Thursday, September 30, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This B/C list singer from a group ensemble/band, who is also an actor has been bouncing around different girlfriends as of late. The current girl, who he’s been pictured with lately happens to be the subject of yesterday’s Blind. The two are faking a PR relationship, each to promote their projects and to gain some shared notoriety. We have already told you the secret she is hiding, but his mostly involves being in love with his ex and resenting the current publicity stunt.

25 comments:

looserdude said...

Jonas and Ashley. I just cause I happened to notice their pics below.

looserdude said...

Wow. That was ungrammatical. I meant to say. "Jonas and Ashley? Just cause I happened to notice their pics below."

Marna Palmer said...

I agree looserdude, but what is her secret?

Stacy said...

Of course its Joe Jonas, but who is he still in love with? Demi or Camilla? Or some dude we don't know about. That's the only interesting part of this blind.

QueenB said...

I thought Joe was in the closet...???

Cheryl said...

I think the secret from the other blind is that she prefers much older men.

looserdude said...

The previous buzz photo blind (Nobody guessed Ashley): BuzzFoto Blind Item
This C list actress that is in a movie that just left the theaters is having trouble adjusting to her new-found fame. She’s always been a little socially awkward in the men department, and although people are linking her with her co-star, she’s secretly dating a woman she met online. The two have yet to meet up, and we hear the actress prefers it this way. So far their relationship is strictly online.

looserdude said...

Joe Jonas was allegedly the guy who de-virginated Miley.

The Nightmare Child said...

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene.



Ashley Greene?


Really? She goes...that...way. Hm. She looks like she'd be very successful with the menfolk.


And Joe Jonas upgraded with Ashley. I don't know why he's still in love with Taylor "All Of My Albums Are Basically Pissy Xanga/LiveJournal Entries And I Should Really Quit Dressing Like A Fifties Housewife On Crack And Cover Up My Disgusting Looking Manfeet" Swift. She looks like the kind of girl who'd have a shrine to a guy that she likes in her room...and then when she finds out that he's dating someone else, she goes faux goth, starts performing "black magic" on him and writes really shitty songs to perform at the school talent show.



Run with it, Joe. It beats waking up & finding a "voodoo doll" that Taylor made out of things she stole from your trash (including old nail clippings and hair from a broken hair brush) on your front porch with a note that says 'WE ARE SO DONE'...because you forgot your 72 hr. anniversary.

Cheryl said...

Sorry, I was thinking of this one.

35. BLIND GOSSIP 09/15
If you’re thinking that this romance between the singer and the franchise actress is fake, well, you’re right. These two have absolutely no interest in each other other than the increased paparazzi attention celebrity coupledom brings. In reality, she prefers more mature men. Actually, so does he. Ashley Greene & Joe Jonas

looserdude said...

@Nightmare Child - you crack me up, but how come you know so much about voodoo curses? ;)

looserdude said...

@Cheryl - that does make more sense.

Lissette said...

@looserdude
Nick Jonas (the youngest one) devirginized Miley.

chopchop said...

What are Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas starring in together? (It says "co-stars".)

Tigercat said...

i'm pretty sure it was nick jonas who had the thing with miley. (hangs head in shame for knowing this).

sunnyside1213 said...

Ah yes, voodoo. My borderline psychotic Mother practiced all the time. Her specialty was giving people breast cancer. She called it loping off their lemons. Guess what she died of? Karma, meet Mom.

Uhhhh... said...

Joe / Ashley sounds right but if she's not comfortable with her fame she should tell her publicist to stop. I'm telling you - her publicist is WORKIN'IT, Ashley Greene is everywhere.

Taylor said...

sunnyside1213-
did the people she cursed actually get breast cancer?

RocketQueen said...

Wow sunnyside - that's just...weird.

Majik said...

"Really? She goes...that...way. Hm. She looks like she'd be very successful with the menfolk."

What the hell does that mean? Only ugly women are lesbians, or lesbians are only interested in ugly women?? May I direct your attention to Portia deGeneres and any number of smoking hot lesbians in the world who couldn't give a flying fuck about how many men they 'could' have.

The Nightmare Child said...

@Majik - It means she's a pretty young lass. That's it.

I know more than one guy who's commented on how attractive she is. Calm the holy baconfuck down before you have an aneurysm. It's not a slam against her sexual orientation. If she is a lesbian, then I can congrats to all the lesbians out there on netting a pretty sweet catch. Savvy?

Missjenny619 said...

@ The Nightmare Child-

I love how you brought 'bacon' into it. Genius! Mind if I steal that phrase? Thx!

sunnyside1213 said...

@ Taylor, one woman did. I remember Mother chanting over lemons and then cutting them up and putting cloves in the skins. Then the whole mess goes into the attic. She was very into voodoo dolls which she called gris gris.

And yes RocketQueen, my whole childhood was weird.

mygeorgie said...

"Calm the baconfuck down"

Holy shit :D :D I vote that the official CDAN "Chill, dude" go-to:

CTBFD!

God that made my day :)

Jaiden_S said...

Cheryl, you nailed it.

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