Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Random Photos Part Three - Ready To Wear Week - Paris

When I think of ready to wear, I think of clothes that are ready to wear. Most of the clothes so far this week have been just that, but there are also some designers who don't get out much.

Umm, I think there are some pieces missing. Imagine this on Project Runway and tell me if any judge would like it. There was also a version that did not cover the breast. You know, in case you run into anyone who wants to nurse.
Ready for Lady GaGa maybe. Or James And The Giant Peach.
Let me know when you see someone wearing this.
For those of you who are true Twilight fans.
So Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman can drive the tabloids to a frenzy.
Just in case you spill something on your host's tablecloth you brought an extra.
Going to a protest? Need some sandwich boards? This dress has you covered.
For the pregnant bride.
I just hate those pants and don't see why anyone wants to wear diaper pants.
For kindergarten teachers.
For sex education teachers.
Looks ok from the front huh?

24 comments:

MISCH said...

Ugh !

mum said...

I know nothing about fashion, but love Project Runway. I would LOVE to see the judges critique these!

not on my dollar said...

I love the twilight dress and like the kindergarten teacher outfit.

Karmen said...

"Let me know when you see someone wearing this."

I could easily see Mischa Barton wearing this. Or LiLo. Or any starlet train wreck for that matter.

chopchop said...

The second one looks like Peaches & Cream Barbie! She was my favorite, along with Crystal Barbie. The bling on that one was sublime!

K said...

"Looks okay from the front, huh?"

.......No, not really. Not even compared to the stuff above it, LOL.

Robert said...

I swear, these runway models must be inwardly rolling their eyes as they don these outfits, then grit their teeth and think, "It's a paycheck!" as they do their own Walk of Shame.

pomme said...

emmmm! it's just awful or very lady Caca

califblondy said...

I'd love to hear Nina Garcia and Michael Kors' comments on this crap. Michael hates a droopy crotch.

Anotheramy said...

Those girls need to have something to eat.

Anonymous said...

Tell me who in hell would wear these things.

RocketQueen said...

Agree Robert.

I'd love to read a review of a show like this where it basically reads: "Is this designer taking the piss or what?"

MCH said...

Enty: Your fashion quotes crack me up.

Melody the First said...

Some of those look like that "make stuff with duct tape" girl has gone into fashion design ... in a very bad way.

audieh_1 said...

What a waste of material and time--all to stroke some egotistical designer who thinks he is doing the world of fashion and women a favor by creating something so completely and utterly ridiculous.

GladysKravitz said...

LOL at the Aladdin Night of 1,000 poopy diaper pants. My god, there's not a single item of clothing in this post that is wearable. Pity the woman who's so insecure that she buys any of this. Makes me want to get my Levi's and Berkenstocks and head to Berkeley.

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Ms.Leigh said...

i can appreciate art, but calling any of this "ready" for anything is laughable. ready for an acid trip? ready to stumble into traffic thanks to all this effing chiffon, mayyybe.

are these outfits supposed to look like they were made by toddlers? cuz i know i want my ready to wear clothing to look somewhat polished. then again i'm boring and not edgy.

Mooshki said...

I like the kindergarten outfit too.

Mango said...

I don't know much about fashion (other than watching Project Runway) but I know that this stuff is hideous. Maybe the designer was laughing his/her ass off backstage?

Rag #3 looks like "nun meets whore".

I liked the Kindergarten outfit too, except for the shoes. Guess the designer didn't use the Bluefly.com wall "thoughtfully".

Jerry said...

You missed one.

caydian said...

@Jerry

That one's my favorite. Love that dress.

canadachick said...

Seriously why bother? A 10 year old could do better. Its stupid and wasteful

mygeorgie said...

Why does hideousness get passed off as 'Art'? And who the baconfuck wears this shit?

;)

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