Wednesday, March 06, 2019

Blind Item #1

This alliterate former online celebrity turned reality star turned person you would not want to be alone with that all of you know bit a man at a grocery store the other day for absolutely no reason. He was pushing a cart and she walked up and bit him.

32 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Tila Tequila

Jesse the Mind said...
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cheesegrater15 said...

Ew, every time I read her name I feel the need to get checked for STDs.

Brayson87 said...

Tila's gone rabid y'all!

Vita said...

Brayson, lol! Isnt there a mandatory six week quarantine?

cc423 said...

I did Nazi that coming

aemish said...

lol @ Brayson

Krab said...

Hitting the bath salts?

L said...

I think someone in Reddit told a story about Tila biting their finger outside a bar. Or it might have been a squirrel..

Huckleberry said...

This is why I don't like going to the grocery store.

Brayson87 said...

Don't get me wrong I've dated some biters, but that was in the context of a relationship, not a stranger in the produce section of the local supermercado.

astra worthington said...

Lol what? That’s a really good way to get shot.

Jim said...

I saw Tila Tequila at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Notagoodscreenname said...

@cc423 lmao
idk how she became affiliated with them. she's not even white

Vita said...

Krab-- i think you're probably right...the face biters!!!

Jim-- weird story if true, and what's even scarier is she probably drove to the grocery, which means she's menacing the open roads...

Aquagirl said...

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣!

Aquagirl said...

Does she at least pass out free tequila? You know, to kill the germs and stuff?

yepthatsme said...

Lets not judge her folks. Remember #biterlivesmatter

Lulu Filona said...

Maybe she was hungry.

Low Key said...

Or hangry. Shoulda got a Snickers instead.

GypseeWind said...

+ 1

David Howes said...

Is biting foreplay to her?

Jim, get an STD check, ASAP!

HushHush said...

Didn't she marry a Johnson & Johnson heiress? Partied her to death (was diabetic). I bet her family really hate her.

HushHush said...

Weird story Jim, but not the funny kind like Bill Murray stealing your fries.
Drug addicts, the opiod kind, love sugary candy when their coming down. Stay away from bulk candy bins- the same hands that have been picking up cig butts off the ground are digging in those bins.

Mad Hominem said...

You know, if Tila Tequila were actually GOOD at anything, she wouldn't have to do stupid sh#t like biting strangers just to get her name on a blog.

Brayson87 said...

Didn't Tila supposedly make a dog video or two? We may not want to rule out rabies.

Krissie said...

That story is too weird not to be true. Who is so poor they have to live off of stolen Milky Ways. I remember someone from my high school got a friend request from her when she was the MySpace queen.

Post Cards From The Edge said...

Cheesegrater, your on fire today thanks for the laughs :)

Pink_Palace said...

My adopted niece was sooo proud of the fact Tila Tequila was her nickname. I told her one day she would understand why I said it was not a good thing. Hopefully she realizes Auntie was right!😉

Mango said...

Isn’t she the one who tried to get all sexy on cam and fell over in an armchair?

hunter said...

Nooo, you guys that's a famous reddit story that people copy and paste. The joke is on anyone who has never read it before but all you do is copy/paste and change the celebrity's name. First time I read it was for Ryan Gosling.

I recognized it at the hand-snapping and by the time we got to the candy bars it was old hat.

That is not a true story, it is a reddit celebrity copy pasta joke.

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