Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Dane Cook Has A New Girlfriend - Still Not Funny


Hey look. Julianne Hough must want to be a movie actress now. How do I know this? She is dating Dane Cook. When she was a nobody on Dancing With The Stars she started dating as many high profile guys as possible to get noticed. That worked. Then she decided she wanted to be a country singer so started dating Chuck Wicks to go on tour with him. She got that and dumped him. She tried dating Jared Followill of Kings Of Leon, but I'm guessing he saw through her and dumped her. Now Julianne wants to be an actress. Hello Dane Cook. The pair have been spotted around town together for the last two weeks or so and guess what? It looks like Dane might have a part in his new movie for Julianne. I don't know what the Hough parents taught their kids or told their kids when they were growing up, but Derek is the exact same way. Derek dated a dancer to get himself more known his first season. Then he dated Shannon Elizabeth to get a little more publicity and now, he has his eyes set on Cheryl Cole. Forget The Duggars, it is the Hough siblings that are taking over the world.

28 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Dammit.
I know I'm in the minority here, but I'm 34 and I like Dane Cook. His Vicious Circle stuff makes me laugh just thinking about it.
I don't like her for him. Well, I don't like her for anyone, really.

Pookie said...

eeep, that low-budget hustler mentality is a shame. she's a cute girl...who obviously doesn't believe she can succeed by her own merits. users suck.

von said...

I can't stand her or her brother.

Ice Angel said...

Julianne is GORGEOUS!!! Why does she need a man to get where she wants to go? She actually has a really nice singing voice as well.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

You'd think that if you wanted to be an actress, you'd hang out with an actor and not Dane Cook. Weird

jax said...

are you sure she doesn't want to be an overgrown, unfunny, frat boy douchebag?

childeroland said...

Yeah, I don't get this either. She's extremely fine and she can dance. What's Dane Cook going to do for her? Is he really getting his own projects greenlit now after that awful Jessica Alba film?

Maja With a J said...

She's so ANNOYING! I can't stand interviews with her and her "bubbly personality". I'm all for being positive and happy, but it has to be real.

palealebrew10 said...

She is very beautiful, but wreaks of fakeness. Dating Dane Cook for a movie...come on now, Julianne. Guess she couldn't find a more well-established sucker.

Stephen said...

Isn't she already cast as Ariel in the new Footlose (another remake that shouldn't be done). If she does a decent job won't that get her in more doors than Dane Cook?

KiKi said...

I have some friends who work on the Dancing With The Stars crew. They have told me that Julianne and Derek are TERRIBLE people who are only out for themselves. They will use anyone for their own personal gain. Stephen, I also read that when she went for her audition for Ariel, she obviously can't act. At. All.

figgy said...

Eh, isn't this how it's been done for countless would-be actresses through the years?

He sets my gaydar off big-time.

@Kiki, more details please!

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Anonymous said...

I can't stand Dane Cook.

lmnop123 said...

"Forget The Duggars, it is the Hough siblings that are taking over the world."

Bite your tongue Enty and thank God, at least these two haven't started procreating.

Green Wave Gal said...

What dancer did Derek date?

KiKi said...

their nickame on DWTS is "The Golddiggers". And, Julianne is the worst one! My "dar" goes off major on Derek AND Mark. Let me make a call and see if I can find out anything.

angelina said...

Thank you Von, agreed. And although I try to stay away from anything they're involved in--now I have to see her pimply mug on Proactiv commercials

Daveb said...

Why do I remember a blind about some breakout star from DWTS attending their first big Hollywood shindig and asking the person next to them to point out any of the men who were rich or famous. Julianne Hough was the popular guess. I hope it wasn't true but whenever I hear her name that's the first thing that pops into my head.

Maja With a J said...

Dave, that blind was revealed, and yes, it was her.

Shmooey said...

But why are these "famous" people dating them? These two are far from lookers.

figgy said...

@Shmooey, are you kidding? They're gorgeous, both of them. Shallow twits, but purdy.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: every time I see them I laugh and laugh to think of how she dropped Mormonism and her fiancee like a hot potato at the first taste of fame.

And the fact that Apolo OhYes refused her advances makes me love him all the more.

selenakyle said...

Product placement much? in that photo.

Shmooey said...

@Figgy: No, I'm totally serious. I guess the girl isn't ugly, but she doesn't do it for me. And as for her brother, his nostrils and eyebrows are scary, and I thought he was gay. I am quite surprised to read here that he's been dating women.

Shmooey said...

@Figgy: I am off to google "Apolo OhYes"...

Lexi said...

You are so right about Derek and Julianne.Do country music fans fall for her act? She has a southern accent when she was raised in Utah and London? Derek has decided to sleep his way to fame. Both of them use people as stepping stones. It doesn't matter how good they can dance both of them are fake. I am sick of them both!

mooshki said...

LMAO, Jax!

Meg said...

@RocketQueen - I've liked all his stuff except his latest cd. Wasn't as funny as the earlier stuff.

I'm not sure dating Dane Cook is the way she wants to go if she wants to move up in the movie world though. I think most of his movies have bombed.

Isn't she in the new Footloose? Did they ever make that movie?

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