You Might Want To Get Divorced First
This is just a friendly word of advice. Prior to getting married to someone it is always wise to actually divorce your current wife. You know, the wife you are living with. In Peru, a man was about to get married in a mass wedding. He had just been interviewed on Peruvian television and said how much he loved his fiance'. About two seconds later his current wife and her aunt proceeded to give him a beat down while his fiance' watched. Good times.
