Monday, May 24, 2010

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which skinny starlet has a new party trick to impress her rich showbiz pals with? She has flunkies fill salt shakers with cocaine and dots them around the dinner table for guests to sprinkle on their canapes...

20 comments:

shakey said...

Not sure, but "rich showbiz pals" sounds like she's well-connected.

Barton Fink said...

I hate to say the obvious, but that would taste horrible. Just shoot up, you idiots!

Anonymous said...

I have no clue what cocaine tastes like, but this does not seem like an appealing thing to me.

angie said...

that's original.

Julie said...

from what i hear cocaine just tastes like... well numb.

Cheryl said...

That's what I thought Julie. Your mouth would be all numb, but what do I know?

sunnyside1213 said...

I agree with Barton. Much more bang for the buck if you shoot up.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Who has that kind of money to pull off a joke like that?

evergrey said...

For some reason i'm thinking Ebola virus for this. Has the means, totally skinny/scrawny and trying to impress the real showbiz stars (which she wishes she was instead of being famous for sex tape).

Beth said...

Don't have a clue as to who this is, but let me get this straight: she is essentially doping guests with an illegal substance without their knowledge. Nice.

Can't wait for the reveals--I hope this is one of them.

Icecat said...

You don't really want to eat on coke.. I just don't get it.. WHY??
and STUPID!!!!

selenakyle said...

It would make the food taste like kerosene.

Better goddamn well not ruin MY good coke with food, or vice-versa. Yecchhh. The two simply do not mix.

Ms.Leigh said...

obviously she's tying to mask the fact that she's a terrible cook.

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Ms.Leigh said...

o/t so sorry for the multiples today. i don't get what's up with my pc :/

sprinkles said...

@Beth~

This isn't an Enty blind so it won't be part of his reveals.

Podbaydoor said...

Since this is from the Daily Mirror, I'm guessing Keira?

lollydarling said...

MsLeigh, that had me laughing. Very funny.

LauraM said...

Posh Spice?

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