Monday, July 13, 2009

Jon Gosselin To Sell Ed Hardy Children's Line


It is bad enough that there is an entire group of adults wearing Ed Hardy clothes, but if Christian Audigier has his way he wants all of their kids to be wearing Ed Hardy clothing as well. Now, who could he possibly get to sell this horrid line of clothing? Well how about a guy who has his 8 kids on television every week. Jon Gosselin and his new girlfriend spent the weekend in St. Tropez which Jon pronounces Trop eez. Where in St. Trop eez did they spend the weekend? Why on Christian's yacht of course. While on board they chain smoked and looked at Hailey Glassman's guns and wondered aloud of Jon would be able to get all the kids in Ed Hardy clothing for every episode of the show.

While Jon was sunning himself and looking like an idiot in the south of France, his estranged wife was back in Pennsylvania doing weekend chores and grocery shopping. Oh, and as E! Online reported, she was wearing her wedding rings. I don't know if that is her playing the victim card, being overly optimistic or if she had some type of superglue accident and can't get them off. Here is a link to Jon and Hailey smoking. It just screams class. She is actually only 23 and looks about 40 in the picture.

24 comments:

Caroline said...

Ed Hardy is the devil. I swear to god when I lived in L.A. everyone wore that gaudy shit.

RocketQueen said...

Lol. I bet Deanna Ick. Nast. is bitter she doesn't get to keep Jon all to herself now that he's single!

Karmen said...

Jon and Kate are both douches. I don't feel bad for either one of them.

Ring on finger is clearly an invitation to pity party.

AnonMom said...

I have a very hard time believing she is only 23.

John is officially a foolio -- Ed Hardy? Come on!

SnowCherries said...

I was grossed out when I saw that picture of them on the yacht over the weekend. I know the coverage of this family is totally over-done... However, I still can't help but remember when we watched this show when it first started and he seemed like a normal, stressed out, working dad. Now he just seems like a totally self-centered douche bag.

BigMama said...

Kate is a bit high-strung (LOL), but the more I see of his behavior, I am starting to understand why. Unless this is an chicken and egg scenario. Still, he isn't exactly being the best rolemodel here.

Jen said...

I wish Madge-pie would refrain from the Hardy...she seems to favor his hats.

Liz said...

I was noticing in the pictures this weekend that Jon's 23 year old girl friend easily looks 40. Yikes. The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" comes to mind.

I, for one, will never ever buy my kids Ed Hardy clothes. Ever.

Anonymous said...

Actually everything about this entire post screams class.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

She looks like a beat down hooker in that picture.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

*The smoking pic

Anonymous said...

I keep wondering what is the attraction in this man. Not good looking and usually scowling lately. No career. The only thing he's done is donate sperm for multiple births. This is not the kind of guy I'd want to be banging.

ElsieFire said...

I am about to do something I have never done, and that is to actually sympathize with Kate. Regardless of whether she's a manipulative shrew, she ain't got her extracurricular pursuits on display for all their tacky glory.

Those kids man, those poor kids.

Cheryl said...

Yes, to what everyone else has said.

Ayesha said...

I had no idea what Ed Hardy was because no one in NYC (that I have seen, but then again, I don't go downtown too often) wears that shit.

A friend of ours dressed her daughter in a dress that had some Ed Hardy-looking shit all over it - roses and crosses and cursive writing. Terribly ugly. So I thought there already WAS a kids' line.

Ooof!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Jon may be a supreme D-bag, but I will never feel an ounce of sympathy for that shrew Kate. Too bad they split cuz they totally deserve each other.

Isabel said...

A douchebag with a douche girlfriend designing douche clothing for a douche line. Makes sense.

merrick said...

All I wanna know is How the hell did he end up in St. Tropez? Seriously .. Ed Hardy or no Ed Hardy, this man is not one of the "Beautiful people" and by the looks of her, neither is is g/f so how the hell did they rate a trip there. I swear I wanna star in my reality show and become famous for just living my day to day life, with cameras of course. Throw in a few Armenian sisters and bang, rating glory!

Moosefan said...

And Kate will be hawking a new perfume called "Pity Party"...
They both need to stop. Seriously-STOP.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Gee Christian Audigier, way to show your support for a philandering cheat of a husband. I hope nobody buys your stuff.

Alison said...

I think the weddings rings are more about trying to maintain some semblance of stability for her kids. Frankly if I were her, the sight of those rings would make me want to vomit - only the love for my kids would make me keep them on one second longer than they had to be, if I thought that was what was best for them. Martyrdom wouldn't even be a distant second.

Jon, you're a chump, buddy. I wonder if these people around him are calculating how soon they can part this fool from his money? Stay classy!

Lisa said...

Congratulations Jon, you've just become the king of the douchebags!

I know there are(original & unoriginal) Lisa's out there already, but I'm slow and don't know how to change my name. Sorry!

ardleigh said...

I just don't see his appeal. The new girlfriend reminds me of Heidi Fleiss before all the drugs.

Megan said...

I believe in a People's Magazine interview with Kate, she said she was keeping her ring on so her children wouldn't be upset. I agree with a previous poster. Looking at that ring would make me sick to my stomach if I were her.

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