Wednesday, March 06, 2019

Blind Item #11

There was a big fight this weekend and there should have been a dirty test based on the amount of drugs he has been using as of late. Apparently there was some creative urine gathering going on. 

21 comments:

sandybrook said...

Jon Jones mma title fight?

Notagoodscreenname said...

creativeurinegathering is going to be my next user name

yepthatsme said...

I thought creative urine gathering only happened in the Gulf countries? Btw Tyrone Woodley was outclassed so completely that maybe its him?

sandybrook said...

Probably isagoodscreenname

Notagoodscreenname said...

lol

Brayson87 said...

How creative could they get? Besides that one episode of Blue Mountain State where they forced clean urine up into their bladders.

astra worthington said...

Please explain how one can force clean urine up their bladder!

Florin said...

@Astra: I've had a catheter put in to drain urine. If they'd attached a full bag to it and squeezed, I'm sure they could have pushed urine into my bladder.

Low Key said...

🎶 the more you know 🎶

Brayson87 said...

@Low Key, don't forget the ✨🌈 ;)

Vita said...

Lol, Low Key and Brayson!😂

Ann said...

Astra actually this is easy. Have the person lying down. Insert a foley catheter to drain the bladder. Attach a drainage bag already containing the urine. Lift the drainage bag above the person's bladder level. Gravity does the job. Easy peasy. The urine would flow thru the tubing up into the person's bladder. This makes me cringe to think about but it's doable by anyone with minimal medical training.

KnitWit said...

Or hand the cup to a clean friend when no one is looking. Or bribe the nurse.

apple_seed said...

Isn't "Creative Urine" when you ask for two Russian hookers who look like your daughter to pee on you?

astra worthington said...

Wow just wow. I have learned so much today 😬 lol thanks for the answers y’all.

Ann said...

@Knitwit the problem with your idea is the urine is checked for temperature. Unless the urine is at body temperature you fail the drug test. Remember that when you go for pre-employment physicals.

MattDaddy said...

So I guess MMA is going to wind up being just as corrupt as boxing, if it hasn't already.

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Unknown said...

Creative urine gathering is what the Chicago PD tried to do during R. Kelly's first trial.

longtimereader said...

I presume decades of drug tests have created ingenious ways to avoid them.

Sabre said...

There was a Dr who was charged with child rape. He drew blood from other patients & subdermally implanted a vial which, when tested by law enforcement, was found to not be a match with the rapist of the child.

Later they tested his hair & he was bang to rights.

Creative.

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