writer said...

Is Brody Jenner a criminal?

Dijea said...

I have to go with Nick Hogan on this. Enty hates him so much and I could so see him saying he was a waste of space, because he is.

Barton Fink said...

You know, the Nick Hogan guess is the only one that covers all the specifics perfectly.

PollyPureBred said...

Not Greasy Bear's brother, Gummy! Gummy seems like he's pretty messed up but very sweet. Besides, I think he's gay (for real).

I am on the Greasy wagon. That guy is a loser.

zandra said...

It's Brandon Davis - he's a sociopath and would think nothing of drugging a woman, and if confronted by men - running away. He only drank the drink in a lame attempt to defuse the situation and try to deflect what he did.

figgy said...

Either of the Davis brothers (Greasy or Gummi) is fat enough that the drug would probably hardly affect him.

But given the "criminal" description, I agree that it's Nick Hogan. What a loathsome family.

linnea said...

im with zandra. thats how i see him too

SG said...

Nick Hogan has a girlfriend and as much as I despise him and his family, Greasy Bear fits this to a tee. I don't think Nick would even have access to those kinds of drugs whereas Greasy has a history of drug problems as well as arrests and is disrespectful enough to pull something like that on a girl.

Thank god the girl realized what happened and stopped what could have been something very bad and tragic.

Katie said...

yuck. All of the aforementioned people are proof of why rich people shouldn't give their kids everything they want--they turn into asshats.

Anonymous said...

I'm going with Joe Francis.

Judi said...

Yes, Joe Francis is under house arrest until his trial starts Aug 17th.
Agree with MissX and Dijea reasoning about how Enty describing Nick Hogan this way. He hates the Davises and Jason Wahler just as much.
Hard to pick one but I agree that as a matter of public safety, this one should be revealed.

Char said...

Definitely thought Joe Francis at first, but I didn't know he was under house arrest.

Then I'm going to go with the other Davis brother, the fat one that's been arrested before, since I don't think Brandon has been. (although being that much of a dick really should be a crime).

Jasmine said...

Baron Hilton ftw...used to work for the company that owned the car that he was driving during his arrest early last year. Somehow no one found out it was actually a rental car....

ew said...

It's Nick Hogan. Brandon Davis is not known as a criminal. Definitely Nick.

FreeThinker said...

What about Jason Whaler from the Hills? He has been arrested several times.. trespassing, assault.. he was sentenced to 2 months in jail for assaulting 2 tow-truck drivers and a city employee LOL dumbass.. he was also arrested for underage drinking and resisting arrest..

memyselfandi said...

My guess is Joe Francis.

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