Friday, June 29, 2018

Blind Item #15 - A Dancing Boy Blind

Under wraps for now but I've got an altogether new and different kind of dancing boy blind in the works. Yes, it's about dancing boys, but it's also about...millennials - specifically two. One is a friend of mine (he went to the college - at the same time/knows Jordan Peele - and is an accomplished YA writer), and the other is someone everyone will know, this person's childhood friend (who is a famous or I should say infamous convert to a certain religion, and tried to have my friend recruited as a dancing boy). The clue is a certain country, where the second person was unexpectedly found/caught. As to the name of the writer (he's a cute little 30-something mouseypants), his first name is the last name of a fading conservative icon who wrote multiple best selling books about virtue but had a secret vice associated with this city in the west. His last name is the same as an early president, known for losing our first war.

65 comments:

sandybrook said...

Two of these shits in one day is two too many

cruzzer2 said...

What TF? does any of this mean?????

Satan 666 said...

Anybody remember those Kenny Roger’s chicken restaurants?

cheesegrater15 said...

I say we boycott and turn these Dancing Bullshit blinds into Open Posts like on Dlisted.

Adrian Grimples said...

The writer is Bennett Madison. The infamous convert is John Walker Lindh, who was caught in Afghanistan.

David Smith said...
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Humor Me said...

@Adrian Grimples -
+!

Mo said...

John Greene for the author and a childhood friend of Tom Cruise? I’m sorry I tried

Sara, Making It Work said...

I only know Kenny Rogers Roasters because of the Seinfeld episode. Never eaten there. Were they any good?

Nunoff Yerbizness said...

I'm not even sure what this blind is saying, but the people to whom he is referring are Bennett Madison and John Walker Lindh.

Blank_Profile said...

So DB is saying that John Walker Lindh tried to recruit Bennett Madison as an Afghan Dancing Boy (for bachebaze) ? That makes no sense, the timeline doesn't work at all. Ugh these DB blinds!

ckpsjp said...

The conservative icon is Bill Bennett who, I think, had a gambling problem (the town out west being Vegas.) But an early president named Bennett? I know I'm an uneducated dunce but...

In other news, Kenny Rogers' Roasters were freaking amazing. AMAZING, I tell you.

ckpsjp said...

I read the blind again and I understand the clue now. Proving that I am, indeed, and uneducated dunce.

gauloise said...

what is a mouseypants?

Lurky McLurkster said...

BAD CHICKEN!! MESS YOU UP!!

Cail Corishev said...

@ckpsjp, it's not you, it's just that the Dancing Boy blind writer rivals Enty in the ability to string together common words and end up with nigh-incomprehensible mush. The conservative icon (though that should be "neocon") was obviously Bill Bennett, but I too read it a few times before I realized he wasn't the one sharing a name with an early president.

Green Tea said...

Is this a new category?

Guess the millennial.

hhstarr said...

A blind previewing a blind. Yawn.

Sher said...

Millennials are born before 1982? That's news to me!

At best, these guys are 'inbetweeners', on the cusp of Gen X and Millennials.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Maybe he's avoiding using the word "twink".

ckpsjp said...

Thanks @Cail!

Freckles said...

Please take the parentheses key away from him.

Shaddup Mimsey said...

No comprende

Guesser said...

Leave Dancing Boy alooonnne!!

Nor Cal said...

Adrian Grimples got it. According to Bennett Madison's wikipedia page, he was childhood friends with John Walker Lindh. By the way, Lindh is set to be released from prison next year and he has not renounced violent extremism.

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Sara, Making It Work said...

I thought '78 masked the end of Gen X and Millennial start from 79.
At least I remember this being the case when I checked before. My spouse and I are on opposite sides of the split.

rosie riveter said...

+1
But the catch is, it has to be only for the especially bright on cdan... Meaning no politics

Satan 666 said...

@Sara: KR chicken was so good! Anytime I see a DB blind I associate it with Sizzlers and my mind wanders from there :)

Brayson87 said...

All right speed round, lets see how blinds I can go through in 30min.

Brayson87 said...

Blah blah blah, same pervy bullsh!t that sounds like it's from a pedo posing as a victim.

@Satan 666, Why yes I had a friend that worked at Kenny Roger's when he was in high school. F*cked three female coworkers during his time there, his siblings called them his "chicken women"
Also he met Kenny Rogers when the celebrity was visiting his namesake restaurants.

The Truth said...

Xenial

Marianne Elba said...

I'm so fucking bored of these.

Sal T said...

@Brayson87 He wasn’t in charge of the special sauce was he?

gauloise said...

The first Millenials were born 1982, they are now in their late 30s, can we please stop writing about them like they are the this new shiny, indescribable object? It's super infantilizing, let Millenials live and grow up.

HeatherBee said...

How far down the canyon do we have to walk?

Ervin Thompson said...

Can we turn off the music so the Dancing boy can stopping dancing? I never understood him or post. I'm so confused is he an angry casting coucher, pissed off queen or just not interesting? And the thing is I'm not high ttoday but this blew my high especially after I looked the subjects up.

Sara, Making It Work said...

@Brayson,

Did any of them become famous? Are the chicken women and chicken women f*cker blind items now???
Guess the chicken lovers!

Christina said...

First off, Kenny Rogers Roasters back in the day was the bomb. The first few years especially. Ate there often. And then it started going downhill. Second, Gen X is from 1965 through 1980. Millennials from 1981 to 1996 According to the Pew Research Center. http://mentalfloss.com/article/533632/new-guidelines-redefine-birth-years-millennials-gen-x-and-post-millennials

GoldCoastGirl said...

I always look for the blinds with the most comments, you know it’s going to be a good read but when it’s a Dancing Boy item - the comments are all complaints and confusion.. Does make me giggle, sorry Dancing Boy! 💙💜 x

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

The week of June 25 the foul year of Lourde 2018, or, when 1 degree of separation from Rolling Stone via friendship with a late adrenochrome-conjurer means precious little as JD's drugs spokesperson's pass is revoked hard.

Unknown said...

Yea couldn't figure out what it means and honestly the word "millennial" means instant not interested.

memyselfandi said...

That's a pretty shitty childhood friend.

A dumb idiot said...

It's Bennett Madison and John Walker Lindh, but who cares

Dumblesnore said...

They kind of read like "he liked to look up but always looked down. He was a fan of spaghetti but only ate penne pasta noodles. I knew him as my second hamster's first owner. You know him from a bit part in a 1982 teen movie that was never released" wtf

Hahaha said...

Damn it Amazing quotes. Where's our compliment that always precedes your annoyingly stupid ad that nobody clicks on?!!! There's protocol to follow!!!😡

Christina said...

+1 Hahaha! Amazing Quotes is part of the CDAN experience at this point. Srsly.

Anony said...

I was born in 85 and they always said we were Gen Y. Too young for the Brat Pack, too old for Barney... I was too young for a beeper, but some of my friends were cool and had one, I did get a Nokia cell phone (with interchangeable faceplate and jellykeys,) because I got my first car AT 16 and I had strict parents who needed to know where I was every second of the day!

TLDR- 30somethings used to be Gen Y, where did that go. But please don't call us millennials.

IDon’tKnowHer said...

"Cute little...mouseypants” sounds sleazy and condescending given the exploitative nature of these DB blinds.

Anony, Gen Y is still used. You’re in that cusp where you are definitely not X, but you are old enough to see the rise of the internet.

squidarmy said...

I'm dancing as fast as I can. Jill Clayburgh,other Hollywood names thrown in as suspects. Other nonsense. Thanks, Enty

AkhaldanSolo said...

Wow. This is pretty heavy and crazy at the same time. Yes, I find it amusing that Dancing Boy blinds are so difficult to unpack or even understand, but, in a strange sense I think it really fits the author and I believe there is a real method to his madness that we will all soon realize (an observation made just from simple interactions on twitter).

Like I said I'm amused at all of the complaining when a Dancing Boy blind pops up but not many are taking very valid guesses at who and what DB is indicating here.

First off let me thank and congratulate Adrian Grimples for crushing this blind so quickly and accurately if he is indeed correct however those names do seem to fit very well. But back to THE IMPORT, whether or not DB is implicitly trying to imply, is what all DANCING BOYS have in common, having been young, attractive child actors SEXUALLY ABUSED BY THE INDUSTRY...

...MAY HAVE EFFECTIVELY CREATED THE CREATURE INSIDE John Walker Lindh THAT SENT HIM ON A HELLBENT CRUSADE AGAINST AMERICA FOR THE TALIBAN. Lindh knew about the systemic sexual abuse and huge underground establishment of pedophiles in Hollywood and government and his conversion to Islam was his distorted solution to the problem.

However, there is a deeper and much more sinister aspect to the concept of pederasty on a young child that the purveyors of this evil understand very well. It is done with the mixed intent of demonic sexual lust and a thirst for power and control. Most of the wealthy and connected practitioners of this form of abuse know full well what adorning the Eye of Horus does to the psychology of a child. They know there is exchange of energy that gives the abuser POWER over his victim, steals it from the victim and can use it against him physically and spiritually as an extortion tool.

This is how they create obedient actors, it is also how certain intelligence agencies create perfect assassins and TERRORISTS. The UK is infamous for taking young arab immigrant gang members in a little bit of trouble, turn them out with drugs and partying, then threaten to tell the rest of their family they are gay if they don't go shoot up the Bataclan. American spymasters realize the homosexuality angle is weak nowadays so they have to get a little more creative in their blackmail endeavors, say a young connecticut boy that was into child porn and grooming young children for the spooks while dance, dancing through the revolution.

Geeljire said...

😎

plot said...

@Nor Cal

"Lindh is set to be released from prison next year and he has not renounced violent extremism."

Seeing as Lindh is allowed no outside interviews, how would you know?

@Dumblesnore

LOL! +1

@Gee

One of your alters in the house baby? The one who can write and kinda make sense, sort of?

orangesoda said...

I don't know what the hell any of this is meant to say but 'cute little mouseypants?' What is this weird Perez Hilton shit?

gldstwmn said...

Is Ted Casablancas writing for CDAN now?

plot said...

"Is Ted Casablancas writing for CDAN now?"

Wow! It sure seems like it. Yep, same noodley style, insults that don't land, and references to absolutely nothing.

klg said...

I hate these so much

K.T. Verclempt said...

Blinds by Mad Libs. Ugh.

Boishglamorpuss said...

I have only commented on this site 2, maybe 3 times in the 10 years I’ve lurked. I am only here today to co-sign the hate for these specific blinds and the “Open Post” idea. Can we just collectively twirl dancing boy off the damn stage? These are THE WORST.

Geeljire said...

😎

Geeljire said...

How about you go back to not commenting instead

Geeljire said...

Geeljire is the unInternet shut in account, plot.
Unlike plot, one intellectually inferior individual with a complex and many accounts

Geeljire is one account, staffed by many posters, none of which independently post on CDAN.

Now you can carry on with THAT'S NOT TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

you know, the same thing you say everytime you're spotlighted and rebuked for defending Woody Allen and Polanski

plot said...

Aw Gee, is so sweet you take my jokes so seriously as to respond three times...with more garbage, naturally.

Geeljire said...

You wholeheartedly endorse child molesters and pedophiles on CDAN, plot.

Yes you, plot. There are probably several GBs of screenshots at this point whether you think so or not.

plot said...

You keep making that claim but can never back it up, Gee.

Who have I wholeheartedly endorsed who is a child predator?

Come on. If you claim something, proof is needed.

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