Monday, May 24, 2010

Stupid Criminals Part 34


Do you remember last year when I posted the mug shot photos of the two men arrested who had used magic marker on their faces to appear as if they had beards? Well, I really didn't think anyone could get more stupid, but I was wrong. Anthony Gonzales burglarized a house last week in Colorado and forgot to cover his tattoo. Witnesses had no problems picking the guy out of a lineup.

18 comments:

Death is not a joyride. said...

Lip tattoos: for people who too busy "hustling" to grow facial hair.

Mrs.M5 said...

holy cow...i would love to be there the day he wakes up and realizes that maybe that tattoo wasn't such a great idea...oh to be a fly on the wall

Shmooey said...

What if he moved to the West side?

nancer said...

yeah, i see how he could forget about that tattoo.

Jess said...

Such a dumb man.

delilah said...

lol Schmooey!

Mrs.M5 said...

hahaha Shmooey!

Caroline said...

why so sad, girl?

biggirl1988 said...

Schmooey that was hysterical!

Sporky said...

The little soul patch underneath does add some artistry to it...

sunnyside1213 said...

How drunk or high was he when he got that?

shakey said...

Perhaps he was made fun of for not being able to grow a real mustache.

Gretchen said...

I too LOLed at Shmooey!

Reminds me of a friend's son who had a tattooed FOREhead. You've pretty much opted out of the labor market when you do that. Doofi.

Shmooey said...

He must have thought:

"I'll just grow a moustache and goatee and no one will ever know... It's GENIUS! Mwahahahaaaa!!!..."

Robert said...

You should check out this video on Youtube: "Guy Gets Glasses Tattooed On His Face." Some are saying it's fake, some say it's real, but talk about "opting out of the labor market!" Incredible.

ChasingHeaven said...

I find this pic inspiring for my upcoming reader photo submission. CDAN across my top lip!

Momster said...

I had forgotten about the men who used magic marker on their faces. That was classic.

RocketQueen said...

That is the fucking stupidest tattoo I've ever seen. In fact, I'm posting this on facebook in my album of "stupid and funny things I've seen".

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