Thursday, July 12, 2018

Blind Item #5

This foreign born A- list dual threat actor who some say might not return as his character in the superhero world is talking smack about the A+ lister who he once called his girlfriend. He has a group chat going with several people and is filled with memes about her battle pans and freeing her boyfriend.

34 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Hiddleston/Swift

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Is a male beard a merkin?

Guesser said...

@Geeljire, yes!

sintaxi said...

What the fuck are "battle pans"?

T. W. said...

@Geeljire

A male beard is called a "tuxedo."

Tricia13 said...

Yeppers...Looks Like Loki is Lurking lol
First thing he’s done i dig

Lurky McLurkster said...

Here is a battle pan

https://laughingsquid.com/combat-kitchenware-custom-frying-pans-with-a-sword-hilt-handle/

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Battle pan
This sounds like some CDAN/PUBG marketing crossover

Shame on you for monetizing your bullshit gossip website Enty, you don't provide a valuable public service for free, unlike those unsung hardworking heroes and martyrs at TMZ and Gawker

MZ said...

These blinds are getting worse and worse!

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

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Sara, Making It Work said...

Definitely a merkin. I've never heard "tuxedo"...

Anonymous said...

So the "man" who pretended to date TS, wore a I heart TS shirt and pretended those g*d awful shots on the beach weren't planned is making fun of the person he was bearding for????? Pot --- Kettle!!

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

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Thonker said...

He's the one who put on the t-shirt so he shouldnt open his mouth too big tbh. Altho again I'm not buying it.
Also take it or leave it but https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/tom-hiddlestone-i-love-taylor-swift-vest-shirt-gq-interview-explanation-beach-fourth-july-a7571386.html

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

These are considered "not funny" and "controversial" by The Onion in The Year of Our Idols 5779

Sara, Making It Work said...

I hope he at least got a new publicist after that "relationship".

SillyWhabbit said...

Who did I read a blind about who used a frying pan to clock a lover?

Unknown said...

He's STILL carrying on about her? he needs to get help.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Cruz I'm a Lok'd out gangsta set trippin' banger
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger
Fool

FA said...

His bitterness is the only reason I think they really had a fling that ended badly. When it's a contract deal, you don't give a shit when its over. But yeah, I imagine her latest armpiece needs to be freed right about now. He looked fucking miserable when he was photographed at one of her shows. Then again, who wouldn't be? She can't sing in tune to save her life.

Sd Auntie said...

So Hiddleston is straight! Yess😍😁

longtimereader said...

God what a pussy, no one put a gun to his head and made him beard, all he saw was the free publicity. A moments google search would have warned him how ruthless she is. The new beard already got a couple of movie parts and publicity out of it, doubt he will be around after her tour finishes. Still, join the queue of ex-beards who hate her guts.

Snifter said...

This only makes me want to hang out with Hiddles MORE. I love the thought of him sitting around being petty with other A-listers.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

MAMA
JUST KILLED A MAN
PUT MY GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
MADE HIM BEARD AND NOW HE'S DEAD

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

I gotta get me one of those, Lurky!
For the pun if nothing else.

moonagedaydream6 said...

He's so bitter about the "relationship" not because it was real and he was actually heartbroken, but because the whole stunt did the opposite of what it was supposed to do for him. That summer, everyone was saying he was supposed to be the next Bond, and then they did a hard pass on him for that. Even his huge fans stopping fanning over him so much, because the publicity summer stunt was shoved so far down their throats that they couldn't take it, it was very pukeworthy. His name got big after that, but for the wrong reasons. He probably sees that this stunt with Alwyn is actually working for him, getting him awards and roles. Not that I necessarily believe this blind, just that he has definitely come across as bitter about the whole thing, and I disagree that it's because it was a "real" relationship, but truly believe its because it was a terrible terrible PR move for him.

Zebra Seasoning said...

+1 to Moonagedaydream6. Even people who are casual fans could smell this particular showmance a mile away.

I will give it to Hiddleston though, 1) he at least looked like he was having fun and 2) didn't get roped in like another foreign born A- list dual threat superhero-world actor did.

Plus I hear he's hung like a horse, so props to TayTay if she got to hit that.

TownChica said...

+1

luvgossip said...

Is battle pans an auto correct of butt implants?

Gylly said...

Your comment FTW

Guesser said...

Notice Enty gifted us a HiddleSwift blind right after it was in the comments?🤔

Kno Won said...

Mama...life had just begun
But now i’ve gone & thrown the beard away...

K said...

Geeljire Shut the fuck up already

laganja estranja said...

really, taylor swift is the reason why they passed up hiddleston for bond? i mean come on now, i don't like her but that's a bit of a reach isn't it?

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