Friday, March 05, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

You didn't think we forgot about one of our yummy Blind Vice favorites, did you? No, not Toothy Tile, but third time's the charm for Nevis Divine. He's back and skankier than ever!

Nevis, the undeniably sexy hunk with a bisexual past, has had a few serious and not-so-serious relationships recently.

Only problem? He can't decide whether his beard or ex-boyfriend is the perfect fit for him...

Introducing Barrington Bang-Me, an equally charming fellow, as well as an ex to the simply sinfully delicious Mister Divine.

Barrington is the same boyfriend Nevis was holding hands with and introducing around to Industry folks at a swanky party not too long ago. No shame for this boy-on-boy love story! That is, until N.D. started to get ├╝ber-famous, leaving his less recognizable beau in the dust.

Sounds eerily like Toothy and Grey Goose, except Nevis and Barrington are far more open about their still-ongoing relaysh. Probably a good thing, too, don't you think? With that much booze, dope and nice donk involved?

Yes, B & N are certainly still doing it on the down low, which makes us question whether Nevis' leading lady is getting in on some threesome action. Or if she's just totally cool with her boy's wandering eye.

We're told it's the latter. 'Cause one thing's for sure: Nevis and Barrington aren't hiding from said girlfriend. Oh no, Nevvy will still screw whoever he wants, blurring all kinds of gender barriers.

And clearly, Nevis is headed for rehab, eventually. Wonder which babe he'll choose once his head clears up?

And It Ain't: Austin Nichols, Paul Wesley, Ed Westwick

27 comments:

Ice Angel said...

Isn't this the guy who is dating Renee Z?

Ice Angel said...

Bradley Cooper...that's it!

princessd said...

as much as I love me some coop I think its him too.....

0 said...

I'm on the Cooper train for this one.

And one of these days I'm sending Casablanca an invoice for all the headache medicine I've had to purchase due to reading his items. Eesh!

Enny said...

Didn't Ted say in an earlier blind that Nevis is foreign-born? So, since BC was born in Philly, I would assume he is not Nevis.

mingreader said...

Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Tom Sutrridge?

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blog hopper said...

I"m guessing it's someone on the CW, since all 3 of the AIA's are on that network.

figgy said...

No question--Bradley Cooper. It says his beard is a "leading lady," which Renee is.

How about him further outing Jake as Toothy? With Austin Nichols, widely thought to be Grey Goose, in the "and it ain't"s.

Icecat said...

Still don't get these.. but I agree the more I read the blind, the more I think that yes, this could be BCoop!

He sure got uber famous really quick!

Green Wave Gal said...

I'm not denying it, but how does Bradley Cooper fit with the And it Ain'ts? They are all TV and younger...

RocketQueen said...

I think this is popularly thought to be R. Pattinson, but that doesn't really make sense since Ted goes on and one about how what Rob and Kristin (barf) have is "real". I guess it could still be him given this blind.
And yes, Nevis is supposedly foreign-born.

MnGddess said...

Jimmy crack corn and I DON'T CARE... I swear Ted's on drugs.

Carte Blanche said...

From Blind Items Exposed:

* List of eliminated 1/20/09 - Robert Buckley, Corbin Bleu, Penn Badgley, John Mayer, Daniel Radcliffe, Zac Efron, Shia LeBeouf, Justin Bartha, Bradley Cooper, Simon Baker, Kevin Connolly, Matt Dallas, Dwayne Johnson, Gerard Butler, Kellan Lutz, Chace Crawford, Hugh Jackman, Viggo Mortensen, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Ed Westwick, Emile Hirsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Hugh Grant, Diego Luna, James Franco, Tom Sturridge, Ben Barnes, George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Will Smith, Jim Sturgess, James McAvoy, Stephen Moyer, Ryan Kwanten, Ryan Reynolds, Edward Norton, David Boreanaz, Sebastian Stan, Olivier Martinez, Michael Cera, Eric Bana, Hayden Christensen, Mike Myers, Alex O'Loughlin, Keanu Reeves, Joshua Jackson, Hugh Jackman, Channing Tatum, Colin Farrell, Austin Nichols, Rodrigo Santoro, Ryan Gosling, Jude Law, Daniel Radcliffe.

Popular Guesses: Rob Pattinson, Orlando Bloom

jess said...

I agree @GreenWaveGal, these are young guys (mid 20's) so I don't get the relation except Austin Nichols a.k.a Grey goose...It could be Robert Pattinson and the phrase "I hate vaginas" and he's sort of dating Kristen BUT because he's bisexual he can still fall for his beard

Tenley said...

Does Ted do blinds about anyone else other than Toothy Tile, Nevis Divine, and whatever name he made up for Linsay Lohan?

Missy said...

This isn't Bradley. He's Hairy Topher Tuchus.

kathrynnova said...

I love the Ted C! ....but i have no clue as to who this is....

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sunnyside1213 said...

Wonder if it is BC? Would Renee be that cool about it?

Funny Girl said...

Why can't this be Hayden Christensen?

Jaiden_S said...

I think it's RPatz. Rumor has it that Kristin Stewart is bi herself. Makes sense to me.

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Char said...

Pretty sure Hayden Christensen has been basically confirmed as a different Ted blind. Can't remember which name is him though.

canadachick said...

i dont' think its Coooper - haven't heard any Rehab rumours about him.

Dr Spaceman said...

Holy crap could he have made this more obvious?
Bradley cooper was rumoured to have had a relationship )or at least an encounter) with Victor Garber from Alias. Google search "Brad Cooper Victor Garber".

Ok, so Victor Gerber made an appearance on an episode of Will and Grace (Saving Grace Again, Part 2) where he played the Cocoa Devil and his catchphrase was "Its sinfully delicious!". Ted says Sinfully Delicious in his fourth paragraph.

ItsAJ said...

***ENTY ADDS AN UPDATE***

"Now, the hint. This hint is actually from Ted C's blind item from March 5. Last week I got an e-mail from one of my friends who is a reporter at a tabloid that said only this:

Ted C. Blind Item
He neglected to mention the V.D."

From here: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/03/todays-blind-items-and-clarification.html

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