Friday, October 01, 2010

Vanessa Lemonjello And Nick Lachey Like Showering Together

Apparently Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are big fans of showers. For some reason, Parade interviewed Vanessa. I'm not sure the reason why. Maybe her publicist did enough favors where she got one free. You know, like the cards they used to have at Subway. Give me ten good celebrities and then you can pick one. So, Vanessa is in Parade.

Anyway, she tells the magazine that she and Nick shower together at least twice a day. No sex though. "We shower, honestly, at least twice a day. We shower in the morning and we shower at some point during the day or before bed. It's so funny because we've turned it into an intimate time for each other. We both have our own shower heads so we just talk while we're soaping up and doing our hair. It's not a sexual thing and it's not a romantic thing, it just becomes an intimate thing. You're in your full form, so to speak, and you're vulnerable and we just both let our guard down. I've had some of my most intimate conversations with him in the shower."

Are there more showers in addition to these two they do individually? Oh, maybe they are going to turn into that Seinfeld episode where Kramer wants to live in his shower. She says that Nick sings in the shower but he still does things to warm up his voice before he sings. Hey Nick, it is not a concert, you are in the shower. It's ok if you are a little pitchy. You know, Nick would not have been a bad choice for American Idol.

Vanessa also says she has no desire to do a reality show. Uh huh. That is just because no one has asked. If MTV comes out with their checkbook, Vanessa will be the first to sign. Do you really think she would say no to a show?


Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Great. Lots of couples do lots of intimate things together that aren't sex, but no one wants to hear about them. Keep them intimate, you know?

Based on that, I think that's her way of letting people know she would be interested. I mean, if you're willing to share that in an article, what else would you be willing to share?


Cheryl said...

Showering together is overrated.

RocketQueen said...
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RocketQueen said...

Oh please. This reeks of Will & Jada trying to convince us of the heat of their relationship. Boring.

Unknown said...


A post bitching about two relatively normal people's shower habits.

Can guarantee that they don't care enough about you or your shower habits to comment if you took out an ad in Times Square.

Sad. Raise the bar or give it up.

Attack away if you want, I won't be back to read it.

MacVixen said...

Why is there so much hate towards these two, Vanessa in particular? And what's with the Lemonjello thing - is it just supposed to be funny? Just curious.

delilah said...

someone wake me up when it gets interesting.

Patty said...


lanasyogamama said...

Her IMDB is pretty pathetic and his is worse.

mooshki said...

What a waste of water!

Char said...

What do these two do for money? Shouldn't they get jobs or something?


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