Wednesday, March 06, 2019

Blind Item #5

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who recently lost a huge franchise has hired a PR firm who specializes in bot armies. Anyone who mentions his lawsuit triggers the bots and an avalanche of negative comments about the person he is suing.

50 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Johnny Depp

cheesegrater15 said...

So, if you say his name three times like Beetlejuice a bunch of random people start posting that Amber is a slut?

Depeche Model said...

I'm not a bot, and I don't need to be paid to believe that Amber Heard is an opportunistic piece of shit.

Brayson87 said...

This is a misuse of robots, they are our friends 💖🤖

shawn fleming said...

Does the bot Army activate on CDAN? If so, can we watch it work in real time?

Chris P said...

I kinda feel like trying this out on twatter. Lol

Nosey Parker said...
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Krab said...

I wish I had a bot army to command. Also some theme music.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Depp's lawsuit against Herd was such a dumb idea. Talk about the Streisand effect - now all his bad actions are back in the news.

Just live off whatever money you have left for 5 or 10 years, and then have an "interesting" comeback doing silver fox roles, Christopher Plummer style.

Jimbonius said...

After that interview, even bots can't help R. Kelly. What a train wreck.

Brayson87 said...

@shawn, Bot armies have tried to comment on CDAN a couple times in the past, but due to CDAN's nature it's really obvious and immediately gets called out by the commenters.

hothotheat said...

+1 Depeche

An Edwards said...

Off to FB to give this a try. Will report back.

E said...

🤖

Anonymous said...

Johnny was an idiot for leaving Vanessa. Anyone can see what an opportunistic, POS Amber is Speaking of POS.....I wonder if the dog poo in his bed will argued in court?

Notagoodscreenname said...

I didn't even know that was possible.

An Edwards said...

So posted on FB & Twitter... Nada. Maybe I did it wrong. Should I have vehemently denounced him? Or the opportunistic whore? IDK, but I'm disappointed. I wanted to watch a bot army in action!

kris said...

@Krab +1

MelRose said...

How is that even legal? Bots lead to online bullying and targeted harassment.

Aquagirl said...

+2

Aquagirl said...

@An Edwards: Did you include the word lawsuit?

Flashy Vic said...

I'm sorry but the words 'bot armies' just conjures up visions of some really camp military regiment intent on conquering arse.

Like the French army.

D Brown said...

There is a little thing called "discovery" in which your opponent's lawyers get to examine, under oath, you, your family, your staff, your ex-girlfriends etc re alcohol use, drugs (prescription and non-prescription) use, violence (physical and emotional), any NDA's you've demanded, sealed legal settlements etc. If you are not Mother Teresa don't start lawsuits.

sandybrook said...

The bot armies are busy slagging Meghan Markle the pay is better there.

DarylsBigFan said...


Also J Garner, and Stefani Germanotta
quite obviously employ these services.
Glad people are learning about it.
The more we get away from screens, the better.

Little Miss Sunshine said...

It's easier to identify Bots on CDaN. Since they are machines, their response time is faster than humans. Brayson87 and Tricia13 are the obvious ones.

DarylsBigFan said...

I would call it manipulation when someone uses fake people for comments...
then, the SAME CELEBRITY heads to Instagram, filters their photo to look 15 yrs younger, puts a fake beach backdrop behind it ( they are actually in a parking lot), and voila.
Instant manipulation.
I have a relative who thinks Garner "must be a great person; we always see her walking to church".
Unbelievable.

Do Tell said...

Johnny Depplorable.

Brayson87 said...

@Little Miss, No it's the originality and creativity of the posts, not to mention whether they're little used screen names, or new screen names, or names in foreign locations. How is India this time of year anyway Little Miss?

Little Miss Sunshine said...

@Bray, very balmy. Ugh! futile to ask you about the weather since your are buried deep in reading, re-reading and commenting on every article and comment on a gossip blog.

Brayson87 said...

@Little Miss, My apologies, am I taking up your defending MJ time? Like on Blind Item #4 today?

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/03/blind-item-4_6.html

Where you have insulted not one but both Middle Easterners and Americans in the same comment? A difficult but clumsy achievement.

Is it that Leaving Neverland is debuting in the UK tonight?

TommyWantsHisMommy said...

Johnny Depp ...Giant Squid..

whatever he did..i still like his movies.

Natasha21 said...

This is my final opinion on Mr. Depp: Karma. Yes. Everything he`s getting now is Karma.
Do I believe her? Nope. I don`t believe a word she says.
Do I fell sorry for him? ...HELL NO.

He was responssible for a mans death.
I can`t hear that Goddam fucking police tape without crying and I just know he had something to do with it.

You have to pay for everything in life. Now he`s career is over.

DarylsBigFan said...

One must sell their soul or use the couch , to be A list.
Theres -no- other way.
Those are the rites of passage.
Neither of them has a heart left.
Walking around with a toy poodle doesn't make you a good person.

timebob said...

I have an interview at Skynet tomorrow. Maybe I should cancel.

Viking Song said...

Oh, here we go. So anyone who is aware of Amber's criminal past, her history of violence, her history of lying and fraud and who doesn't believe Depp was beating her is a bot.

And I should imagine that he has nothing to hide if he's suing her.

Chelsea.Beaver said...

No, it’s not bots. People really just find Amber Heard insincere and hypocritical.

If anyone is buying bots, it’s Amber Heard. Just check our her comment section, and how she gained followers overnight pre-Aquaman.

Chelsea.Beaver said...

Word.

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Chelsea.Beaver said...

Exactly!
Who on Amber Heard’s team fed this one to CDAN? It’s clearly not true.

Chelsea.Beaver said...

+1

Cee Kay said...

Team Amber. Johnny Depp is a washed up twat.

BRAD PITT said...

former A+ movie actor = Depp

lost a huge franchise = POTC

person he is suing = Amber Heard

Aquagirl said...

Amber is a lying, fucking, cocksucker who has never spoken a word of thruth. Hopefully she’ll never get pregnant, or we’ll have an Angie/Meghan combo.

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Aquagirl said...

+1

Do Tell said...

I love how the usual Johnny Deppraved fan brigade showed up immediately to prove the point of this blind. Fantastische.

Robynsing said...

Oh bullshit Enty. People hate Amber Heard just because she's a nasty climbing whore. You yourself posted that reveal about her on July 4 a couple of years ago that has somehow vanished and how she slept with the director, producer and Jason Momoa in order to get the Mera role and how she was stealing from people by saying she'd get Depp to read scripts etc. She is scum. Read the complaint it's out there. and now the pics and depo transcripts are out there too...next comes the security footage

Unknown said...

Only his die hard fans will deny this. Checked a bunch of accounts, totally true.

orangesoda said...

Johnny might be a washed up twat but that doesn't mean that Amber isn't a lying manipulative piece of shit. We're not 12. Lets not do 'teams.'

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