Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Joe Jonas & Demi Lovato Were A Couple?


Am I the only person on the damn planet who didn't believe the whole Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato thing? When I look through every blog and tabloid today it looks like the entire world has bought into the split of the couple which means they must have bought into the relationship in the first place.

On what grounds would you buy into the relationship? It was for their concert tour and that whole Camp Rock crap thing they were doing. It gave them publicity and a breakup gets them more. A couple of times during the "relationship" they had one or the other tell someone in the press about how wonderful it was but they never did anything relationshipy. Yeah, I know that isn't a word, but this was all just crap.

Demi Lovato date a Jonas? Seriously? Do you know how hard it must have been for her to fake it? Demi doesn't really fit into the Jonas type world. Not her style. I guess the deal was she gets to look like the heartbroken one and Joe the a-hole for breaking up with her on the phone, although she says it wasn't over the phone.

The "relationship" did what it was supposed to do. You still think it was real? Fine. Think what you want, but before you drink the rest of the Kool-Aid, read this from Demi's Twitter.

"I'd like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn't over the phone. Things didn't work out but we'll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans. Just thought you guys should know this."

Really sounds heartbroken doesn't she? Oh, and her tour with the Jonas Brothers starts July 27th.

21 comments:

Terri said...

I don't know these people, but he really should play one of Vinny Chase's brothers or something on Entourage.

chopchop said...

I didn't believe this for a second. I still think he's the answer to the blind that is paying off his ex-gf to keep quiet about his gay tendencies.

It was awfully convenient that Demi & Joe announced their fauxlationship right when they had that idiotic single coming out, an appearance on American Idol, a summer tour and the new Camp Rock movie. But see I'm able to figure things like this out, unlike Demi's fans whose average age is about 10.

weezy said...

I think his management may have broken them up by fax notice to her, or something. There's a BI out today making it pretty clear that she's been partying quite a bit -- and not in a Jonas Bros. kind of way. She'd just be a liability to their brand.

sunnyside1213 said...

That is an interesting take on their "relationship" weezy. More like a business deal IMHO.

Lioness70 said...

This story broke right after that BI about the hard partying tweener starlet. Most of CDAN thought it was Demi Lovato:

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/03/todays-blind-items.html

I think this shit was an arrangement put together by the Disney pimps and the Jonas parents to whitewash her image. The sham didn't last long!

jess said...

It doesn't look real at all.

Julie said...

didn't Joe get some girl pregnant with twins?
and one of them has a hardcore drug problem?

Icecat said...

Never believed it for a second.

Seachica said...

No way were they a real couple. Real couple do things together other than photo ops. If it were real, someone Demi's age would be pouting and finding a way not to do the tour with her ex-boyfriend.

Meg said...

No, I didn't believe it. Nor do I listen to eithers music so...i really don't care what these people do.

Lauren said...

agree with lioness. the jona's brother's parents manage demi. after all the rumors of her partying and having issues, it comes out that she's dating joe. its just some good press for her. i wonder why they didn't continue it through the summer tour and then break up?

HannahPalindrome said...

Who is Demi Lovato? Singer?

kilda said...

Lauren,
The opinion I've heard is they didn't continue the faux-relationship through the tour because Demi is still partying hard and not being discreet. Plus Joe didn't seem to be trying very hard to make anyone believe the relationship, it seems like he wanted out.

Unknown said...

@Julie, one of his twin babies has a hardcore drug problem already? man, they're starting younger all the time now. ;-P

So what--are ALL of the Jonas brothers gay or something??

Cheryl said...

I thought Joe was they gay one. I'm not sure who is who. I think they should replace the married one with the Bonus Jonas who dates the Mini-Cyrus and make it a Menudo type situation.

RocketQueen said...

Nah Enty, you're not the only one. Ted C basically came right out and called this relationship fake the second it was announced. Their ridiculous statements about "being in love with their best friend!" just made it all the more ridiculous. It bothers me that they fool their young fans with this bullshit.

cibele said...

I always think all the relationships involving Joey and Nick Jonas, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner fake. Maybe if someday Joey dates Taylor Lautner I will believe this shit.

Selock said...

I'm a biiig Joe Jonas fan....and I've paid plenty of attention to the family band over the past few years. And there is definitely NO WAY there was anything real to this thing...totally out of character for both of them.

I see you're partial to Demi, Enty, and I like her too...but she was more than happy to play the part of girlfriend. And she is deeply entwined in that family, with the Jonas father managing her (maybe not for much longer? If she's smart...he's a terrible manager). She laid her "love" on incredibly thick while Joe barely said a word. She's seems perfectly happy to do whatever she is told to do, and turn on a dime. I think she's really talented, but she seems to lack any scruples whatsoever, and I find that as creepy as any Jonas traits. Especially given the rumor she's apparently sleeping with Wilmer Valderrama and one of her managers. Gross, but whatever she's just a certain type of normal teen, and I do like her.

Joe was the one who seemed uncomfortable with everything. His passive aggressiveness about that had to be at least somewhat underneath why they had to call it off. He was an aggressively shitty fake boyfriend. LOL.

Anyway, love him. The family is weird, but he has always been a sweet & cool kid and I think/hope he'll redeem himself one day.

Selock said...

@weezy His father = one of her management team. So he probably WAS the one to let her know she could turn it off.

@Lioness70 @Lauren I agree it was done primarily for Demi's image...but I think when Joe began to realize it was making him look like a creeper, and reflecting more upon questions about his sexuality than anything, he was done. (I don't think he's hiding anything...but he doesn't seem partial to the active lying thing...) He was obviously getting more screwed over and they had to kill it.

@Julie Ummm...no, that woman on the radio was a psycho.

@RocketQueen If you think it's sad the way young fans are fooled, you should hear some of the mother/adult fans talk. Soulcrushing.

Okay, done.

Sorry,it's so rare I get to contribute to a post I know things about. Sad it's the Jonases, I know.

The Cocoanut Grove said...

Joe is the gay one, right?

Leah said...

I have no idea why anyone over the age of 14 gives a hoot.

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