Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Blind Item #2

The celebrity CEO is not even trying any longer to keep his addictions hidden. He is too far gone to not be on something all the time which makes conferences lasting longer than an hour for the world to see all his issues.

17 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Elon Musk

Jesse the Mind said...

Tim Apple

Nor Cal said...

+1 Musk

Elphin MacSkye said...

BEZOS

:| raven |: said...

Musk

cc423 said...

How in the hell does Musk still have a job?

Vita said...

Musk...he keeps changing his mind and undoing announcements...he needs a wrangler, quickly!

Thot Crimes said...

Jeff Amazon?

Scandi Sanskrit said...

AW too bad I already used up my “Dog Mode” joke. 🐶🐶🐶🐶LOL. Boo.

Thot Crimes said...

@scandi - What is the "dog mode" joke? Asking for a friend.

Trapped said...

Musk must have a death wish, never know when his heart can't take anymore drugs (Coke)

Scandi Sanskrit said...

BAsically anytime you leave Elon unattended/in the car you turn on “Dog Mode”: https://youtu.be/mqxXLsRboDQ

Vita said he needs a wrangler. I couldn’t help myself. 🙊🐶

Brayson87 said...

Eh, Steve Jobs did all kinds of weird sh!t, without him Apple is still making money but it's not the same. "Dance with the one that brought you," sometimes you don't want to risk losing the magic.

longtimereader said...

I kinda imagine his end would be like the last part of scarface. Musk pulling out a f*** off machine gun at the approaching SEC officals, his face covered in coke.

Unknown said...

Musk dont have to balls to pull off such a stunt, Longtimereader.

hunter said...

Let's hope, if we're lucky enough for that to happen, that Azalea Banks is there to video it.

Gylly said...

With her chickens

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